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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Very good pull-quote there Wikipedia (Under The Skin on PS2)

goals set in each level. Once pranked, humans will become hostile towards Cosmi and try to attack him.
While disguised, Cosmi can take two hits, the first leaving him in underwear-which Dan Whitehead of Eurogamer described as "a Capcom fetish dating back to Ghosts 'n Goblins"-while the second one reverts him to his vulnerable alien form. Earthlings will

oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Award-winning Mathematicians: we have concerns about AI negatively affecting our field Guy who has absolutely fried his brain on ChatGPT: erm, slavery much?

Craig Thomler @craigthomler.bsky.social

This sounds like the defense of hazing.
When we were young we hazed each other and it built character and community. Therefore we want the youth of today to experience hazing so they gain the same benefits'.

Just because something is traditional doesn't mean it should continue...

See also: slavery

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

With the new OS update, the Switch 2 is the first console to both detect our TV is capable of VRR and actually outputs VRR to it.

The good place meme "Jason figured it out? Jason?!"

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

excited for the superior new game starring a fuzzy protagonist

Meta critic screenshots, Marvel's Wolverine with a 78 and Marsupilami 2 with a 79

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

idk, this title's a bit wordy if you ask me

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATRES APRIL 30, 2027

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Shut the fuck up! Oh my god! This is dumber than any possible joke I could make about an AI product! Shut up!

Yahoo ad for some dumb AI bullshit that says: "We all sense there's an emoji limit, but nobody, not even the comment section, can agree on what it is.
Ask Yahoo Scout instead." And in the image it's a chat prompt that says "how many emojis are too many on a dating bio?"

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

People excused Expedition 33, who actually did ship AI assets, so fast and forgot about it that I don't even think you have to avoid disclosure (which is actively choosing to lie). Many people aren't actually holding the line against AI in games though I really wish they'd commit!

The Steam screenshot of a group called "Boycott Modern Warfare 2" showing a ton of members whose current status is "in-game Modern Warfare 2"

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Why are these battery organizers a thing now, who needs that many batteries on hand and isn't getting rechargables?

Reddit post about a customizable 3d printed battery organizer that holds like an insane amount of batteries for some reason

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I've made a tremendous movie title discovery

Movie poster for "GOON" starring Seann William Scott and Liev Schreiber

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

when u yell at me online this is who ur yelling at

Build-a-bear Fresno Nightcrawler plushie with cowboy hat and oddly restrictive pants

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Honorable mention, not a hole-in-one but my favorite movie review, possibly ever

Movie: Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

Review: I'm too marxist for this

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

sleep deprived because last night I got too caught up in trying to get hole-in-ones on the CineNerdle Critical game and pretty much only had success if the first review was a shitpost

Movie: Fight Club (1999)

Review: A lot of dudes that spent years identifying with [CHARACTER] sure are upset about property damage these days.

Movie: Jurassic World (2015)

Review: tag yourself i'm the tourist making sure he grabs his two margaritas as the [CREATURE] is attacking

Movie: The Hangover (2009)

Review: is this what happens when you drink (i've never drank before and dont plan to)

Movie: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

Review: Me? Enjoying breakfast club in the jungle? More likely than u would think.

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The quotes on this feel like Old Internet in a good way

(YouTube screenshot)
New to you
Video Thumbnail of a crashed car overlaid with the text "am I gay?"
The car crash that made me question my sexuality
Gato Finglo

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Like this paints a whole scene in my mind

Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box

the ONION

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I wish I didn't get so much use out of this

lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Family Feud Pocket still in pride month mode I guess

Family Feud Pocket screenshot

Enter a family name

Brandt

(Random name button)

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Me: *minding my business* youtube video titled "SAROS STORY EXPLAINED!!!":

Tumblr post from loveridden1999

in a way i am my own dead wife

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

when your team loses at sports and you have to wait for the next season of sports

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

It's Mt. Moon cave all over again

Pokémon TCG Pocket, instead of the three cards I was missing in this wonder pick, I got another Zubat

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

jesus christ no thank you

Reddit ad. "Al u/anthropic-ai Promoted
Watch Claude Code write firmware and mobile code. No bouncing between IDEs. No issues with integrations. Just straight to a working solution."

Freeze frame of a video showing the most annoying looking guy I've ever seen

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

That Atlantic article about the best free restaurant bread includes this surprise reenactment of the "bread makes you fat?!" scene from Scott Pilgrim

The miniature whole-wheat baguette placed on our table is the rich brown of life-giving Diet Coke. It is warm, of course; soft, but with a firm crust; covered in a dense constellation of oats, for “a little bit of texture,” Hinson says. It is sweet in the way that adults like things to be—marginally—and mellowed further with the addition of salted Grassland butter. I sample it as I sample everything: like a black hole. I consume two baskets of baguettes solo; Hinson seldom eats free restaurant bread. I would like it to be sweeter, or saltier, or both. But it feels virtuous to be eating something at least moderately healthy, and so blatantly brown.

(highlighted paragraph)
Except, Rubel informs me (of course), brown bread is not especially healthy. “It’s not?” I ask. “In real life?” Rubel replies. “No.”

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

in the PVP group chat, you have to roast yourself before anyone else can

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

and what the hell did I do to you

YouTube recommended

Austin John Plays: Why YOU SUCK at Pokemon Champions

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

when you yell at me, this is who you're yelling at

Little finder guy from Apple's new weird TikTok ads

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Does Shopify genuinely not know that everyone fucking hates dropshippers?

(Reddit screenshot of a Shopify ad)

Start dropshipping with Shopify - sell trending products without inventory, shipping, or warehouse costs.

(Video overlaid with text)
HOW TO DROPSHIP ON SHOPIFY
LIKE A PRO

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Fedex: it's time to pay the 70% import fees for the thing we already delivered Me:

Avengers meme: No... No I don't think I will

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I can be your angle....or yuor devil

(Two headlines next to each other)

3 Takeaways from the Penguins' 6-2 Loss to the Avalanche

3 Takeaways From the Avalanche's 6-2 Win
Over the Penguins

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oh no @drewfitz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

This is so funny because he's crashing out yelling it's not post-processing, meanwhile Nvidia's own blog post announcing DLSS5 describes it as post-processing. I think the man only reads AI summaries of what his own business is doing.