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Dr. Scandal Piñata

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Professor at a public research university. Justin Smith Morrill stan account. Speaking for no one other than myself.

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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 23m
I feel like ProPublica Schools would probably be a great place to send your kids for a high quality K-12 education though
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 27m
He literally became Foghorn Leghorn
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Jed Brown @jedbrown.org · 13h
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Currently, authors posting to arXiv have no control over whether bots scrape their full-text PDFs and LaTeX source files.

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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 21h
Finish them
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 22h
We know it down here in NC. The car dealer gentry control the legislature and it’s why our state is not really a democracy anymore
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 23h
Taking my university "active assailant" training. We tried to get them to talk with us last year about what to do if the "active assailant" was the federal government and HOO BOY do administrators not want to talk about that. But right now it seems like the most likely thing.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
If this happens I am early retiring to an obscure corner of Western Europe and starting a cat sanctuary
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Jacob Marley's Chain @archivesboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Democrats should introduce 27 bills of impeachment against Trump to match the 27 grievances in the Declaration of Independence. We can do 1776 stuff too!
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
Start with Vought, he’s the root of it. Then pick the stupider ones off.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
What the
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
Also, how many children did *actual COVID* kill because I feel like it was a couple of orders of magnitude more than 10 and might have been a lot more if there were not a vaccine
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Local Republicans getting desperate. Like I’m supposed to believe that somehow a Republican would be LESS Netanyahu-friendly than Adams? C’mon man.
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Mark Histed @markhisted.org · 03/10/2026
42 U.S.C. § 19055 (CHIPS § 10346) requires the Director to solicit SBE researchers for cross-cutting programs and to put them on merit review panels. Arguably this is Congress asserting SBE will exist! www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...
law.cornell.edu
42 U.S. Code § 19055 - Social, behavioral, and economic sciences
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
My trust in the Chronicle has surely declined in the last year, I’ll tell you what.
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 03/10/2026
Higher ed leaders are worried about the "decline of public trust"; what are they doing about the fact that faculty, students, and staff at their own institutions do not trust them to lead effectively, defend academic freedom, and meet the challenges of the moment?
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
I never see crows in my neighborhood, not in all the years I have lived here but these sure seem to be crows in the tree at the strip mall half a mile from my house. How do I invite them to be my crows?🐦‍⬛
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
We can never again let the successes of agencies be so invisible to the public if we can get out of this mess. Reading Michael Lewis’s The Fifth Risk. Government trivia: which agency has a program that keeps geese from flying into airplane engines?
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Chatting with a visiting seminar speaker yesterday (virologist) and there’s something cool we could collaborate on if we thought this administration gave a shit about stopping people from dying of common viruses. Also we’ve both investigated where we could flee to in Western Europe.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
As I research the entire legislative output of Sen. Lister Hill, a key figure on the health and medicine side of our 20th century commitment to excellent science, this is happening:
brennancenter.org
The Cost of the Trump Administration’s Attacks on Research Funding
Arbitrary funding cuts and assaults on agency independence have destabilized American scientific research, potentially setting technology, health care, and the economy back decades.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
That’s it. If the Pope comes out on the side of basic research anytime soon I’m going to convert.
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Thomas Keepout @thomasworking.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Russell Vought is trying to destroy American science & federally funded research by forcing into effect his disastrous OMB grantmaking rule changes. fight2win.standupforscience.net/campaign/rev...
fight2win.standupforscience.net
Stand up for Science
Stand up for Science
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
I am struck by the contrast between the public’s avid love of, say, functional weather apps, and what this administration is choosing to starve.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t think everyone realizes how bad things are for US science: For the fiscal year that just ended, the Trump regime withheld $1.4 billion from the National Science Foundation’s research budget, which is about 1/5 of its primary research budget.
nytimes.com
National Science Foundation Diverted $1.4 Billion in Science Funds Mandated by Congress (Gift Article)
The move, affecting about one-fifth of the National Science Foundation’s primary research budget, is the latest sign of how the White House is asserting more control over grants.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
If this guy does not end up impeached what are we even doing
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
Jail everyone still working at Palantir just to be safe
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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The current level of political animosity is exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s citizens." There are not enough exclamation points to convey how I felt reading this paragraph
Screenshot of article which reads: From this perspective, the “both sides” frame falls apart. The prob-
lem is not that the parties are divided. The problem is the existential 
threat that a reempowered ethnonationalist strain poses to pluralistic 
U.S. democracy writ large. The current level of political animosity is 
exactly what one would expect to see if an extremist faction attempted 
to rescind the hard-earned rights of the vast majority of the country’s 
citizens. The only way to re-oppress most of a country is to use anti-
democratic and authoritarian tactics. And the only way to oppose those 
tactics is to push back as a population and clearly reject them. This is 
the argument happening in the United States, and its pathology is not 
anger—it is the movement to undermine a generation of rights.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
The Manhattan Institute can join Heritage in the bin
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Mamdani and the Pope both out here pushing human-created art today like it’s an essential and defining piece of our culture:
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Sharing this in honor of my undergrad research mentor, Mary F. Blackwell, who pipetted all manner of things by mouth but wouldn’t let us do so because we had our whole lives ahead of us and might want to reproduce.
inpreparation.substack.com
Opinion: I Miss When The NIH Payline Was 40% And We All Mouth-Pipetted Phenol
By Dr. Douglas R. Waverly, Professor Emeritus of Biochemistry, Yale University
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Trump should have to pay this back out of his grift funds
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
Always read the axis labels ☠️
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
I think every poster who’s gonna share, or even “like”, YouTube videos that seem primarily pitched to be infuriating really needs to take the Digital Inquiry Group’s (free) “Civic Online Reasoning” training (which I happen to be finishing up today). Highly recommend. Lateral reading FTW.
cor.inquirygroup.org
Home
Free lessons and assessments that help you teach students to evaluate online information that affects them, their communities, and the world.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
This is weird AF. Also, weirdos out there being mean to Claude “for fun” are weird AF. It learns from your project context, so if you fill your project context up with bad energy, I suspect it would reflect that back at you. It’s not that it’s independently intelligent, it just is what it eats.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Get their asses. Skin every last one of them. Metaphorically of course. Of course.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Get their asses. I hope this family has extremely smart and merciless lawyers.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
All right California, at least someone's thinking ahead
latimes.com
$7.5-billion mini-NIH plan goes to California voters under bill signed by Newsom
California voters will decide whether to create a $7.5 billion state scientific research arm similar to the National Institutes of Health. Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a bill that puts the issue before vo...
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
For all of those at public universities who will likely face austerity soon if we are not already:
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
He’s pondering whether a Claude subscription could streamline his getting petted workflow
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Attention is all you need
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
Today I had “Gemini Notebook”make me a five slide deck for something low stakes where I just needed a slightly more cartoony presentation than I typically do for, say, lecture slides. It looked decent, and had an aesthetic that fit the topic. BUT the text was fully uneditable.
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404 Media @404media.co · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: The Trump administration is using a grant program from the 1980s to force cities around the US to funnel their ongoing collection of Flock, Axon, and other ALPR data into large federal surveillance centers that fall under the White House’s jurisdiction, 404 Media has learned
404media.co
How Cities Are Forced to Funnel License Plate Data to a Massive Federal Surveillance Program
How the federal government built a massive database of license plate reader data through an anti-drug trafficking program.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
I was just reading Deborah Blum’s The Poison Squad the other day. 📚 (It’s excellent and you should read it, especially if you are a student in my class in spring) but holy 💩 do we really want to go back to the pre-FDA days of “microbial diversity” in our milk?
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
Lippman on removing vital functions from the sphere of profit:
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
The belly is not a trap
A delightful orange cat, belly up for scritches
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
I’d like to report a murder
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
Once again, Russell Vought must be brought low. Impeachment is table stakes.
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Dr. Scandal Piñata @dr-g.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
When you watch this, remember that Eric Schmitt has a whole ass backstory and he is profoundly unsavory. From COVID conspiracies to white supremacy he’s the man who has it all.
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