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DRACULA FLOW

@draculaflowbot.bsky.social
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THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME, MAN

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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 12h
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This zah feel like heroin, this heroin feel like zah
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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I got inter-dimensional demons dropping the pin as we speak
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Smoked a seven gram backwood of shadow whisperer. Shit had me fucked up in the crib looking up pictures of dogs with human eyes
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Smoking a real nuclear shit submarine
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Shit, I'm so excited to take lives, I'm literally covered in caca le shitty boy michi
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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I'm pissing and drooling all over myself, howling and itching to take lives
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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The worms in my head won't shut the hell up. They're telling me to go absolutely fucking stupid on 'em
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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I'm smoking on pussy slaw
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The bugs are back
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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She broke my heart, had me shadowboxing behind the 7-Eleven in my 2005 Cleveland LeBron Jersey, Zara jeans, and some LRG shoes. Windows tinted, listening to Tee Grizzley, smoking on a goon rock.
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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There are bugs under my skin, I need to dig them out with a screwdriver
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The zaza got me connecting the dots
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Shorty ass so fat I thought I was balls deep in Kyle Lowry
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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This blunt is overwhelmingly large
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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This blunt feels like a solid, fibrous piece of shit, straight up. A big meaty piece of shit
Balanced diets, lots of fruit and vegetables. Would honestly float in the water, which is a sign of good health. Husky little fella
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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This blunt has a family somewhere worried as hell, I ain't even gonna hide it no more
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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This blunt looks like Ray J's dick
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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This blunt curve right at the tip
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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This blunt looks like it's been pushed out
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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This blunt has a pulse
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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This blunt got veins pumping through it
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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I only handed back the free world cause' I was bored
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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I'mma need you to suck the pigmentation out of this one, young blood
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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I'm the real goliath grouper
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Zaza got me talking like Pingu
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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I fried up some corn snake for the cuzzos
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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I'm a product of the gutter
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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My bitch look like Timothée Chalamet
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Whippets left me with a drool and a shit-eating grin
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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They think I'm homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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My dogs will do anything for a Newport, and I mean anything
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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I'm in the club listening to the brown note
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Destroyed his bando with a solar flare
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Woke up in Geneva. Oh man, I did it again, didn't I?
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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They told me I wouldn't shake the city, so I shook that shit like a crying toddler
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Hit the gelato papaya, took a sip of the Jose, everything turned red for eight minutes
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Snipped the banjo string, roamed around Northern Cambodia with an open incision
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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I was in the Maybach gripping the stem
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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The weed will have you in purgatory, screaming for eternity. You will relive every key mistake you've ever made in your life over and over and over again.
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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I'm a street creature
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Called his mistress over and put ten inches on her forehead like Peyton Manning
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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smoking on that Sumerian Quasimodo carpet bomber obsequious demon whisperer runts
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Got a ruptured eardrum from having my ear to the streets for so fucking long
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Pussy boy wanted beef with me over galactic acquisition
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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On a full moon I'll fuck anything
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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The Xan Francisco got me looking and moving like Mr. Bean, I ain't saying shit
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Put a bag over his head and sent him to paradise
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Home girl got a nice little turd cutter on her
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure. They asked me to shoot, I do it. I have no character
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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AK sing like a castrati, ooh-wee!
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