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Richard Platel

@drcapn.bsky.social
286 followers 455 following 485 posts

Picaresque, picturesque, anxious. He/him. New Brunswick.

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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s going on with Sluggo’s size here? Is he not a child like Nancy? Does he alone live in a child-scale apartment?
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is like when personal computers started coming out in the 80s and the best use case they could come with was “you can store your recipes in it”
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Creacher? Starring Alan Scritchson?
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today a man drove across the street, in to on-coming traffic to tell me I was walking next to my partner wrong so…
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is cannon law
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Excuse me I am 51
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Scattering a bunch of horseshoes around the words, for luck.
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kill a tree, bring it indoors, put lights on it and sing songs to it. This will fix things.
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know, I know it’s serious
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🤯
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hamburger/hotdog? Bus/train? Tattoo/piercing? (seems obvious but…)
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎶This time I’m mistaken For handing you a heart of bacon 🎶 — This is how you remind me (of who I really ham)
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s more like the community of pool lounger getters. I don’t know you but I’ll defend to the death your chair while you’re getting a burger.
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m in the corner watching your splits-oh
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am not doing homework to watch your movie
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
To do what?
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Boob Vila?
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Liberal bubble, qu’est ce c’est?
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No way. No way two teams go all the way.
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Probably something to rest your arm on
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The gall!
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What is a cigarette if not a tiny salad?
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m glad you’re here Rax. Your posts are a balm in a harsh world.
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I would like to go to an era accurate 90s era 50s nostalgia diner, a Licks or Lime Ricky
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“In the pit at the America show” is Canada’s 2026 theme statement
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The thing about someone ‘improperly receiving benefits’ is I don’t care. Oh no did someone get food or health care? Good!
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Baw avec le baw
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I had a think whole in my yard once and my entire house started to lisp to one side.
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Gnosticism for gnidots
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
“But I’m a creak…”
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🏆
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The modern 26 letter English alphabet is over 500 years old, almost as old as my mother-in-law
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Taking Care of Bratwursts
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is a distinction without a difference
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Tom Hanks makes any movie cozier. Apollo 13 is a *tiny* bit cozy because of the Hanks-factor.
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Less hole-y post, more Holy Ghost
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Worf By Worfwest
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is not really a new feature, it’s just repackaged no one follows me.
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Whose chemical romance is this?
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Looming, raining, casting a pall, I was there first.
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Moss
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
🫳🫴🫡
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
“Hey Apple Music, how are Laufey and Dua Lipa ‘Similar Artists’?” “… lady?”
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Mom they called me a…
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I keep thinking about Backrooms, that it’s a movie made by someone young now, and is about people having to wander around and sift through the banal and garish detritus of the late 20th century, warped and monstrous things being built from flimsy memories of that era
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s me, I’ve been living in a fog for a while now. Sorry everyone
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Calm Me, Maybe
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Richard Platel @drcapn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You know, it’s true
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