Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The only hitting on women i believe in is domestic violence 001
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Money comes and money goes, but my ban from Hard Rock Casino lasts a lifetime 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fellowshipping. Fellowing ship, some might say 001
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If the light is green you're no longer a pedestrian, you're an obstacle 100
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't wanna get paid I wanna be free 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I only gamble with God. When my money get short He counts the cards. When my change get strange, He throws weighed dice. With God in my casino I never lose 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Adrenaline and cortisol run through my viens like heroin 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Call me slavemaster the way i be whipping this car. Left the house 3 minutes late got to work 2 minutes early. I am a demon on these streets 001
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"It's a beautiful name I named you after your daddy" You mean the same daddy who left us high and dry before my second birthday? Great inspiration ma 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I am now offering my hand in marriage to the highest bidder 010
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sometimes i see something that makes me believe love is truly alive 100
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My pronouns are now they/them. Not cos of my gender, but cos I'm the primary host of a hive mind 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When I get sad I spend money and that's why my account is always empty 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Coming to terms with the realization that a lot of things I'm good at are things I don't like to do 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Did i hate not having a job or miss having a paycheck 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The boss makes a dollar and I make a dime so I jack off on company time 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Life is a highway and I'm gonna get run over 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"You need to hold your peace" oh I'm holding my piece all right 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Would the plural of Jesus be jesuses, jesi, or jesu 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Gengar is the pokemon equivalent of a lil boy nicknamed man man 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 19/06/2026No I didn't say I had a sound mind I said there are sounds IN my mind 000
Reposted by Almir (the Chaos Queen)IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @kenniejd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Damn everybody and they mama announcing a game. Lets fucking go 21146
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 10/06/2026If I had a nickel for every Britney I know who's been pregnant for about 4 months I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE ODDS 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I'm mad that no one ever gets that this is a time joke 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Except for the straights. They can go, STRAIGHT, to the electric chair 000
Reposted by Almir (the Chaos Queen)Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 15/05/2026LOVE❤️Hello kitty キティちゃん大好きですっ ズッ友ですっ 573047705
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 15/05/2026From now on imma start telling people I'm mixed. And every time it'll be mixed with something different 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 15/05/2026That's right Mike cos nothing screams "BAD" like having your background singers telling everyone how bad you are 000
Reposted by Almir (the Chaos Queen)IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @kenniejd.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Everybody needs at least one friend that really likes to organize. You find more than one and you are truly wealthy 412411
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If I had a nickel for every time I almost got hit by a semi truck on this campus I'd have two nickels. It's not a lot but I really coulda used that check 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Funnily enough, there are certain incarnations of Megatron- Prime, Animated, and Cyberverse in particular, who would probably run the U.S. better than the current administration 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I've got the driest cheeks this side of the Mississippi river 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The genders will never be equal until me and my sister can both go for a run at 7am topless and and people judge her not because she has no shirt on, but cos she runs like a newborn giraffe 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I have so much love in my heart but none of it is the love they ever want from me and it's the worst feeling. I don't know why I feel so guilty about something so out of my control 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 22/03/2026If I get cheated on and the play nonchalant, say they don't care, and start LAUGHING? yea nah imma have to beat they ass. Put almighty hands on them it's not even funny 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 12/03/2026My problem with Bratz Super Babyz is why did they have those TERRIBLE superhero fits? Like they were so generic and bland. Even the hair gets WORSE once they get powers. And why the literal toddlers flying around in nothing but leotards and red rubber boots anyways 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 11/03/2026My problem is that I don't always say things cos I believe them I say them cos they're fun to say 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 10/03/2026You know what, no, I'm not gonna go to your potluck cos why you inviting everyone over for dinner but we bringing the food? How that work where's your food at? How you inviting me but I'm feeding you? 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I've got 7 days to uncover all the reasons for my insufferable personality before I go back to the dungeon and all my free time disappears again 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I know my worth and it's four payments of 59.99 with tax plus shipping and handling 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I should become a doctor so I can write my own opioid prescriptions 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Why do bad books keep getting made into popular movies 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I don't wanna go to work I wanna go to SLEEP 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Someone just told me I look too "black power" to like white girls and that's honestly the funniest thing anyone's ever said about me 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 04/03/2026What better way to spend women's history month than by abusing pretty privilege 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If I had a nickel for every French revolution that ended in a Napoleon regime I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but how does that happen TWICE 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I'm not leaning enough into my performative male potential. I'm supportive, but not performative, and we need to change that 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 28/02/2026A hopeless aromantic sounds like an oxymoron, probably because it is. And yet, here I am 011
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I've noticed a drastic decrease in my appetite these past few months. Wonder why that is 000
Almir (the Chaos Queen) @dreaoticneutral.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I wonder if anyone's checking for continuity errors in the Based on A True Story Cinematic Universe 000
