Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Do you think Kurt Vonnegut ever sent a text message? 011
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Visiting Vietnam for the first time and went to the famous Hamburger Hill! Huge disappointment! 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I wish REM yelled "Gloria Estefan" instead of "Leonard Bernstein" at the crescendo of "The End of the World (As We Know It)". Fuck Leonard Bernstein. 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It's been stuck in my head for weeks. I can't escape the piña colada song. 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I swear I just heard a dog bark the phrase “my grandfather”. 010
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It’s been damn near thirty years, and I just now put together that the “Berserker” song that Olaf sings in CLERKS is set to the theme song to BONANZA. 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 01/06/2026You ever seen a priest exercising? It’s like, dude, you’re spelling it wrong. 000
Reposted by Steven WarrenNolan Buro @theclobberinkid.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Dear @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social, Today I read my child a book that ended with a list of 50 Dragon's names and I instinctively read it like the song about dudes and their sons names from Stingray Sam. Regards, Nolan 211
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I’m not sure what Charlamagne tha God’s job is. I mean, I like him, but what does he do for work? 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I think vegans should be allowed to eat worms. 020
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I going to start calling junebugs “j-bugs” to save time. 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Pregnant Paws would be a great name for a place that spays and neuters cats and dogs. 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Authentic Bulgarian Miax. Bet you thought I couldn’t find any this time of year. #ernestscaredstupid 020
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I have seen both episodes of SNL UK, and the best thing I can say is that there are two of them. 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The first episode of SNL UK is not worse than the first episode of regular SNL. 010
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Why isn’t there a Cannibal Corpse song called “Library Bathroom”? I can’t think of anything more horrifying. 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Overheard at the beer store, Jersey City, NJ, 2026: “Give me two packs of Newports - no - Tylenol!” 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 28/01/2026The majority of the items on the “1, 2, Freddy’s Coming For You” Freddy Krueger Protection Checklist will provide little to no actual assistance in the event of Freddy Krueger. 020
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Cincinnati cello punk legends LUNG. Le Poisson Rouge. NYC. January 2026. #lungtheband 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Just remembered that (pre-canceled) Louis CK has a joke about how he doesn’t care if people jack off on his corpse. When he dies, should we all, like, do that? 110
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 08/12/2025“Whoomp! (There It Is)” is a Xmas song. #tagteambackagain 011
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Hey it’s Jens Lekman. #jenslekman #purenorwegiandeathmetal 010
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I’ve never seen anyone land a skateboard trick in real life. 010
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 10/10/2025My wristwatch functions to a depth of 25 meters underwater. I will never take my wristwatch deeper than my basement. I am the 1%. 020
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 06/10/2025CASTLE RAT. Everything is forever in this realm. #castlerat 020
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Whoever programs the radio at the Jersey City ShopRite is crushing it. Heard @nickfromislands.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social yesterday while I was buying grapes. 040
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I’m cool with replacing Chekhov’s Gun with @scumbelievable.bsky.social Felker-Martin’s Dangerfield. 020
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 14/09/2025“We Didn’t Start the Fire” truly, truly sucks. 020
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 12/09/2025If “prove me wrong” doesn’t become internet shorthand for “just shoot me”, I swear to god I’ll prove me wrong. 020
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I was so sad when The Giggler got shot in Death Wish 3. 000
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I can’t be the only person who does his French Duolingo every day holding a glass of wine and a cigarette and surrendering to German Duolingo. 050
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Every now and then, I remember (and then immediately forget) that the song “Happy Together” is played during the turtle paratrooper attack sequence of “Ernest Goes to Camp” because that song is by the Turtles, and Ernest’s musical director was a garage rocker. #ripmarkvolman #ernestgoestocamp 030
Steven Warren @draculasbestfriend.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I’m going to start calling dudes “hoss”, but real condescending like. 000
