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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸

@dreece-ca.bsky.social
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Ret'd Library worker. Pretender to intellect, culture. Agnostic. Liberal: Tough job--somebody's gotta do it. 🫘 Consumer of #DailyBeans. Views: mine. She/her. No DMs; I BLOCK SALES, CRYPTO, & PORN! AVOID religious talk. Blurb req'd 4 follow.

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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 6h
Farewell, sweet kitties. Say Hi to Phoebe for us.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Birthday!
Graphic is from Someecards.com. A boy is holding a birthday cake with candles. The text reads: "Based on the data I have collected, the only conclusion I can derive is that you deserve cake. 
Happy Birthday - Your partner in science.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Numbers from the American Research Group Inc. show that donvict has broken the 30% approval floor. Looking forward to all the other polling services catching up. americanresearchgroup.com
Chart from American Research Group Inc. for 20 Sept 2026 shows that trump's approval numbers have fallen below 30%:
OVERALL: 29% Approve; 68% Disapprove; & 3% Undecided
ECONOMY: 26% Approve; 71% Disapprove; & 3% Undecided
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had to add this for emphasis:
Graphic is a post by Barb McQuade: "Paying for votes is a crime for the payer and the recipient 18 USC 597. With five-year statute of limitations, the next DOJ could bring charges. And the conduct would be beyond the scope of presidential immunity for trump."
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Beware of billionaires trying to steal your information!
Graphic says, "Do not enter your information at VoteSafe.org. It is operated by Elon Musk's America PAC--not an official government voter-registration site. Register or check your status securely at Vote.gov.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ELITISM ISN'T GETTING ANY MORE POPULAR, @msnowcomms.bsky.social. Seems like you're jumping in to it anyway, eh? Where's the money going?
Graphic taken from MSNOW's website. It shows current rates for "membership." $7.99/month; $39.99/year; "Founder" rate: $189.00/year.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thank you. Here's mine.
Pictured is my black cat, mid meow.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jus' sayin'. Couldn't Barron use some PR? Isn't that what we do with relatives of the president?
Picture is side by side pictures of Barron Trump and Hunter Biden.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Look at this malpractice, @nytimes.com! America has a borrowing problem? Why not cut to the truth: donald j. trump has NEVER been fiscally responsible, & in his second term, he's irresponsible like a maniac. Can we hope for the truth when he's no longer in office...?
Graphic is from the New York Times. It's a pic of donvict trump at a lectern. The date is Aug 19, 2026, 4:34 pm ET. BREAKING NEWS HEADLINE: U.S. Debt Hits $40 Trillion as America's Borrowing Binge Continues.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Citizenship ceremonies are many-tissue events for people with pride in our country. If you can attend one, don't go without the box.
Picture shows 10 different brands of facial tissue.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It really scares me to think that the felon in chief could be following the plot of this movie to completely empty the treasury of the United States.
Graphic is the movie poster for Brewster's Millions An American excess story, with Richard Pryor & John Candy. Pryor is depicted popping up through a bunch of paper currency, & Candy is shown laying on currency near him. Tagline: "You don't have to be crazy to blow 30 million dollars in 30 days. But it helps."
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How many kids?
Graphic is a bottle of Heinz 57 sauce. In the movie, The Manchurian Candidate, a senator speculates on what a plausible number of communists in congress there might be. He stares at a bottle of Heinz & decides that 57 is the number.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wondering why DSA is getting votes now, @schumer.senate.gov?
Graphic is a post from Adam Kinzinger: "The fact that the Democratic senators are agreeing to a continuing resolution until Dec 11th with NO compromises for them is absolute political malpractice & head scratching. 

Why not even try to ban like.... The arch? Anything!"
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Pictured is a flesh toned axolotl with a bulbous head & little pink hairs on its external gills. It's a kind of salamander found in Mexico.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Birthday, @katiephang.bsky.social!
"Carpe the hell out of this diem."
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
David French states THE SALIENT FACT of the donvict era, @msnownews.bsky.social. trump's doing his dirty dealings BALLS OUT--Right out in the open. This confuses people, because criminals usually cover their crimes. THIS IS DONVICT'S SUPERPOWER. We MUST disable it. Reclaim your outrage!!
Graphic is a mugshot of trump from the Fulton County election interference case from August, 2023. The individual in the photo is identified with text at the bottom: "Donald John Trump, aka donvict."
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Please explain why the flag emojis don't show up in posts when viewed on a pc, @bsky.app? I don't generally access social media on my phone, so I've been wondering what you have against flag emojis. Are you thinking of correcting this, or is this how you favor the mobile app?
"SPAIN WINS SPAIN WINS 
ESESESESESESESESESES"
The ES's are *meant to be* flag emojis denoting Spain.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Big time Happy Birthday, @lindaronstadtmusic.bsky.social. So grateful for the beauty of your voice, & the variety of your musical interests. ❤️ ❤️🥳🎂
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Remember 
The Republicans don't own 4th of July 
They own the 6th of January.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Who knew that photographing them upside-down would be so funny?
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
57?
Iconic scene from "The Manchurian Candidate" showing Angela Lansbury in an office with a costume-size queen of diamonds nearby.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy Birthday, Senator Elizabeth Warren! Keep Pushing!!
Picture shows Senator Elizabeth Warren smiling.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
???
Cartoon shows trump staring into the reflecting pool & seeing Hitler as his reflection. trump says, "Finally...I can see what I really looks like." The White House & the Washington Monument are in the background.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In primaries as well as in November, our job will be to elect legislators & representatives with SPINE, who believe in democracy.
Op ed cartoon by Daryl Cagle shows an elephant in a suit bending over backward with his hands in the air with a surprised look on its face, & trump standing nearby with a spine in his hands & a stern look on his face.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth!
"JUNETEENTH" Celebrating Black liberation in the past, present & future.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Glad you have a stuffed toy already. The very best of health to you!
"POSITIVE VIBES I SEND TO YOU" text accompanies picture of little girl with magical sparks of light emanating from her hands.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I couldn't wait. I cut & pasted with my paint app & did the job myself. I'll bet those workmen are being told conflicting things, but they should know to always do what the judge says.
The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts without any other names on it. Paint is a great app! That's how *I* removed donvict's name. 😁
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This one was in Columbus, OH, enjoying a medium rain.
Snapping turtle on a driveway with its head up, seemingly enjoying a rainshower.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
CUTE!! Here's a nymph I found in our backyard.
A preying mantis nymph
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Speedy & complete recovery to you!
A little girl in an embroidered dress reaches out, looking determined & sending out a ball of light. Text reads: POSITIVE VIBES I SEND TO YOU
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Hey, goobers at the @washingtonpost.com! The word you're looking for here is THEFT. A good thesaurus might help you in this situation going forward.
Washington Post blurb headline: "In unusual deal, a $1.8 B fund that could help trump allies is created."
Abbreviated story: The agreement to end the trump family's lawsuit against the IRS grants a commission broad authority to distribute nearly $1.8 B to those who, like the president, have claimed they have been targets of a "weaponized" justice system.

Note the curious lack of the word "crime."
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
You're going to love this one from Kurt Vonnegut Jr.'s "God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater."
“Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers, if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for those who devised means of getting paid enormously for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus the American dream turned belly up, turned green, bobbed to the scummy surface of cupidity unlimited, filled with gas, went bang in the noonday sun.”
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wishes for a speedy & complete recovery to you!
A little girl extends her arms, apparently sending out a glowing orb. Text reads: "POSITIVE VIBES I SEND TO YOU"
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Now we will find out who wins, & who is racist.
picture is a scene from Princess Bride, in which Vizzini & the Man in Black prepare to drink wine that has been poisoned. The Man in Black says, "It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead."
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Happy belated birthday. Did you say, "snoods"?
Photo shows 4 views of a woman wearing a snood.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This, too, is 86-47.
Photos show Don Adams as Agent 86 in Get Smart (talking on his shoe phone), & trump (the 47th president) with a foolish expression on his face that passes for a shrug.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
86-47?
Photos show Don Adams as Agent 86 in Get Smart (talking on his shoe phone), & trump (the 47th president) with a foolish expression on his face that passes for a shrug.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I thought THIS was 86-47... No?
Photos show Don Adams as Agent 86 in Get Smart (talking on his shoe phone), & trump (the 47th president) with a foolish expression on his face that passes for a shrug.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If I knew beforehand the foolish musical accompaniment many videos have, I might mute them & finish watching. As it is, as soon as I hear the absurd music, I just mute & leave.
Picture shows a sound icon, & another with a sound icon with a strike through it.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Love the expression "palemale." Excellent! By the way, here's another post I hope you'll appreciate:
Post from Threads by Vanessa Dezutter
My husband & I were at a dinner last night with some close friends & we were discussing feminism & more specifically the "Grape Academy" & the male counterpart said he didn't align with my statement that all men are dangerous to which my husband promptly & immediately stepped in & said, "We don't know which shark might bite us if we swim with sharks, either. Women know it's not ALL men. The issue is they don't know WHICH men." 
Men. THIS is how.  Take notes.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
IMPEACHMENT TIME, @houserepublicans.bsky.social.
This is a screed posted on "truth social" by the president of the united states. It was published April 19th at 8am.
"Iran decided to fire bullets yesterday in the Strait of Hormuz--A Total Violation of our Ceasefire Agreement! Many of them were aimed at a French Ship, & a freighter form the United Kingdom. That wasn't nice, was it..." 

It goes on. It's exhausting to type. I'm sorry. I just can't.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I prefer Bruce Lee (also once a Cato):
Picture of Bruce Lee with accompanying quote: "When you say that something is impossible, you have made it impossible."
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
An Irish Blessing: 
May those who love us, love us.
And those who don't love us, 
May God turn their hearts. 
And if he doesn't turn their hearts, 
May he turn their ankles 
so we'll know them by their limping.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Photo shows a a costume for a "red cross worker" that looks more like a costume for a biblical character, with a long, long sleeved white tunic covered by a red cape.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sending me an unsolicited text message will achieve the opposite of what you're trying to do.
Graphic is a visual representation of a text message exchange.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
We all have freedom of speech, @houserepublicans.bsky.social. potus is trying to tell you he has lost control of his faculties. You do the citizens of the United States a disservice by keeping him in office when you can remove him.
This is a post by donald trump from truth social. A picture depicts trump as Jesus with a flag in the background. The other side of the post is a foolish screed by trump that begins, "Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime." I'm not going to type out any more of that dreck, but it's very long & similarly blasphemous.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Any tax mavens around? I'm wondering: Since the federal gov't has lowered tax rates, can STATES increase tax rates for corporations?
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
There must be several configurations. This is the one I was familiar with.
Robbie Robertson, of The Band, plays a version of a harp guitar.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
👇👇👇👇👇
donvict wearing a hat that says, "I didn't win, I wasn't shot, I'm on the list!" Background says "Epstein Files" multiple times.
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Reece Martin 🫘 🇺🇸 @dreece-ca.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Borowitz
BorowitzReport.com presents a photo of Pammy Jo Bondi as Atty General at a podium with writing over the photo: "Iran Says It Has Started to Achieve Regime Change in US."
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