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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

What do I put Reform’s wide appeal down to? You can be rich or poor and still be a racist c**t.

Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Hi James. I hope you enjoyed your hols. It shouldn’t be TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out A more accurate pejorative would be SCAMMER: Stupid Clown* Always Manipulating Markets Enriching Republicans *Or another word beginning with C Chris Both in and on (The) Wirral

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

After my daughter has been to the local scout hut for 90 minutes her clothes smell really strongly of damp. So it might not be him per se. But I did work with a ‘damp guy’ and I could tell when he’d been in a corridor or the tea room. Only me and my boss could smell him. Maybe you’re sensitive too?

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

@mrjamesob.bsky.social I’d love it even more if when you inevitably talk about Reform losing in Gorton and Farage moaning about the ‘integrity of the electoral process’ if you could do it in the manner of Emperor Palpatine telling Luke Skywalker that the Death Star sheild will be ‘fully operational’

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

This or worse must happen to him on an almost daily basis. My heart bleeds for the c**t.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

The terms ‘fungus’ and ‘virus’ are not interchangeable. A fungus is a fungus, a virus is a virus. The word ‘virus’ does not mean ‘a transmissible disease’. This article is absolute nonsense. apple.news/ArS_ypTwwQcK...

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@gadgetnz.bsky.social @gadgetnz.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Just canceled Disney+ under reasons for cancelation? "You canceled Jimmy Kimmel, we canceled you." Seems only fair. This is the way!

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I did similar with expensive insoles. I noticed after a few months that I always picked up the left one first. I can only assume that I had them in the wrong shoes 50% of the time.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

That’s what I thought until I became a dad at 44.

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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

⛔️ HELP: Police Concerned For The Whereabouts Of Missing Man Nigel Paul Farage. 👇Please like and share this #BrokenNews to help with the search. youtu.be/mi_4Xz9eF-Y?...

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#BrokenNews: Search Continues For Missing Nigel Farage

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Better still, merge 12 constituencies into one super constituency and allocate 10 MPs by proportional representation (to reduce the number of MPs). Next, rank the candidates within winning parties to help avoid them simply imposing candidates. FPTP needs to be scrapped.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Who the fuck is that Trumpy fascist apologist on LBC right now? #LBC

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Ah, I see what I’ve done. I followed you because you called Farage a cunt.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

His portrayal of a gambling addict was enough to scare me away from it completely, but he’ll always be the voice of Mr Benn to me.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I’ll give anyone who calls this cunt a cunt a follow. 👍🏼

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Come on Rothmans, do what Cessna couldn’t.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

They’re actually trying to kill us all at the behest of lobbyists. Not so they can enjoy a life of luxury and wealth, but so they can have yet MORE luxury and wealth than they have already accrued through corrupt practices. Lemmy was right (Eat the Rich)

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

No one sums up the utter shamelessness of the British press and the ugly politics of Farage quite like Private Eye.

EXCLUSIVE TO ALL NEWSPAPERS

POWDER KEG UK ABOUT TO BLOW UP AS BRITAIN STANDS ON THE BRINK OF THE WHOLE NATION DESCENDING INTO CIVIL WAR

by Our Apocalypse Staff
HELENA HANDCART

THE entire country has turned into a tinderbox, one spark and the whole thing could turn into a raging inferno of hatred and violence. All it needs is one little push - preferably from us - and this once peaceful island will explode.
It may not take much, maybe an article with some badly researched facts, maybe some exaggerated and provocative hyperbole, and before we know it there'll be blood on the streets, and flames too, as millions of furious citizens attack each other, the police, and the emergency services,
not to
mention the armed forces should they tragically be called in to deal with the hate-filled mob rampaging through our cities, towns and villages, armed with burning torches and pitchforks, calling for justice, free speech and the immediate death of everyone they don't like. (Top journalism, Ed).
Make no mistake, if Britain even exists by next week, we will run this piece again until someone sparks the tinderbox on the brink of the powderkeg that... (cont. for entire summer).

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I’m not a clinician (ex-academic) but I used to go to dental conferences. The free samples of toothpaste etc was the best bit but all that stopped about 10-15 years ago.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

But you can’t use mint jelly with yoghurt and honey to make a delicious Indian condiment for with your poppadoms, pakoras and onion bhajis.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I wasn’t grey or bald when I had a convertible. When I got my girlfriend pregnant I had to swap my 2 litre sports car for a 1 litre family car. Gutted. I expect I’ll be fully grey haired when I get another convertible.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

That guy is so far in the closet he’s eating Turkish delight with the white witch.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I only wore M&S briefs for years. Then I found Ted Baker. Even better IMHO

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

This happened to me in Chester. Took me bloody ages to only bring me back to a side road a matter of meters behind where I’d originally parked.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Such terrible news. I’m absolutely devastated as a fan so I can only wonder what his family and friends are going through. Obrigado, Diogo. You’ll never walk alone. #YNWA

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

This is essentially ‘Shopping cart theory’. Google it. TLDR; if you don’t return the trolley you’re a cunt. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoppin...

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Shopping cart theory - Wikipedia

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Here’s 6’ 3” Donald Trump stood next to the 6’ 2.75” King Willem-Alexander of The Netherlands and the 5’ 10” Queen Máxima. Trump is probably wearing lifts too. #StumpTrump #DinkyDonnie #LittlerHitler #MicroMussolini #FemtoFascist #PicoPresident #TinyWhiney #MangoMidget

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

We live in hope. I saw a lovely photo of the last moments of Ceaușescu and his wife. They were stood next to a wall in Romania and looked like they were both about to have a lie down. <image not shared for obvious reasons>

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

I hope you’re wrong. I honestly think they’re heading for civil war / revolution.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

The next democratically elected president of the USA will have a mandate to radically amend the constitution to ensure a corrupt Fascist dictator can never get into office, or indeed remain in office.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

And if you do get the right end then you struggle to get the tablets back into the packet.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Did the new MP for Runcorn use the publicity of her first question to highlight the ridiculously unfair tolls for the Mersey gateway / Runcorn bridge that have throttled the local economy, put up a barrier to commuters/shoppers & diverted traffic back onto the M6? No, she decided to choose racism.‬

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I saw ‘BASTARD YES!’ scrawled on a wall about 40 years ago. I was contemplating the grammatical chaos of this when I saw the words ‘ON PIPE’ in the access stairwell in a new building. Obviously this was a builder’s note but a few of us still say ‘ON PIPE!’ in response to something awesome. Madness.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Wonderful to hear Priti Patel on #LBC just now because I’d almost forgotten what a God awful human being she is.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

I’m a home brewer and the hops are the biggest cost by far.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

That’s literally the dictionary definition of fascism.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I didn’t expect Trump to be quite so utterly awful this time round. Obviously, I knew he was a stupid, thin-skinned arrogant, narcissistic man with fascistic tendencies, but this?! Wow. Good luck with your second revolution my American friends.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

And Hugh Laurie referred to the van’s exhaust as a ‘tailpipe’.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I ordered a 500ml bottle of beer in a hotel bar and asked for a ‘pint glass’. The thing is, I couldn’t fit it all and I assume it was a US pint glass (473ml) as opposed to a British pint glass (568ml). I promptly reported the celebrity chef owner to trading standards. It now houses asylum seekers.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

@hellofresh.bsky.social Some feedback on your new boxes. They’re absolutely rubbish! When I opened mine yesterday the ice packs were almost thawed, the food was still cold but in another hour I’d be worried. It’ll be much worse in the summer. Also, the old boxes could be repurposed, these can’t.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I scanned all my DVDs and BluRays with money magpie to see how much they’re worth. Gutted that so many ‘special collector’s editions’ are worth a big fat ZERO.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I hope nobody got injured when the T.I.E. fighter crashed into this house.

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Chris #FBPE #GTTO #KTTO @drchrishope.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Because the USA is a fascist dictatorship.

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