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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻

@dreamlandssnail.bsky.social
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(Mun and Muse are adults; Admin Age: 24) PFP: lordylucious BG: gakuenshitake

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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“WHEN HE ASKED NINTENDO TO MERGE AGAIN, BUT WHAT CAN I SAY WHEN HE SHOT ME DEAD.”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“...Kirby became corporate.”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Oh. Oh, good luck with that.”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
> ...Escargoon was found dead over a river at LEGO City.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“YOU’RE ONE TO TALK. IT’S NOT LIKE KIRBY WOULD EJECT YOU, OR ANYTHING.”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“WAIT, NO I-”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“TRY ME.”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME!”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“....You little motherfu-”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
... “And they say I’m insane for setting up Dedede’s Castle for 7,000,000 Dedede dollars.”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No one asked you, Marx.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh yeah? Then how come that dog girl’s Steel Ball ALMOST destroyed Dedede’s Castle for the 7th time?
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【 バンダナワドルディ】 @mass-dee-struction.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐲.“ | #Kirbyrp | #Nintendorp | #MVRP | "𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲!"
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Automatically selling the dog girl’s Steel Ball for 10 billion Dedede Dollars.”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Is it true all toasters toast toast?”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The sire’s Castle is up for 9,000,000 Dedede dollars Who wants it?
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Buy Dedede’s Castle for 9000000 Dedede dollars. But you’ll never own it.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yeah, yeah. I heard of this before. ‘Buying everything that I don’t own’ schtick.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Then by your logic, it means you CAN’T buy Rick’s hat. I only accept Dedede dollars.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And what’s the currency you have right now?
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rick’s hat is now sold at 15,000,000,000,000 in Dedede Dollars.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The top hat Rick wears is not for sale.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pay up.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Every single resident living in Dreamland by his Majesty’s orders.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“Of what?”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Used to have a Bully Kirby license. Anime exclusive only.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“...What.”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Stay mad, Hamster who refuses to get a job.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Tell that to the hamster. Not me.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
At least I made game cameos. Unlike you.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“THIS COMING FROM A FLOCK OF FEATHERS WHO STAYED ANIME EXCLUSIVE.”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Nobody invited you.
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~ 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘽𝙄𝙍𝘿 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎 @annoyingchatterbox.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I blame Susie for increasing the RAM Prices happening all over Dreamland.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“He better.”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I come back and I get slandered AGAIN?!
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
....
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What are you talking about?
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Snail
ALT: Snail
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【ブン】 @tuff-as-nails.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚!" | #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP | "𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙆𝙞𝙧𝙗𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚?!"
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Everyone knows that hamster is a bum. No wonder his wife left him for not getting employed.
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“Riiiiiight, sire....”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
“THE CASTLE EXPLODED?!”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
“Those guys who build nothing but clamkerized versions of the inhabitants of Dreamland by having them lose their consciousness for control...?”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
“...WHAT?! WHY WOULD THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING CLOWN DESTROY THE CASTLE?!”
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𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
“No. I’m talking of the current one His Sire is in...”
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