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Dr Chocolate

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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bananas foster wallace
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
wasting away again in diarrhitaville
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
testicable me
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
it smells like upskirt in here
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
im on a seaweed diet i see weed and i diet
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
give such good head they call me captain kirk
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
hold me down and kiss me make me edge til im leakin maybe lick me and arch my back
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
let my barber carve the turkey and he gave it a fade 😭😭😭
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
HOLY SHIT THEY KILLED JANE GOODALL
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
me leaving the restaurant with a suspicoiusly buffet shaped belly
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
new archiduke Ferdinand just dropped
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
TRUMP DID THIS TO DISTRACT FROM EPSTIEN FILES
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Me: please don’t hurt me!! The Torture Man: Don’t worry
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
my body is a machine that turns mountain dew into a pair of wet jeans inside a grocery bag on the way home
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
ive lost over 6800$ on my lafufu addiction
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
you ever seen the guys on you tube that tear apart the mice
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Kys jelly
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Graham crackers is such a good name cause I never met a Graham who wasn’t a cracker
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
id rather be right than wrong
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
jesus has a sword adn its sharp as fuck
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Randy Jackson jihad
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
malasia is just evil asia
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
imagine if you could do fent at church
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
the senator doth protest too much, me thinks
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
2025 really the year of no wipe..
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
i once found a $18million dollar bill on the ground and lost it gambling
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
gender love and care
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
finally i can use this to show him some pain
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
havent heard this much news abuot a helicopter since LeBron died
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
at a certan point if you are ugly enough you dont deserve love
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
one kind act can creat a ripple effect that drowns an entire family in the congo
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
whats worse getting shit in youre dick hole or getting a dick in youre shithole
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
gym is short for jamesnasium
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
BRO AINT NO WAY THEY MADE BIDEN LOOK HOT😭😭
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
he would not have a broom this doesnt make any sence
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
i dont care about the art of fish’ll inteligence i gotta tell ya
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
no one ever has to laugh ever again
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
pill i took just gave me a boner like ok wtf am i supposed to do w this
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
not all hero’s wear bape
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Olimpics: the movie
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
you eat two horses and suddenly your a horse eater ?
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
gag unit
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he was not ticklish
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
will cum 4 food please help
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
just lmk
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
red 40 oclock
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
ballin hard or hardly ballin
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
if biden wants to take away my red 40 hes gonna have to pry it out of my cold dead hands
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
burger king air conditoning is great in the bathroom just fyi
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Dr Chocolate @drchocolate.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
oh you wanna like who you vote for grow the fuck up this is america
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