Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 12hI heard explosive diarrhea. They need to change planes 121
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It looks like his goatee was stolen from a 1800’s corpse 000
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026and you’re two hours ahead of us. More time for dumBfuckery on the West coast 000
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 11/10/2026that was my alias almost 30 years ago when we were busted by campus police! 060
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Don’t see them picking up “new” voters, but then again, we elected Trump twice… 110
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“this is what socialism made me do!” while tears fight their way past the eyeliner 060
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Dumbest thing today. There is always tomorrow 000
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Careful, Ello skipped out on a motel bill in Euphrata, Washington 010
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That’s why you ignored my request for high tea at noon 2321
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Assassination of Liberty Biberty by the coward LiMu Emu 170
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s hilarious because this is a totally normal sight living around here 000
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026no dice Grubb. Dom is going to be the Mariners manager 000
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm sure there's video of the Iowa/Maryland game that has Smith in attendance. 000
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In a night that Curry dropped 60. He probably would have remembered that! 150
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Father, it was me. I attended the Seahawks vs Golden State Warriors in Atlanta, Texas 030
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Noted Maryland nickname, The Golden State Warriors 010
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They’re gutting education so they can’t say they get a free education as compensation anymore 030
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026See how he pivots if we tell him they’re all coming because they love him so much. 000
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My house hasn’t burned down since I got insurance. Why am I putting $ into this risk pool?? 1324
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Canceling my auto insurance to trigger the libs 2332
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rare case of where the book and adaptation were uniquely different but of equal brilliance 060
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The worst people have the most money. They’ll never be happy 1161
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I actually think he could get even more racist. Give him a week 2130
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 24/09/20263rd prize is you both have to write about it 010
Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So many towns here in Washington where I'd cackle if he rolled through. "Reacher gets stuck in Morton, WA and has to fight his way to stop a turf war before the Seahawks Big Game (can't use Superbowl) victory parade" 020