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@dpuv.bsky.social
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Midwesterner by osmosis

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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Might be late to work today.
A large orange cat is sleeping on a lap.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Willie Wilson for mayor campaign poster lies on a sidewalk.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nigella eats a large piece of cake.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've lived in Chicago longer than California, but I guess some things are baked in. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
Caption reads Your dialect map
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't say "y'all" to sound folksy, I say it because it's the plural of "you."
Jack Tindale
@jacktindale.bsky.social
Minor point but I really hate this performative "y'all" people do to try and appear more folksy. I don't type in a Yorkshire accent and I did people would rightly tell me to shut up.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
MAHA:
Two buttons meme with one button labeled seed oils are bad and the other button is labeled Trumpola.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
When that new sneaker smell hits hard:
An orange cat makes an upside down silly face while hugging a white and seafoam green sneaker.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Here we go again.
Storm clouds roll in above treetops.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hard pass
Block Club Chicago headline reads:
Did You Know You Can
Camp In The Cook County
Forest Preserves?
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
An excerpt from Kagan's dissent lists multiple racist quotes Trump has made about Haiti and Haitians. Coney Barrett concurs with Trump.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Look at these big murder mittens. #Caturday
Large orange cat dozes on a heating pad with a blue cover.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Is this good?
Weather radar indicates that Chicago is about to get a nasty thunderstorm.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
An orange cat luxuriates in a sunbeam in a white fleece bed with a peach kicker toy as a pillow. His striped tail drapes onto the floor in shade.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
An orange cat on a white fleece bed lies in a sunbeam, recharging his solar cells.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The antichrist is disfigured, you say?
Side by side photos of Trump's neck and hand disfigurements.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
DJ Moore on Ben Johnson, as reported in the Sun-Times: “He can get mad, then start smiling at the same time, and it’s kind of creepy because you don’t know if he’s serious or joking."
In a scene from Death of Stalin, Zhukov says to Beria and Khruschev, "I mean, I'm smiling but I am really fucking furious."
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Reaction shot to a story about a man who attempted to pet a bear walking down a street in Gatlinburg:
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Screenshot from Wikipedia showing the location of the Alaskan city Eek.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Boooooo
Spelling Bee says TAUNTAUN is not a word.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Chicago, 2023
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Me every morning reading the news headlines.
Nineteenth century police officer says " It's gonna be a long fuckin' day."
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
A mini high school essay: tell me, and then tell me what you just told me.
Screengrab showing a character announcing "Today they bury Benjamin Guinness..."...and immediately we see on-screen "The Day of Sir Benjamin Lee Guinness' funeral"
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Yes, they should look something like this:
Common milkweed plant with flower clusters that look like pink pom-poms.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
In observance of International Cat Day, here's a photo of my cat lounging on his cat bed, which I relocate throughout the day to ensure that it stays in the sun.
An orange cat on a white fleece cat bed in a sunbeam begrudgingly looks at the camera for yet another photo.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Pritzker Khan with laser beam eyes on horseback brandishes his saber.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
It's bullshit that Spelling Bee will use PHILHELLENE but not CAVITATING.
Screenshot of Spelling Bee saying that cavitating is not in word list.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
With alt text
A small house with a dormered upper story is shaded by a tree. A hand-lettered sign in its front lawn reads FOR SALE BY OWNER 773-718-7671 Ask For Gary
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
#Caturday #ProofofCat
An orange cat snoozes with one leg extended in a sunlit basket of a cat tree.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
If they accept AMMO then they should also accept GYNO.
Screenshot of Spelling Bee saying that GYNO is not in their word list.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Spelling Bee needs to respect the best pasta shape.
Spelling Bee says cavatappi is not in word list.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I'm trying to reduce my drama intake, but thanks.
Online ordering menu describes tortas as containing drama, beans, guac, pickled red onions, lettuce
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I should probably put my suitcase away, but, you know.... #Caturday
An orange tabby has claimed a small black suitcase on the floor as a cat bed.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
St. Mary Hospital, Chicago #brutalism
A rainbow is visible behind a brutalist tower.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I like it. It's David Hockney with good tailoring.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Sold back onto the street by one of the cops in that room, they mean.
Chicao Sun-Times headline/subhead reads: Gun stolen from a room full of Chicago cops ended up being used in a series of shootings. That's what records obtained by the Illinois Answers Project and the Sun-Times found. The Glock handgun should have been destroyed after it was turned in to police at a buyback at St. Sabina Church.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
🎉
Crain's Breaking News headlines: "Dick Durbin makes it official: He won't seek re-election"
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
New reason to feel shitty about the Blackhawks' glory days just dropped.
Push notification from The Athletic reads: "Artemi Panarin and MSG Sports reached settlements with a Rangers employee after a sexual assault allegation"
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Trump take moon
Headline reads "Micromoon 2025: when and where to see the smallest full moon of the year"
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Republicans: Gender is immutable. Also Republicans: Lady Cooties are airborne and turning men into women.
JESSE WATERS (CO-HOST): When you sit behind a screen all day, it makes you a woman. Studies have shown this. And if you're out working, like building robots like Harold, you are around other guys. You're not around HR ladies and lawyers that gives [sic] you estrogen.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Is this the first time all of the words start with one letter?
Screenshot confirming Queen Bee status achieved in NYT Spelling Bee for April 3, 2025
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Really, Spelling Bee, after all that we've been through together?
A screenshot of NYT's Spelling Bee saying that ZOONOTIC is "not in word list"
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Monsieur is having a spa day while I work.
A large orange tabby relaxes on a heating pad.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
So far, so good.
Wordle March 10 solved in two guesses. Queen Bee March 10
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Civil disobedience
A large orange tabby cat lies inside a suitcase in the process of being packed.
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Republicans: "We have to put white supremacists in charge of the US Treasury in order to keep them off welfare. Also, DEI is bad."
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
*stares in Martin Luther*
Sun-Times headline reads "Art Institute's elaborately displayed tooth, thought to belong to John the Baptist, turns out not to be"
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
First Queen Bee of 2025!
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BB Chicken @dpuv.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Sirs, have you never met a dog?
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