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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 07/10/2026

best I can do is Pleo Dinosaur

Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 06/10/2026

statistics: "typical novels run in the 70k-120k word range" me: maybe a bit over a third of the way done writing my VN hmmmmmmmmm

The game contains 8,877 dialogue blocks, containing 110,849 words

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 24/09/2026

eyyyy guess I was lewd enough

discord saying I'm in the adult age group

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 11/09/2026

man I just wanted to write some gay smut and now I'm sitting here like this lmao

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 09/09/2026

oh my god these ready to eat bean pouches from aldi are the shit. I'm not a shill they're just SO FUCKING GOOD that I want other bean lovers to try them and maybe get them to keep the product on the shelves

Aldi Peruvian lentils, oh man these are AMAZING

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 08/09/2026

they're so cute that it hurts my heart

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 04/08/2026

another sketch I got from @mrscottybear.bsky.social !!! the fupa keeps expanding. it's nice to have a cushion to sit on wherever I go...

a fat-but-beefy gator-drake grinning and doing a double biceps pose, with big belly being held up by both his big beefy legs and a fatpad almost as big as his belly itself, squashed on the ground. there's a slit in it but his dick is waaaay deep inside there...

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 31/07/2026

me: man my dick is hot... I wish I had some way to cool it down... the humble blower fan:

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 18/07/2026

just watched tiger king

"now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die"

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 17/07/2026

yeah I got one of those for you, and a bone to bury in your ass #drakenudes

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 14/07/2026

like this, unless you meant like the whole shaft? it's mostly undetectable with the piercing out #drakenudes

my pierced foreskin retracted, showing the hole on the inside

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 14/07/2026

thank you! I'm working on making it bigger... #drakenudes

silicone tunnel through top of foreskin. you can see the glans through it

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 13/07/2026

rent-lowering post time: it's like fire. remove any of these, and it doesn't work for me.

the classic "fire triangle" diagram but made into "the incest triangle". the three legs are "adult", "consensual", and "homosexual."

oh noooo consenting adults engaging in sex that cannot produce offspring aaaaaaa this is clearly just as bad as pedophilia ughhhhhhh

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 11/07/2026

my gay throuple, their son, and their two pets

Bowser and King K. Rool Amiibo, a Leatherhead figurine (apparently trying to hug K. Rool), a 3D printed cute cartoony gator, a dragon statuette, and a tiny happy lizard figurine on a tchotchke shelf

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 09/07/2026

omg same!!! (went back in January)

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 08/07/2026

I *think* you like gators but I'm not sure #drakeart

fat stubby alligator man wearing a mankini lol

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 07/07/2026

dripped out my Toshiba Satellite R10 with a buncha stickers I've accumulated over the years from @gatorsdaily.bsky.social, @bleucan.fish, @aloegatorarts.bsky.social, Hyena Agenda, Croc of the Rock, and one in the top right I don't know ;o;

an old laptop lid covered in various gator and croc stickers

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 06/07/2026

yeah I think button down shirts work for me #drakenudes

me sitting in shorts and a button down shirt with alligators on it. my shirt is unbuttoned and you can see my belly and moobs teeheehee

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 05/07/2026

gasp D: well I'll be at the con center tomorrow too, when/where you wanna meet? I like hanging out and drawing at the tables at the end of the... uh... sky bridge over the dealers den (pic of where I mean)

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 04/07/2026

at AC and @2fat2flyy.bsky.social doodled me in his sketchbook! thank you for the surprise ;o;

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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 02/07/2026

ouuuughhhh laptop screen do bad shit and warranty several years expired and service to replace it is almost $500 aaaaahhghghghhh wehhhh (MSI Creator Z17)