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Hail Eris A Cab

@draugmith.bsky.social
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...are they like, exploiting a stamp card system for marriages and/or divorces...?
the 'thonking' smiley/emote, a slightly wonky, off-kilter version of the 'thinking' smiley/emote
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
...how did you get this picture of the face i make when i see spicy Zelda art...?
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a 'worked example' spit-take panel from shortpacked.com, the webcomic by @damnyouwillis.bsky.social; Robin Desanto has a glass of something green and is performing the spit-take with it, while Leslie Bean is protecting herself from the splash with a purple umbrella
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
an edited version of a doubling-up at a soda fountain, the buttons being pushed having text replacing the brand logos, saying "I am; 'gazing', 'drooling', 'fanning myself' " and followed by text on the 'big drink' container saying "but, respectfully"
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a 'worked example' spit-take panel from shortpacked.com, the webcomic by @damnyouwillis.bsky.social; Robin Desanto has a glass of something green and is performing the spit-take with it, while Leslie Bean is protecting herself from the splash with a purple umbrella
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate III, in her silver-haired aspect, sitting at a table with a night orchid in a vase, slamming her left hand, balled into a fist, down on the tabletop, and spit-taking with a cup of tea, held in her right hand, that has a mustache painted on it and says 'husband', as drawn by the incredible @tcustodis.bsky.social
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lauren Layfield and Hacker T. Dog from CBBC in the 'we're just normal men/innocent men' blooper/meme
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i suppose it's possible she gets off on failure/patheticness, and this is just a particularly unique form of edging...?
the 'thonking' smiley/emoji, a slightly rough and wonky version of the 'thinking' smiley/emoji
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a 'worked example' spit-take panel from shortpacked.com, the webcomic by @damnyouwillis.bsky.social; Robin Desanto has a glass of something green and is performing the spit-take with it, while Leslie Bean is protecting herself from the splash with a purple umbrella
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
time to break this one out again....
posts on twitter from May 2023,
of maddie ★ othatsraspberry quoting Mark Frost:

Anybody ever play this? I met with them about it and gave them some ideas, never tried it myself.

and replying:

haha this is such a nuts tweet. Link’s Awakening has always been my favorite Zelda, and once I learned of the Twin Peaks influence, I loved it even more. Would love to hear more about this meeting…

with further replies from one Giggly Tzardust, @Draugmith;

OMG, I just realised, Link's Awakening is whe nthe owls first show up! *explosion from top of head smiley*

and;

"don't you think she looks just like-"
"I hold the Triforce of Wisdom, but sometimes my arms bend back..."
"She's filled with secrets."
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
alright, fine
a bottle of Sprite soda and a can of Sprite soda are situated on a couch, with game controllers 'held' in front of them - the can has a speech bubble with the text 'this game sucks' in ink free type, while the reply from the bottle is 'yeah. where is our quirky mascot btw'
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bad MS Paint tracing of a smiley, waving their hands excitedly, blushing, and producing love hearts
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
oh yeah i did that too a while back
poster's hand holding out a print-on-demand copy of the Dark Sun boxed set
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
a black-backgrounded Uno Wildcard, but with the added text 'Be Normal About This Picture -Or- Draw 25'; a wooden tabletop with various bits of paper scattered over it is visible behind the carda bearded nerd in a short-sleeved top, resting his chin on his fist and looking away pensively, while holding a load of Uno cards; various pieces of paper are in front of him on a wooden table
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate III, in her silver-haired aspect, sitting at a table with a night orchid in a vase, slamming her left hand, balled into a fist, down on the tabletop, and spit-taking with a cup of tea, held in her right hand, that has a mustache painted on it and says 'husband', as drawn by the incredible @tcustodis.bsky.social
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
an edited version of a doubling-up at a soda fountain, the buttons being pushed having text replacing the brand logos, saying "I am; 'gazing', 'drooling', 'fanning myself' " and followed by text on the 'big drink' container saying "but, respectfully"
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the opening scene/establishing moment of 'the Legend of Zelda: the Breath of the Wild', where main character Link has just exited the Cave of Awakening and is gazing out over the landscape of Hyrule, but some hoodlum seems to have added overhead text that says 'The Land-Lord of Zelda'
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
once the dumb idea gets in my head, i have to let it out.... i'm sorry 😖 "Make it so."
one of the Burghers of Calais, the sculpture as depicted above, but some hoodlum seems to have added a Starfleet Combadge to the man's tunic in MS Paint
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
personally i'm still looking for the romantic solids
the 'thonking' emoji, a slightly wonky and off-kilter version of the 'thinking' emoji
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
a 'GAP' store, but with clipart of mounted warriors wielding polearms and shields superimposed over it
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i can't _not_ respond with my standard 'Madam Web' reply;
the 'Totally Spies!' logo, but altered to say 'Totally Spiders!'
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
an edited version of a doubling-up at a soda fountain, the buttons being pushed having text replacing the brand logos, saying "I am; 'gazing', 'drooling', 'fanning myself' " and followed by text on the 'big drink' container saying "but, respectfully"
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
it couldn't have been _that_ bad, if he came back for seconds in Spaceballs...
the 'thonking' emoji, a slightly wonky, off-kilter version of the 'thinking' emoji
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate III, in her silver-haired aspect, sitting at a table with a night orchid in a vase, slamming her other hand, balled into a fist, down on the tabletop, and spit-taking with a cup of tea that has a mustache painted on it and says 'husband', as drawn by the incredible @tcustodis.bsky.social
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
a crucial moment in the fan-favourite _Star Trek: the Next Generation_ episode 'Darmok', where Captain Jean-Luc Picard has finally figured out that the Tamarian culture central to the plot communicate "by metaphor, by citing example!", or, as conveyed by text added in MS Paint, he "understood that reference!"
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
a 'worked example' spit-take panel from shortpacked.com, the webcomic by @damnyouwillis.bsky.social; Robin Desanto has a glass of something green and is performing the spit-take with it, while Leslie Bean is protecting herself from the splash with a purple umbrella
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
time to break this one out again.... 😭
the logo to the Nintendo/Super Famicom/Super Nintendo Entertainment System game 'the Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past', but with 'Past' altered in MS Paint to say 'PTSD' instead
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
character design expert @kinkymation.bsky.social was reviewing live action Cowboy Bebop changes and when she got to Mad Pierrot- 'mom can we get the Gentlemen from Buffy?' 'we have the Gentlemen from Buffy at home' the Gentlemen from Buffy at home:
Josh Randall as Mad Pierrot at the 'Earthland' theme park with a gun
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
better visual for how the stats are supposed to interact, or so one hopes; current thought is that failures on Recover and Avoid risk injuries
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
and one could still roll 2d6 against an individual rating if that's called for (the hassle of recalculating really comes when making mid-game substitutions)
the sketchiest of first drafts, as is Yours Truly's wont
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
just now realised that i've completely failed to capitalise on the fact that the World Cup is going on with my recent(-ish) idea that expressing an 11-person team's individual capabilities as single digits, but adding them up, gives a percentile score one could roll a d100 against
staff rather than players, but the same general principle applies, they just have 4 stats instead of 7
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
fits right in with the rest of the family in that regard
TC's art of baby Connie with his familyyoung Emmie in her humanoid/half-elf form
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Like, as in _Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back_ Justice....?
Jason Mewes and Shannon Elizabeth a scene taking place in the back of a furbished van in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
a black-backgrounded Uno Wildcard, but with the added text 'Be Normal About This Picture -Or- Draw 25'; a wooden tabletop with various bits of paper scattered over it is visible behind the carda bearded nerd in a short-sleeved top, resting his chin on his fist and looking away pensively, while holding a load of Uno cards; various pieces of paper are in front of him on a wooden table
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
bad MS Paint tracing of a smiley, waving their hands excitedly, blushing, and producing love hearts
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
hmmmm.... there's _got_ to be a knockback/knockers pun in there somewhere...
the 'thonking' smiley, a slightly wonky and off-kilter version of the 'thinking' smiley
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
(the muse of the perverse will not release her grip on my mind)
the second panel from above, but with the text shrunk down, separated, and added to in inkfree 48 type, to say 'Sorry for making a face after my calling you "PATHETIC" during my Episode made you cream your pants' by some hoodlum using MS Paint
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
very few princesses graduate from Witherbloom College, i think
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
flushlight...?
waterproof led light on an electric wire
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
an edited version of a doubling-up at a soda fountain, the buttons being pushed having text replacing the brand logos, saying "I am; 'gazing', 'drooling', 'fanning myself' " and followed by text on the 'big drink' container saying "but, respectfully"
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
...of course, an alternate name could be longbaconator
the 'thonking' smiley, a slightly wonky and off-kilter version of the 'thinking' smiley
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
'why do so many people like seeing Shadowheart's boobies?'
the 'thonking' smiley, a slighty wonky and off-kilter version of the 'thinking' smiley
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Hail Eris A Cab @draugmith.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
i'm sorry, i couldn't resist 😖
a panel featuring Bernard Dowd and Tim Drake dressed for dinner, but some hoodlum has altered Bernard's narration box to say 'please put a nastygram in my homebox, Tim Drake' in MV Boli typeface in MS Paint
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