𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“WHEN HE ASKED NINTENDO TO MERGE AGAIN, BUT WHAT CAN I SAY WHEN HE SHOT ME DEAD.” 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026> ...Escargoon was found dead over a river at LEGO City. 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“YOU’RE ONE TO TALK. IT’S NOT LIKE KIRBY WOULD EJECT YOU, OR ANYTHING.” 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026... “And they say I’m insane for setting up Dedede’s Castle for 7,000,000 Dedede dollars.” 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh yeah? Then how come that dog girl’s Steel Ball ALMOST destroyed Dedede’s Castle for the 7th time? 000
Reposted by 𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻【 バンダナワドルディ】 @mass-dee-struction.bsky.social · 01/04/2026"𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐛𝐲.“ | #Kirbyrp | #Nintendorp | #MVRP | "𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲!" 13636
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Automatically selling the dog girl’s Steel Ball for 10 billion Dedede Dollars.” 020
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The sire’s Castle is up for 9,000,000 Dedede dollars Who wants it? 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Buy Dedede’s Castle for 9000000 Dedede dollars. But you’ll never own it. 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Yeah, yeah. I heard of this before. ‘Buying everything that I don’t own’ schtick. 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Then by your logic, it means you CAN’T buy Rick’s hat. I only accept Dedede dollars. 010
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Rick’s hat is now sold at 15,000,000,000,000 in Dedede Dollars. 010
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Every single resident living in Dreamland by his Majesty’s orders. 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Used to have a Bully Kirby license. Anime exclusive only. 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“THIS COMING FROM A FLOCK OF FEATHERS WHO STAYED ANIME EXCLUSIVE.” 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I blame Susie for increasing the RAM Prices happening all over Dreamland. 010
Reposted by 𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻【ブン】 @tuff-as-nails.bsky.social · 12/04/2026"𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚!" | #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP | "𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙆𝙞𝙧𝙗𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚?!" 11515
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Everyone knows that hamster is a bum. No wonder his wife left him for not getting employed. 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 18/03/2026“Those guys who build nothing but clamkerized versions of the inhabitants of Dreamland by having them lose their consciousness for control...?” 010
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 18/03/2026“...WHAT?! WHY WOULD THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING CLOWN DESTROY THE CASTLE?!” 000
𝗘𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗻 @dreamlandssnail.bsky.social · 18/03/2026“No. I’m talking of the current one His Sire is in...” 000