Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 23/03/2026Nice of Matt Walsh to write his own obituary. 031
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 10/03/2026🧵Ugh. I'm so sick of these fucking people. "Oh boohoo. I live in a safe, progressive country. Gay people can be publicly affectionate. Health care is a long wait sometimes but at least I don't bankrupt my grandkids if I need cancer treatments." 110
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 05/03/2026I fucking love how these assholes think that wanting to break away from a progressive social democracy so they can have some kind of all-white, all-straight capitalist fantasy nation patterned on the neo-fascist neighbours to the south somehow equates them with "the resistance" 021
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 18/02/2026And here, in a nutshell, is why the Alberta separatist movement is full of shit. They claim they want to leave because their voices aren't heard in Ottawa, and then they expect the leader of a federal party to support a position that would guarantee he wouldn't win an election. 015
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 17/02/2026This is obviously fucked up for a variety of reasons. But also, who the fuck goes to ChatGPT for therapy? Asking mindless, emotionless pattern recognition tools for mental health advice is like asking your toddler for stock tips. You'll get an answer, but your life will get significantly worse. 010
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 18/11/2025Death by Lightning is rife with historical inaccuracies. For example, at no point did anyone even mention lasagna, nor comment on the shittiness of Mondays. Do better, Netflix. 025
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 11/11/2025Today I honour the brave men and women who fought and died for my right to make a living in the smut industry, and to publicly assert, free from consequence, that Pierre Poilievre definitely has sex with donkeys. 030
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 04/11/2025Poor Dick Cheney. He wanted everyone to hate him the most. And now he's dead, and all the people who used to call him Darth Vader are too busy being starved or deported by some jackass TV host to come dance on his grave. 000
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 18/10/2025I just came across this 2021 survey of experts about what post-COVID life would be like by 2025. Prof. @lrainie.bsky.social, how are you not shouting from the rooftops about how EXACTLY right the negative predictions were, and how EXACTLY wrong the positive ones? www.pewresearch.org/internet/202...pewresearch.orgExperts Say the ‘New Normal’ in 2025 Will Be Far More Tech-Driven, Presenting More Big ChallengesA plurality of experts think sweeping societal change will make life worse for most people. Still, a portion believe things will be better in a ‘tele-everything’ world. 120
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 15/10/2025The way that Doc Brown pronounces "gigawatts" leads me to believe that he would pronounce "gifs" as "jifs." This completely undermines him as a scientist. Back to the Future is a lie. 010
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 10/10/2025I have a theory that only 3% of people who use the word "stochastic" in everyday conversation actually know what it means. Or maybe it's 28%. I dunno, I'm just tossing out numbers here... 110
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 27/09/2025Hey now, for all we know, Musk only went to Epstein's island to visit seven or eight of his kids... 120
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 25/09/2025I actually totally believe Trump's conspiracy theory that the escalator and the teleprompter were deliberately sabotaged at the UN. Which is hilarious. But sure, call for an immediate investigation into a prank that hurt your feelings, because that's what big strong tough men do, Mr. President. 060
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 24/09/2025Sequence of events: 1. Guy shoots at ICE facility, hits 3 detainees, kills self 2. Right condemns "attack on law enforcement" 3. FBI says bullets have "anti-ICE" message 4. Patel tweets photo, location unspecified, with "ANTI-ICE" written in ink, though he says "engraved" Not suspicious at all... 230
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 24/09/2025Honestly? I dunno. It was earnest and it was heartfelt. But if it were me, and I had my biggest audience probably ever, I'd have saved the 18-minute, mostly-joke-free Free Speech TED Talk, spent a minute thanking everyone for their support, and then hammered Trump with Epstein stuff for the rest. 130
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 24/09/2025There's something very quaint and adorable about the fact that after 40+ years, there are still conservatives and media outlets freaking out about Gwar. The more things change... 050
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 21/09/2025Dude, these Turning Point guys are weird. How, exactly, is it a miracle that the fatal bullet didn't come out the other side? Something isn't a miracle just cuz it's kinda freaky. And "another" miracle? What was the first miracle? Your boy's dead, bro. 010
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 20/09/2025As long as we're designating compound adjectives that describe a state of being to which some of us are opposed and yet must, on occasion, endure, as nouns that define a person who commits acts for which they could potentially be executed, I would like to designate "pants-wearing" as a war criminal. 020
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 20/09/2025I don't often post the stories I report here, because even people IN the adult industry aren't always interested in, say, reading about the legal wrangling that occurs in a Jefferson City courthouse over age verification implementation dates. But this is a fun one: www.xbiz.com/news/292355/...xbiz.comFrench Telecoms Mogul Ignites AV Firestorm With Free VPN, Sarcastic TweetFrench billionaire Xavier Niel, founder of telecommunications giant Iliad S.A., ignited a heated debate this week when he appeared to admit that the no-cost VPN his Free Mobile wireless carrier has in... 010
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 19/09/2025The reverence that Republican men are displaying for a mediocre hack like Charlie Kirk can honestly only mean one thing: Every single Republican man is gay. Super duper gay. 010
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 17/09/2025I never really got the right's Charlie Kirk worship, either before or after last week. He was mediocre. None of his content, or his style, or his delivery, or his brand, was original, clever or funny. And there are original, clever, funny conservatives out there. So why'd they pick this guy? 140
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 13/09/2025You can't whine about the gay agenda and Critical Race Theory radicalizing your kids, and then claim that Tyler Robinson is a radicalized liberal because he's rebelling against his conservative upbringing. But you should definitely hire a drag queen to babysit, just in case. 040
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 13/09/2025Everything else aside, having your dad narc on you has gotta be a real pain in the neck... 030
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 13/09/2025I get it, bro. I too was radicalized into being a commie radical eco terrorist while I was attending a technical community college studying to be an electrician. Those places are hotbeds of subversive philosophical indoctrination. Just ask my instructor, Fat Norm. 010
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 17/06/2025The step-by-step guide to your progressive punk rock Facebook friend going full MAGA: 🧵 240
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 14/06/2025There is no "male loneliness epidemic." There is definitely a "dudes with shitty personalities who can't make friends or get laid because no one wants to be near them" epidemic. Fucking losers. 161
Reposted by Drew FoxDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/06/2025We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue. 594230365048
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 04/06/2025Honestly, Stephen Miller may be the only human being on earth whose wife could credibly claim that banging Elon Musk would be a step up. 062
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 08/04/2025Am I the only one who's bothered that they named the female dire wolf "Khaleesi"? "Sansa" and "Arya" were right fucking there. Don't name wolves after Targaryens. Jeez. 071
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 05/04/2025It's a little weird that Beverly named her son with Picard "Jack Crusher." Isn't that basically saying to Wesley, "hey kid, you weren't good enough to be Jack, Jr., but the bastard son who ISN'T Jack, Sr.'s kid is!" Good thing Wesley got deus ex machina'd into cosmos. Poor @wilwheaton.net 020
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 02/04/2025The Iceman goeth. RIP.media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is yelling at another man in front of a locker with the word ice on itALT: a man in a blue shirt is yelling at another man in front of a locker with the word ice on it 030
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 02/04/2025Strom Thurmond just rolled over in his sheet. 132
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 25/03/2025Something I wrote yesterday. Better start thinking up a new term, sex workers of New York. I was thinking "Genital Consultant." www.xbiz.com/news/287961/...xbiz.comNew York Assemblyman Proposes Banning the Term 'Sex Work'Republican New York Assembly Member Brian Maher has introduced a bill to prohibit the use of the term "sex work" in government documents. 110
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 25/03/2025Me in the national security team group chat (iykyk) 0120
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 21/03/2025Conservatives: Our guy is gonna give us all blowjob robots! Mark Carney: I'm gonna give you all blowjob robots. Conservatives: Hey! That was OUR guy's idea!! You stole it! We only want HIS blowjob robots! How DARE you give us this awesome thing we want! BOOOOO LIBERAL BLOWJOB ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 060
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 15/03/2025Tax Axed. Guess you're gonna have to win on your *ahem* charisma and charm, Mr. Poilievre... 131
Reposted by Drew FoxDrew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 05/03/2025It's like Donald Trump never watched Ben Stein's lecture in Ferris Bueller... 041
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 05/03/2025It's like Donald Trump never watched Ben Stein's lecture in Ferris Bueller... 041
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 04/03/2025So is Kieran now the King of the Culkins? Cuz I feel like Macaulay had that pretty well sewn up for decades. Then Kieran came on pretty strong with Succession. And now an Oscar. Sorry, Rory. I don't think your day will ever come. 040
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 03/03/2025I highly encourage everyone who supports Russia to go to the house next door to yours, annex their kitchen, and strangle their 6-year-old son. When people object, just say "hey, forget about the kid, lemme keep the kitchen, and send half your savings to my pal Donny. Or you just don't want peace." 161
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 03/03/2025I fucking called this. There was just no way they were gonna give him the satisfaction while he was still breathing. 020
Reposted by Drew FoxDrew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 26/02/2025People keep talking about how terrible history is repeating right now. But that also means this may all eventually end with guillotines. So buck up! 0163
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 26/02/2025People keep talking about how terrible history is repeating right now. But that also means this may all eventually end with guillotines. So buck up! 0163
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 26/02/2025Remember that episode of Succession where they brought in the homeless guy that they'd paid to tattoo Kendall's initials on his forehead cuz they were specifically written to be the worst people in the world? (Also, it was a billion dollars, not a million) 100
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 23/02/2025I will eat a leather shoe, livestreamed, if Elon Musk ever actually sends every American $5,000. Mark it down. 150
Drew Fox @drewfoxxbiz.bskyverified.social · 23/02/2025Okay, while formerly anti-Trump GOPers are craven, opportunistic parasites, I can at least see the logic in stroking off the guy who butters their bread. But greasing Elon's pole while he SPECIFICALLY strips their powers away? Where's the upside? They just come off like beaten worms. It's weird. 000