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Drew Abides

@drewabides.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, counselor. Believer in selfish altruism. Lifting others up makes us stronger. Helping others helps ourselves. Not getting into pointless arguments on the internet is an act of revolution.

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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 23h
Bye, Felicia.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you’re stupid, you can do all three and still expect a pat on the back.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
77 million morons voted for this.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
His departure will make the economic and sociopolitical crater Bush left us in look like a pothole.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spot the difference.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Speaking of term limits for the Legislature, we need limits of service for the Supreme Court. Clarence Thomas has been on the court since I was in high school, and now I’m nearing retirement age.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jesus. This is embarrassing. Can we get some 40 year olds, please? If someone in this condition was hired to be principal of a school, the community would be in revolt. Instead, their occupation as senators and presidents is business as usual.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
C’mon, do we need to have the whole “Starship Troopers was satire” conversation with this dummy. With the amount of time he’s online, you’d think he’d have run across that by now and not have so conspicuously copied Paul Verhoeven’s homework.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Where are the Woodward and Bernstein on this story?
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just the picture of health. I mean, I’d totally trust this face.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
That suit button is fighting for its life.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Whoever inherits this is in January 2029 is going to be standing in a smoking crater of failure and corruption that will make the end of the Bush administration look like a vacation.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yes you did, Brett! Yes you did!
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
These are the most incompetent asswipes on Earth. They’re termites destroying the structure of our country.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No kidding.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I thought this guy would be gone after his first major bankruptcy in the late ‘80s.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Are we collectively so numb to this criminal behavior that it simply goes unchecked? Are we so used to his, “nuh-uh” defense that an argument is pointless?
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Miller belongs in the catapult.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Still absolutely the most punchable face in history.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Poorly thought out war. Economy’s on fire. One senator has been absent for 45 days (because he’s likely dead). Another was just replaced by his sister, who has no political experience. But, sure, let’s drag Dr. Fauci.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Love that for us…
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don’t belong here…
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I cannot wait for his inevitable collapse.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you just dropped one of my siblings into my job, the learning curve would be so severe that things would be done incorrectly and inefficiently for months. The same goes for me in one of theirs. The senate just needs a warm body?
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The American economic system is completely antithetical to the real needs of average citizens. The middle class is a lie that was told to people to keep them from wholeheartedly embracing communism, and it has been slowly eroded since communism’s fall.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I have to keep telling my daughter and my students that this is a really abnormal time in our history. The kids get it.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Unless if that dude was Dee Snyder…
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This toxic dingleberry ruins everything.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Racists are cowards in every generation.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
For fifty years…
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I wonder what kinds of thoughts are pinging around inside of this man’s head.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
We have to have the will to leverage the power of the government and the taxes we pay to help everyone, not build 80-100 million dollar fighter jets in the age of asymmetric warfare.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Which of these two people would most people want to hang out with?
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I know about a million people who would happily volunteer.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So was my relationship with my brother. Trump poisons everything.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
That was sane. Now is crazy
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’ll take a whole term just to get the tacky gold crap and the old-man smell out of the Oval Office.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Say what you will regarding Hunter Biden, but the man makes numerous intelligent and nuanced points.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’m sure they didn’t see that coming.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The most important word in “bread and circuses” is “bread.”
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Any time these phrases come out of his rancid anus-mouth, this is what they mean.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Don’t forget about this guy:)
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Try to imagine another world leader behaving in the manner that this man has. It’s nearly inconceivable. I don’t believe that he has normalized this kind of behavior across the board; he’s just made it normal for him. He’s the president of lowered expectations.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Reporters need to go gloves-off and just start verbally demolishing him.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Jesus. Can we just skip ahead to the part where he just takes the dirt nap? The suspense is driving me nuts.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Not much of a difference here.
Above: pictures of the White House over the last two years. 
Below: The White House from the film Idiocracy.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
His blissful unawareness is our misery.
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Drew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is just a goddamned embarrassment.
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