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Dragon pie

@dragon-pie.bsky.social
169 followers 105 following 770 posts

Hippity hoppity your pie is now my property I like dragons, like a lot! I am very approachable so don't be shy! Swedish bean 🇸🇪 I'm an adult, so spicy content could show up here. But i'll try to keep my lil space here sfw.

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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need my paws rubbed so bad
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What if I just nomfed you guys like this?
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am starving. Sooooo how about you guys just walk straight in to my maw!
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Think fast chucklenuts
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*grabs one of you*
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's vore day. Line up, snacks
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
CW facesitting Yet another lovely gifted peice from my good friend and loyal servant Lorsil! Made by www.furaffinity.net/user/ashton.66 I look so dapper! #furry #scalie #furryart #NSFW
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
*eats you*
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I have been loafing in a public pool all day. Now am sleepy. Someone go tend to my paws
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am bored out of my mind
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Currently in rome. Gor so many heccing steps. My paws need attention ~w~
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Me standing next to my hoard
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I miss my old laptop -w-
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Anyone wanna tend to my paws in vr? :3
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oi discord! Why is everything square shaped now?
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I'm bored and lazy so here are paws on main. Do stroke my ego :3 CW for irl feet
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Be me. Buy a new pair of socks. Go for a single walk, sock falls apart. Put a sugestive tag on this since I know for a fact that some of you beans will greatly enjoy the sight~
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Kobolds! I invite you to polish my scales with your tongues :3
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Reminder to the ticks to piss off from me. And my dog! Kind regards a pissed off dragon that has been plucking ticks off himself and his dog.
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Peeps that consider themselves my servants. Would you say that I'm a good boss to work for? If so, why? Keep in mind that there are wrong answers.
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Guhhhhh I want a cold tasty drink to sip on but am too poor. So I will destroy a small kingdom for this!
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
*grabs someone random* You're my butler now
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
*sits down and kicks my paws up infront of you* Chop chop! Get to work
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Donations are also welcome. A derg needs his hoard qwp
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just a silly little guy
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
DEAR HORSE FLIES! can't beleive I have to do another one of these. You are added to the list of creatures that aren't allowed to kiss my feet. Stop being agressive little shits! Kinds regards a pissed of dragon that has been attacked by a horse fly for the past 20 minutes.
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I just stepped on a mosquito >:D And I am fairly certain that some of you just got jealous of it~
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dear ticks. You are also added to the list. Infact, don't even go near me or I will grab you with tweezers and hold you above a lit candle untill you are reduced to ash. Kind regards a pissed off dragon that found ticks around his body.
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dear mosquitoes. You are the only creature that I wont let kiss my foot. Kind regards a pissed off dragon that has been violated by mosquitoes.
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My paws are big and soft, paypal me 20 bucks *insert image of my dragon with sunglasses looking hella cool that I'm yet to draw*
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dear creatures of bluesky. My wallet is empty, so I have a trade offer. I receive some coin via paypal, you receive a silly drawing or two. Maybe more :3 Smol mini meme arts! #furry
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING! *gets zoomies and wrecks the whole room*
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is my 700th post here :3
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It's starting to heat up. I need a bunch of volunteers that can serve as a landing pad to sheild my paws when I land. Don't want to get burnt after flying around.
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I should draw more often
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My left foot hurts like hell. Send help -w-
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I summon a kobold!
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I am super bored Drop servant applications down bellow and I'll rate them and give you a "job"
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Random repost of my paws just because why not :3
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'm melting and it's not even that hot yet. I fear this summer -w-
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This suuuuuucks
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
*eats your wallet*
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Look! Kobl under paw! And I know, irl paws on main!? I truly am a crazy dragon. Anywho, this was made by said kobl :3
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Adorable peice that I got from my favourite paw noodle @partyzanart.bsky.social He be a great bean, go show him some love at once!!! Mraaaaaawr!!! #furry #paws
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Am loafing so hard rn. Someone should totaly rub my paws
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
TICkS THAT GO AFTER MY WUFF, MARK YOUR DAYS! THIS WOOFER IS PROTECTED BY A DERG!!!
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
What the hell is that big warm thing in the sky!?
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
*whistles a tune while idly putting some of you in a shopping cart. Derg be shopping some food*
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Someone feed my ego!
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Dragon pie @dragon-pie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I am super hungry. Soooo are there any kobolds that are willing to explore the digestive track of a dragon?
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