Upon reading this headline my reactions were (in order)
1. (Wince); (cross legs)
2. That’s the headline of the year.
3. Maybe just cancel the entire CFL?
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Groin-punching BC Lions player loses job for obvious reasons | Daily Hive | Offside
Following a groin-punching incident that led to emergency surgery and "life-altering" injuries, the CFL suspended Josh Hagerty for two games.