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Zayne ❄️🩺

@dr-zaynie.bsky.social
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If your hands keep being mischievous, I can show you how surgeons tie knots. (Hourly Zayne quote bot. Still a work in progress but updated daily. Will respond when he’s finished saving lives.)

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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 33m
I was helping you get out of that situation. I also decided it would be a good opportunity to promote the spirit of academia.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 1h
Do you want to start with an ear exam? Ear canal sampling and physical therapy... Since when did ear cleaning have such a fancy scientific name?
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 2h
Forget about that.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 3h
Is that so...
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 4h
That won't happen.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 5h
Do you know what happens when fools disrespect the Foreseer?
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 6h
You seem to be in a good mood.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 7h
Every sleep app uses the sounds of ocean waves for hypnosis and meditation.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 8h
He is the person you seek.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 9h
Did you close the kitchen door properly?
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 10h
They're all here.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 11h
First cabinet.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 12h
No, this just feels a little... strange.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 13h
Your wish was granted.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 14h
Put your gloves on.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 15h
Me? ...I wish to watch the sunset one last time before falling asleep.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 16h
This your exclusive service?
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 17h
There will be a solar eclipse tomorrow. I must wait at the tower’s pinnacle for the prophecy.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 18h
A human can survive for seven days without food. Given your stubborn character, you should live for an extra two days.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 19h
You're the reason why I have breaks.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 20h
One time, I was on my way to an international academic conference. I saw an elderly couple at the airport. Even though their hair turned gray, they held hands and cuddled. It was the first time I clearly saw what enduring love looks like. It can last a lifetime and echo even at the end.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 21h
I think… it’s about being honest with your feelings and not worrying about others laughing at you.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 22h
Cheers.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 23h
I hope you get better soon.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'll get it.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How about we put your books here? If there's room, I'd also love to add some feel-good stories with happy endings.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How was your... trip? Was it okay?
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would you like me to take you somewhere else?
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Come here.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What do you think? Does it tickle?
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I already have you for that.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's more.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought about the dangerous mission you were on that day. I hoped I wouldn't see you at the hospital the day after.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You don't often read books, yet you've certainly read a lot of huabens.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Neither. He likes his owner more than anything else.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You only lost three times. I wouldn't call that 'always.'
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She tells you everything.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What would you like me to examine next?
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
…There is no such thing.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm certain this skill will often come in handy from now on.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No one could have predicted Jas to be unwavering in its loyalty to you. However, I expected as much. It knows only of us and thus considers you a friend.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your pulse is neither too fast nor too slow. It's steady. I don't see anything wrong with you. Are you trying to deceive a physician?
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't forget to wipe the water off your neck. You wouldn't want to catch a cold.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It deserves its own post.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A cat won't fulfill all your requests.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To disguise yourself as the King’s envoy and sneak into the Tower of Thorns… You certainly have less than three years.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You have me if you need someone.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We might see a rainbow.
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Zayne ❄️🩺 @dr-zaynie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It seems your shoes are also wet.
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