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reed (they/them)

@dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i do not understand why gen Xers dont see a problem w playing audio on their phones in public?? im in an otherwise silent therapy waiting room w 3 other ppl and this guy is watching shit at full volume💀
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
not me googling "how to mop" bc no ones ever taught me and im cleaning my sisters house tmrw before she moves in so it wont be dusty or have bug bomb chemicals everywhere
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
in 36 hours my little sister will finally live within driving distance from me after 2 years :)))) missed that bitch shes gonna get so sick of me:)
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
listening to nine dogs in the same room bark every time a truck drives by or theres a noise outside is,, a lot
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I rly give my parents dog more credit. hes not the brightest and hes a lil mean and is always trying to steal my food but at least he doesnt cover the floor in his bodily fluids and is usually relatively clean
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
feel like i need to bathe in lysol after this 5 day dog sitting/house sitting job 😃👍🏻
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
bro why did my aunt just assume I used AI to make the design reference for my birthday cake (which was a super cool idea btw im v proud of it) I drew that shit my damn self and came up with the entire idea in my brain,,, what happened to having a THINK
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
my cat screams at me to go to sleep every night like she thinks shes my mother
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
overheard a lady talking on my moms MLM zoom shes on rn and this lady just said groceries and gas prices are the lowest they've been in 5 yrs and my flabbers are gasted lady are u STUPID ????
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
convincing my adhd brain to put away my laundry by pretending its ~5 yrs in the future when my little sister is newly postpartum and im cleaning her house for her so she and her partner can bond w her baby and that its actually her laundry im putting away not mine
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
i made a joke abt my dads dog being bisexual and my dad was like yeah hes also into beastiality and his fav position is doggy style💀💀
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
possibly going back to college in the fall and im fucking NERVOUS but also kinda excited like what if its awful and i drop out a third mf time but what if it goes great and jump starts my life feeling doable again
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⦻The Cobweb System⦻ @thecobwebsystem.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This autistic wants RFK Jr to perish. Today. 🕸️-Kit
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
if you have never experienced sulfur burps please know i envy you
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
its like my intestines see the moon rising and immediately become evil
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
there has not been a literal single night since the beginning of february where my internal organs haven't kept me awake for hours on end or woken me up multiple times within a few hours bc they're battling each other to the fucking death
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I always go to the same quest diagnostics to get my blood drawn and the lady who drew my blood recognized me by my ghost tattoo lmaooo
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
some1 yell at me to at least trY to go to sleep 💀
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
gotta either figure out how to force meself to sleep or how to convince my parents that yes im still sober my mental illness is just mental illnessing
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
been awake for 37 hrs. told myself i was gonna go to sleep 3 hrs ago. instead i have bandaids on 4 fingers and 1 toe. why is it always when i specifically need to be doing something else that my brain decides it nEeds to pick at everything
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
somehow the tiny gay ass academics only hs i went to 9th and 10th grade was simultaneously the best and worst environment for me
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
why does olive insist on licking my TOES every night before i go to sleep
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
i dont rly think im that depressed actually i think im just having a very natural reaction to living in a world that's both literally and figuratively burning up
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
can't believe i got gus and willy mixed up and now i have to wait until its winter again to complete this damn quest bc that was my last albacore😔truly tragic
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
genuinely will never forgive my parents for getting me evaluated for adhd+asd+depression in elementary per teachers recommendation but then fully choosing to quit taking me to play therapy or having me on any meds after only a month and never telling me abt my diagnoses until many years later
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
also often feel like there are bugs crawling on my feet/legs but there are no bugs
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
what's it mean when u often think u see small bugs flying around in your peripheral vision but then they aren't there when u look straight on at where they were
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
thought i was gonna go to sleep early and fix my sleep schedule but instead i took a v long nap and now it's 3am (the time ive been going to sleep) and i am wide awake, i have made it worse i fear
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
seriously can't trust ppl who dont like cats but how could u hate this face she's just a baby
olive, an orange tabby, sitting on a table. she's extremely cute.
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
so hyperfixated on stardew valley that ive put 50 hrs into a new save in abt a week😬
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
why when i turn autocaps off on android it still tries to auto caps shit im gonna riot
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
just started rereading a book that’s been sitting on my shelf more or less untouched for like 13 years,, she is so dusty i can taste it
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
why every couple weeks do i go through a period of being super convinced that my cat hates me and that im a terrible cat parent?? id rly appreciate it if my brain could Not
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
not me crying in a drs office bc she doesn’t understand arfid and disordered eating
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
currently hyperfixated on spreadsheets. am i turning into a finance bro or am i just autistic? jury’s still out on this one
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
all the homies love abed nadir
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
yes i will over share on the internet bc in my head im talking to no one. why are u reading my diary
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
thought my mental health was getting better then all of a sudden i’m still awake at 5am and sobbing into my cats neck wth
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
why do best friendship breakups hurt so much more than romantic break ups
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
this lady is talking about how she thinks covid was created in a lab on purpose to get ppl sick and talking abt it like this is common knowledge and im dumb for not knowing already,, girl what?? ppl actually think this???
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
blessing your feed with my favorite girl
olive, a two year old short haired orange tabby cat, is sitting on a windowsill looking off to the right of the camera
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
why am i sweating buckets in FE B RU A R Y
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
if for some reason u ever rly want middle aged men to follow u around a store go to lowes with your mom and look like u don’t know what you’re looking for. works wonders
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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
how could peter piper have picked a peck of pickled peppers? because if the peppers are pickled surely they have already been picked; he can’t be pulling pickled peppers off the vine or bush or whatever. mr piper you have some explaining to do. mr piper answer me
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Khaos @khaosguillotine.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My mother: openly dislikes me Me: why don’t you like me My mother: :O
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Maybe I’d like ai more if it could find a way to make my mom go to therapy
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lex @adamsandlesbian.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
the autistic urge to reassure a friend who’s apologizing for something they don’t need to apologize for by recapping the entire interaction from my perspective so they can fully appreciate that at no point was i ever annoyed or mad or upset with them bc how else could they truly believe i wasn’t mad
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reed (they/them) @dreamingoncallisto.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
my aunt sure reposts a lot of “trans people exist and deserve respect” tiktoks for someone who still doesnt use my correct pronouns even tho ive been out to my family for like 5 years
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If I was president I’d get rid of the military and give every trans person a million dollars
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