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andrew g

@drboyfriend.bsky.social
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garden variety eldest daughter w/ roots in rural AL, midwestern KY, & all of the tiny Appalachian towns in between 🍅🥫 birthed a kid, dragged her to NC, got into med school (it was great 😭🐏) all to drop out & attempt to be a gay stay at home dilf

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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Okay I’m in a writing mood y’all, I think that’s a good sign. Tryna save it for the memoir though and not blow the whole load on IG stories 🫡
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It’s always so weird to be off an app for like 2 months and then come back and be like wait do I even wanna be on here?! How will I find time to get good at the particular discourse?! Anyway, hi
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hi Bluesky, how’s it going?
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Still here, it’s been a min, bluesky
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Still here bbs 😘
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
New concept of the evening: “narc fleas,” as a side effect of narcissistic abuse 🤓👀
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Where to go from here? Idk. But I wanna figure it out ❤️‍🩹
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Damn what a year. I def had some crashouts/meltdowns on this app. 😮‍💨
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Wow it’s like if my camera roll was a #CAPTCHA and an age verification app and a lie detector test AND a vision screen all at once, anyway, high again @bsky.app!
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
#greysweatpants
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
✌️✌️✌️
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Hi yes I’m a hot and holy mess idk if I unblocked @aoc.bsky.social yet
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
FACTS! BARS! All of it!
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Is so wild to me that yall use this app like Twitter
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
All my love honey buns
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
And the first round goes to “Lexandria O’Casiooo Wuartez” #AOC #DEMS
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
I love #BlueSky, I don’t even need to change my bio, holy fuckkkk
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Anyway, I love @chicfila.bsky.social and jokes!
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Hahahha it’s so funny to me that I once tweeted “imma rip your big sister’s bong so hard” and now I’ve actually shared vapes with all three kids in that family—it was all consensual joke poetry that sounds way worse than it was—it’s all so good and wholesome—I promise!!!!!
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Okay, phew yeah, my internet corners are more or less as I left ‘em. A DAY at a time (I’m talking 24 actual American good old fashioned hours at a time, lol we’re not getting into any creationist bull shit this Father’s Day weekend, idc who ur daddy is)
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Oooh I don’t see a way to save BlueSkies so I’m just gonna repost, I wanna learn more about this later! #research #adhd
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Apparently my dad’s professors really wanted him to be a chemist and/or an MD but he didn’t bc…he really wanted to be outside 🥹 I’m telling ya the adhd is in my genes, istg
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Happy pride, y’all! 🥹😭🖤🔫🛵🏆💀🤑🤭🙈😩😘
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Omg thanks for the like #Rihanna’s number one fan for life 💋😽👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
@wholesomedeve.bsky.social sorry!!! Omg! Do you speak Spanish?! Where are you “from” if you wanna say?! So sorry for the spam, the @duolingoverde.bsky.social owl sharted and “queefed” all over my phone again, holy heck! #twitter #exboyfriend #x #notesapp #poetry
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
#tbt @grindr.bsky.social 😭😇😈
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Open invited y’all, @chaturbate.com is a great place to work this is all suuuuuuuper serious #cybersecutity #security #SECURITY #I SAID SECURRRWITY!!!!! #ad #block #dunk
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Hey #roomba do you like #bissell, I’m asking for a friend!!!! Here’s my teams stats atm #troll #bridge #trafficticket #floridaman #republican #maga
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🍬☁️𝐼𝓉’𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝑔𝒶𝓇 🍬☁️ @sugarspuncloud.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Say it with me : I am allowed to outgrow people I am allowed to outgrow habits I am allowed to outgrow versions of myself
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
What’s her baby still need for this party?! Yall wanna guess or nah
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
She know me fr fr
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
MONIQUE IS UP YALL!
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Ignore the bots y’all, even #chatGPT this is a little game people my age call “Mouse Trap”
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I can’t wait for the 16th!!!!
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
@altusps.bsky.social y’all good today fam? ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
If yall had to guess my sexuality at gunpoint what would you say?!! Please answer lol I wanna knowweeeww
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I love healthcare guys 😭😭 how’s everybody’s Tuesday going?!!!
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It’s been a good Sunday 😭😭😭
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Are y’all ready for the foot pics now that I’m super bald again and the fuggin pool is open?!!
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Bluesky, I’ve been slacking, how are y’all today?? 🥹😇
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Home again, home again :)
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
😭😭😭 all the hope, all the love. Fuck the rest of it.
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
If you don’t listen to the audio you aren’t my friend 🤣😭
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
And highly recommend traveling and attending social events without a narcissist 😮‍💨 the anxiety and trauma doesn’t really go away, but most people are a lot nicer than I assume based on the mean little voices in my head
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I do freaking love being southern 😭😭
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I fuggin LOVE @bsky.app 😭😭
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Finally getting around to opening this one. Who here likes tequila?!
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
That might be the last time I get away with tagging #CashApp on #Twitter, I’ll let y’all know 🤣😬
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andrew g @drboyfriend.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Also the internet 😭🥵😈😇
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