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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 3h
Well I was not anticipating this when I changed my display name over the weekend
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Joe Pera talked to them
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is exactly why I dug both Absolum and TMNT: Splintered Fate a lot. Hell, let’s start remaking/redesigning all the classic Konami beat-em-ups as roguelikes!
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Sits down very slowly, removes glasses, clutches furrowed brow) tell me more
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The bit of him being hungry and having to wait for “Melania to finish lunch with friends” , and then followed of a shot of him borderline shoving her, what is happening lol
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump somehow transforming Canada into the responsible, more formidable sibling while straight-up bribing Americans to let him keep power and keep demolishing national monuments is exactly what I, an American, Canada-loving, national monument-hating independent voter prayed for 🙏
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As an Eagles fan, enjoy AJ - I don’t have a lot of bad things to say about him. He caught a ton of passes, won a Super Bowl in Philly, read a lot of weird-ass books on the sideline in the middle of games... all the things I’d aspire to do as an athlete
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You also have to keep in mind the millennials who grew up with a PS1 instead of N64 (ie me), yet played countless early 3D action titles that built off Zelda’s foundation. So there is neither a nostalgia factor nor some new interesting stuff held in an Ocarina remake for us, there’s just nothin
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
One of the most devastating but accurate sentences I’ve read. Sensational analysis all around!
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A rare, genuine cackle reaction from me at this
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Really think Pete could’ve solved a lot of problems in this one by simply telling the dude who clearly wants to be best friends with Spider-Man that he is, in fact, best friends with Spider-Man
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Please no one let Tom Homan grocery shop in peace ever again
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Tim’s interview with the demonologist on the Real #InfoWars is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. That Humpty Dumpty photo they chose… 😂😂😂
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How can you hate the crate!
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Steve, Stephen, Boom, Blocks
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Stephen Speilberg’s Boom Blox as the first weird addition
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Ah yes, the halcyon days
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’d love a column of yours ranking the best remakes. Zero Mission behind maybe only FF7 Remake? Perhaps a Resident Evil sneaks in there?🤔
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i will take Siberian Breaks - Alien Days - When You Die from albums 2-4 over those first three singles. (To be clear, the first album singles still kind of rule)
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“Words Don‘t Matter“ - the official slogan of the Trump administration
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
They need to start remaking the Umbrella Chronicles like it’s FF7
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Let’s not leave out “I want to drive housing prices up,” another on-camera quote
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
(Nah, I still like that album)
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m with ya! I fear our days of totally cohesive Modest Mouse albums are behind us at this point haha (Or maybe, they were dead before We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank even sank??)
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Whoa whoa don’t do ”Impossible Somedays” like that
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Beyond Good And Evil 2 feeling more like that second (wonderful) Avalanches album… every time you think it might be closer to reality, they see something like today’s GoW cube sidekick and are like ”hold on we might need another year or two to adapt to the times“
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Truly not a more 2026 gaming moment than introducing an intriguing new premise for an iconic franchise (play as Kratos‘s kickass wife exploring the underworld - cool!) followed instantaneously with a talkative gelatinous cube sidekick
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
“Now go fuck yourself with a stolen condom from CVS” is just a wild sentence though
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
trans rights might sound like a Big Ask to some people, but it's not a Hard Ask. the average person has to do literally nothing
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
We need (deserve) a Gex 4 surprise release to collectively WAKE US THE FUCK UP to what’s important (Gex 4)
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
To be clear, the total extent of his mind‘s capacity to do something about this non-issue is “send in ICE”
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A fleet of just two or three Gummi Ships could reopen the Strait of Hormuz within hours
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“Dr Oz, simply say the least concerning thing possible. FUCK.”
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
That initial dinner Trump invited Comey to during his first term, where Comey affirmed that his loyalty was to the United States and not to Trump, is currently the top-playing clip in the unresolved revenge slideshow constantly playing in Trump’s dementia brain
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I love that this dude’s role in the administration is basically to play the “This Is Fine“ dog every morning
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
…so maybe divert your attention from doing a million things at the microeconomic level towards doing a single thing at the macroeconomic level
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Watching Carson Daly introduce a new video by going “I want you guys to check out something that‘s a little out there, but I think it’s cool and hope you do too” and then cueing “Chop Suey” by System of a Down during a random episode of TRL is a formative moment (clearly) still engrained in my mind
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Kate is Bob Cratchit, if that wasn’t explicit
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Clearly Muppets Christmas Carol, with Locke as Scrooge, Jack as Jacob Marley (or vice versa, the beauty is they both work) and... fuck, I guess, like, Boone as Tiny Tim. Or Hurley. The beauty is they both work also
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Rodney Mims Cook Jr. is not a real person, it’s a randomly generated Madden player
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is starting to feel like the HBO Harry Potter reboot of Trump cabinet meetings
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
So does he believe that when things get bombed, they just go... deep into the ground?
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
(Though I realize a remake team perfectly capturing the exact “atmosphere” of the original project is extremely difficult, if not impossible)
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I feel like the vast majority of gamers would be perfectly fine (even enthused, at this point) if the typical “remake” was a REALLY basic mixture of enhanced graphics and no-brainer quality of life improvements. This new take on FF2’s combat sounds like it does nothing but drain the atmosphere
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I mean the easy answer is probably just this fucker
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Chuck, jesus Fuck. This guy needs to be remembered in history books as the face of premature submission, one of the most disastrous parts of a disastrous era (and probably will be, regardless of whichever side winds up writing the history books, which is at least a little funny)
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Pabst Vib-Ribbon @drewigneus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You’re an incredibly brave person. Thank you for what you do for us.
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