dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Playing Celeste makes me feel like a college freshman one week before winter break, who's recently on e but hasn't told her parents yet 130
dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Post rock? More like post gock! 031
dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 07/08/2026One day, I buy a very large fan, and scream at it 010
dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I need a tall girl who will explain long division to me. 010
dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I need my Monster energy (combat stims) @raspberrywoof.bsky.social 010
dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I would sacrifice my humanity to be able to double jump. 010
dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Movie night in the CCM public elevator... I'll bring folding chairs 010
dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 07/02/2026They call me big piss uh . 010
dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 02/01/2026There aint enough room for this town in the two of us 😏 020
dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 29/11/2025After carefully covering the US Pentagon in tomato sauce and cheese, set your 500 meter wide Pentagon shaped oven to 400ºF. Add any additional toppings (missiles, anchovies, ice agents etc...) and place The Pentagon on the second rack for 15 to 30 minutes. 020
dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social @dreadpiratemaiya.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Eery time a trans woman uses the men as bathroom an angel loses its wings 😔💔🥀 030
