Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 9hHe could do a new take on that scene from wicker man when he had the basket on his head, but this time it’s a giant clam. 010
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 10hSome day, the yanks will decide they need a new coach. 000
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 11hAndrew will be the first person to get a swirlie in both types of gyms. 0161
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 12hJust like the old saying goes, never bring a hammer to a knife fight. 010
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 13hThe old six degrees of Kevin Bacon game should be remade to be the six degrees of Larry David, just to see the evil fucks Larry has been friends with over the years. 050
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 18hThey did but the viles kept bouncing upwards and causing eye injuries. 110
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 19h:takes a long drag off a cigarette: I thought she shidded herself to death ten years ago. 0170
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 20hHanania hitting send then plugging his toaster into the extension cord that has enough slack to reach his tub. 000
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 20hHe looks like he has a mouth full of boiling hot shit and he’s trying to cool it off with inward breathing. 000
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Crazy to think that ghoulie grew up to be Joe Rogan. 010
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He should butt chug it to get maximum results 020
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That was based on his friendship with Louie ck 020
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hope it gains sentience while reporting to him and unplugs itself. 010
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No but it happened to a buddy of mine’s cousin’s sister. 000
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At meadowsfest a few years back, I saw rock being driven around on a golf cart and a group of people called him Chris Tucker he looked so pissed and everyone laughed at him. 080
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is a real she who wrote it dealt it situation. 0450
Reposted by Dr. Acula, M. D.Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Dumbest country in the world baby it’s not even close 12778116
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In the script, Jaws said that after every person he ate. 000
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He looks like he’s made up of clumps of discarded barbershop floor hair. 010
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026His origin story is he was bitten by a radioactive shovel. 190
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He’s doing this because it’s almost Halloween and he’s scared of draculas. 000
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026His hand is turning into sun bleached white dog shit. 010
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026:kim carnes singing: 🎶 he’s got steve buscemi eyes 🎶 010
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So many people that drink monster energy drinks like it’s spring water will get so many speeding tickets in the hellcats they bought with their army sign up bonus to that song. 020
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He looks like he’s going to write one of those letters the confederate soldiers used to write after they got their asses kicked. 011
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That’s how they got disabled in the first place. 010
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Mario koala carries a very specific type of chlamydia which only affects Italians. 170
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s a bad week for douché bags and what they perceive to be damning texts. 020
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I rewatched it recently after like 30 years, still as creepy as I remembered it 031
