Spooky Scary Skulldog 🎃🏳️⚧️🌌
@dreamcryptid.bsky.social
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She/They/It | poly | pan | 23 Silly doodles and furry garbage (*^ω^) (Mostly SFW/Follows NSFW) (No Minors 🔞) (Zoos/Creeps/GenAI Fuck Off🚯) Please take a cookie on your way out 🍪 pfp by @unauthorizedthing7.bsky.social
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There's this crazy girl in my team who kept going on about how you can't change who you are. And no amount of mermaid magic, or managerial promotion, or some other third thing, will ever change who I am. A kid. AND THAT'S OKAY! Because I did all the things they said a kid COULDN'T DO! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I got the crown back!! So yeah I'm a kid! And a wingnut! And a goofball! And a Knucklehead-McSpazzatron! But most importantly... I'm... I'm... I'M...! I'M A GOOFY GOOBER (ROCK)! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER (ROCK)! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS (ROCK)! GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS (ROCK)! Put your toys away, well, then I gotta say when you tell me not to play I SAY NO WAY (NO)! No way, no, no freaking way! "I'm a kid," you say. When you say I'm a kid I say, "Say it again," AND THEN I SAY "THANKS" (THANKS)! Thank you very much! So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me, go ahead and try, the kid inside will SET YOU FREE- Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop... I'M A GOOFY GOOBER (ROCK)! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER (ROCK)! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS (ROCK)! GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOBERS (ROCK)! [Epic electric guitar solo]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pp5vxavfpyqck2dz2rrhvaw3/bafkreic2ymkamklikegphckbckcuxwupkhqvncoj2vtz6gvoaziksh5m2m)
