draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 15hYou claim witch descent from Gerald Gardner. I claim it from Miss Eglantine Price. We are not the same 010
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really need to know why so many bugs are so determined to get through my window screen and stay there 001
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“You catch more flies with honey—“ What makes you think I want flies 020
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It is the second time of year I have to beg people in birding communities to stop referring to hummingbirds as “hummers.” and no I don’t know that you’ll get any for the rest of the year 220
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026At a time when Microsoft obtains tech to serve you ads inside video games, it’s good to remember that Bill Gates is in the Epstein files 010
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey what’s up guys. Me? I’m flashing back to every unintentional microaggression fuckup I’ve ever said, how are you 011
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Someone needs to start making laptops and other devices that are physically incapable of connecting to the internet 130
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Emotionally I am in 1990, sitting on a couch in footie pajamas, eating a Kid’s Cuisine on a TV tray and watching the BBC made Narnia series 030
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The more Elon tweets the more sure I am he has a findom 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I encountered a new word in a North American accent that’s different from mine and I’m so excited, I need to know what region it’s from. Can anyone out there tell me where they pronounce the word “query” with a short a, like “quary”? Like… square 122
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gas prices and the gen*c*de in Gaza are convincing Americans that Iran should have a nuke just so people will act right, and that outcome is so ironic I’m losing it The GOP really doesn’t have that CIA manipulation skill anymore 020
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just saw some influencer call their library their “book room” and I’m unreasonably upset. Is this what happens when you read too much pulp romantasy 030
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I like using knowledge of wildlife to debunk mystery animals. Nobody ever wants to discuss the Beast of Gévaudan with me. They want to think it was a bunch of wolves or a magic scary werewolf. But my friends, there is real data. I can tell you what it is. It was a spotted hyena. 121
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cw Christian religious concept discussion If your neighbor is in need, and your first concern is your own morality points for helping/not helping them, you haven’t gotten any at all. The salvation taking place is supposed to be that your heart genuinely cares for others first. 131
Reposted by draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii dGrab Them By The Revenue @gtbtr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Its also fraud for his wife and staff to keep cashing checks. If you live in Kentucky, please SUE Mitch McConnell for failing to represent and wasting taxpayer money. Make him appear at a deposition and answer questions. 042
Reposted by draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii dGrab Them By The Revenue @gtbtr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you live in Kentucky, please sue Mitch McConnell. Make him appear at a deposition and answer questions. 132
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It is absolutely ludicrous that anyone lives in a place where it is cheaper to be rich 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Women, you’d better shape up, or we’ll replace you with robots. Bet you’re scared now!” - man whom no one was trying to date 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When Natalie Harp laughs I instinctively expect another, tiny version of her head to extend out of her mouth from a pharyngeal jaw 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Don’t get fooled by beauty creams. Collagen is too big a molecule to be absorbed through the skin. To take in extra collagen you gotta eat it. Topicals can promote the production of your own from what you consume though. 020
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Give us this day our daily bread recall 021
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thriller “good for her” movie: state-mandated girlfriends happen, but incels never expected that the women will make their life a living nightmare out of pure unadulterated rage 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kimmel: the fcc banned our interview from the airwaves and made threats FCC: no we did NOT ban it Kimmel: so I put it on YouTube FCC: you can’t do that we BANNED it 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026AI IS NOT SAFE. Even if you’re not using it to generate any end product. Do not use it for research. It will steal your research and take the credit. We’ve seen ut with OpenAI spending 15 million to beat mathematicians to a solution, after stealing their research. 100
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The guy running the Jumbotron at the GOP convention is part of the resistance 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Saw a thing with a lion at a refuge and the lion was named Tsavo. Why would you do that. Why would you tempt fate 110
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Growing up it was actually really hard to find Spanish language films, so my class and I watched “Jamón Jamón,” described as “a tale of ham and passion.” My friends, it most certainly was that. 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026STOP MAKING COOKING VIDEOS WITH YOU WEARING SWEATER PAWS AAAAAAAAAAAA 010
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gloria Steinem. obviously she advanced the idea of feminism but also she was a CIA asset tasked with keeping people away from intersectionality, keeping away discussions of race and class and exploitation, in order to keep fascists in power That’s not conspiracy theory, it’s verified actual reality 450
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The creativity gap between regular people and most billionaires is actually deeply embarrassing. I feel sorry for the ultra wealthy. They must be so empty. 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026There are adults now who aren’t old enough to remember what it was like when politicians were capable of feeling shame 020
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you die of something preventable while insured, insurance should be investigated immediately and charges brought against those who denied claims Land someone from the C-suite in prison a couple times and they’ll shape up 010
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Dolly and Tim were already the angels on the shoulders of all queer people and now they can do it for real 020
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Being a wildlife nerd ruins all cryptids forever 100
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I keep seeing Ben & Jerry’s commercials explicitly promoting trans rights in order to distract from their support of Israel and g*nocide in Palestine. Don’t get distracted. Don’t give them money. They’re not owned by cool guys anymore. 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Doing my regular “write a thread but it’s not coherent enough so I delete the whole thing” practice 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I want Dolly’s ghost to appear to people in dreams to ask them to stop being horrible 110
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Property tax on a person’s place of residence is deeply immoral actually 020
Reposted by draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii dAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/08/2026WTG MapQuest! ✊ 325107522089
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Cat owners will take an out of control criminal mastermind from a dumpster and defend its every action in court Dog owners will adopt a reactive eldritch gremlin from the 5th circle of hell and treat it as their firstborn son 010
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Has Jake lang considered enjoying the Minnesota renaissance festival while he’s here? Certainly he will be perfectly safe and the entire fair will not push him in dung or pelt him with tomatoes 010
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026⚠️Now the beef will be in stores. Sorry, friends, do what you can to avoid beef anywhere for a while unless you’re super sure of its origin. www.fox9.com/news/trumps-...fox9.comTrump's beef import plan: Minnesota cattlemen warn it could bankrupt ranchersTrump's beef import plan could save shoppers — but Minnesota ranchers say it could cost them everything. 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026News: “The government wants to slaughter diseased feral horses and pass it off as safe beef under the table” Bots: “Well, have you tried it?” 000
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026⚠️ REMINDER ⚠️ Avoid restaurant ground beef starting this week. At a time when the admin is rounding up thousands of horses for slaughter, and neurotoxic contaminated beef shipments have been turned away by China, and the pres refuses to say where the beef is from… avoid til we know who has what 054
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I hate cigarettes but I really need a narrative replacement for a cigarette after my exasperated conversations 010
draconitas, draconitatis, f. iii d @draconity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The urge to have jewelry made from ancient coins of proper provenance 000
