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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Mary asked me if I wanted to go to the Christmas market in Edinburgh today. Does this woman even know me?

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

These babies are deadly. Soooooooo gooooooood.

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Just back from swimming pool, I peed in the deep end and the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Just had a monthly gas bill for £3867, I called them to ask why they have taken so much and had to do a manual reading for them. Smart meters my arse.

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Daisy at the vet for nail clip. Two nurses and a vet slashed to shreds and still never got her front claws done.

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Looks like the Onion Bears love a queue at Greggs. 😂

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Just had a call from the police asking when I’m available to make a statement about the guy I stuck the head on when he tried to rob a women in the chemist in Edinburgh. It’s 5 fucking weeks ago. FFS

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Science Explorist @scipexplorist.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

The WITCH HEAD NEBULA

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

What do you mean get off the bed? Square go 🐈‍⬛

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Oh ya dancer. Viagra Boys Barrowland, Glasgow. Monday 05 May 2025 Sign me up.

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

There has been a horrible smell in our kitchen for a few days we were checking the bin, thought Rosie or Daisy had pooed, couldn’t find anything. Turns out the undercounted freezer was fecked and everything in it is rotten. Just had to buy a new one online. £££££££££££

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Cunts licking cacti on TV on a Saturday night. Kill me now.

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes. Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

For that special someone in your life. Comes with a free divorce.

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Bottles crashing all over Aberdeen

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

A knock came to the front door today, I opened the door and my mother in law was standing there, she said ...can i stay here for a few days, I said yeah sure and shut the door on her😀

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I can’t believe some people, I offered my season ticket for today’s game free of charge. I got a message asking for it but could I drop it off in Livingston. If I could go to Livingston I could go to the game. Cheeky bastards.

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I had been reading a paper on Fast Radio bursts (FRB’s) and the theory of them being caused by Magnetars and started explaining it to Mary when she said I’m shattered and going to bed. I must realise not everyone is as enthusiastic about science as I am.

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

This is what comfort looks like.

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

My neighbour alway has to go one better. 😉😉

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Dr Davie Adam @drdavieadam.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Afternoon troops, I fecked my back and can’t make the game tomorrow so my season ticket is up for grabs. FREE OF CHARGE. Must be picked up and dropped off in Newtongrange. 🍀🍀

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