Reposted by david proenzaGabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wrote a thing for my bros. gabinoiglesias.substack.com/p/hey-bro-yo...gabinoiglesias.substack.comHey, bro, you should cry moreFellow men! Let me talk to you real quick about some alpha stuff… 85819
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i can't stop thinking about this movie... it might be the most ambitious piece of art in decades. just insane on levels i can't describe. i love it. 000
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i am not ready for this... #aewdynamite #hesourbastard #rippac 100
Reposted by david proenzaULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Happy National Coffee Day 9365115
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026at target with my daughter for a pokémon event… this is just sad and pathetic and infuriating. 90% of the people in line are so clearly scalpers. all the families with young kids are towards the back because they didn’t get here at 5a. fucking vultures. 100
Reposted by david proenzaDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday. 16721226
Reposted by david proenzaBloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 14/09/2026Watch the Japanese trailer for director Takashi Miike's BAD LIEUTENANT: TOKYO. Premieres tonight at the Toronto International Film Festival. A disgraced Tokyo detective spirals into a world of corruption, addiction, and violence as he becomes entangled in a twisted investigation. 635777
Reposted by david proenzaBloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 15/09/2026OFFICIAL TRAILER - The sequel to 2006's horror-comedy Black Sheep, BLACK SHEEPS is coming soon. A young scientist is convinced that a dangerous new pathogen threatens the population and tracks it back to her hometown. In New Zealand cinemas November 12. 115341
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026am i missing something… what could possibly be the reason dems don’t go full “fuck you!” scorched earth against their republican counterparts? it’s fucking infuriating. 101
Reposted by david proenzaOn This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026No, The Mirage did not take bets on “Who Shot Mr. Burns.” (Vegas casinos typically do not do this on fictional TV shows that have writers.) This is a screenshot from the scripted “Springfield's Most Wanted” TV special that aired before the episode in 1995. 714745
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 17/09/2026what scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you’ve seen it?static.klipy.comThe Shawshank Redemption: Brooks' Final ActALT: The Shawshank Redemption: Brooks' Final Act 000
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 14/09/2026one plus about being forced to get a new phone: three “free” months of apple tv. at least i’ll be able to finally catch up on all those acclaimed shows from the last 3-5 years… 100
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026counterpoint: it was an amazing summer and we're all winners for it. 000
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026please... stop with the videos and just give us articles. 000
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comPhilip J Fry: Not That ShockedALT: Philip J Fry: Not That Shocked 000
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 10/09/2026looks like i upgraded my iphone 12 (against my will, mind you—the base stopped charging) just in time. 100
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 04/09/2026the way i’d do a “dungeons & dragons” tv series is to have a new campaign every year, with new characters, classes, etc… 15-18 episodes self-contained storyline 5-6 “players,” including the dm each playing their character—or having other actors playing them (ala the “jumanji” movies) dice roles! 100
Reposted by david proenzaJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP. 81214476324
Reposted by david proenzaThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026Man Watches In Silence As Wife Reveals All The Things She Brought Home From Store That Aren’t Cheez-Its theonion.com/man-watches-in-silence… 271727157
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 01/09/2026my local @regalmovies.bsky.social theater is finally participating in the “month of masterpieces!” 100
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 28/08/2026remember kids: if you see someone vandalizing or destroying a flock camera, no you didn’t. #gijoe 000
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 27/08/2026my knowledge of the green lanterns is surface level at best (if that), but i’m loving the new show, so… 000
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“and dr. dre said—“ “nothing, you idiots. dr. dre’s dead (to me) ha-ha” 010
Reposted by david proenzaSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024454752
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 15/08/2026update on latest script:static.klipy.comOffice Worker's Give Up TantrumALT: Office Worker's Give Up Tantrum 000
Reposted by david proenzadavid proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“as far back as i can remember, i wanted to be a gangster.” 152
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 12/08/2026“as far back as i can remember, i wanted to be a gangster.” 152
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 10/08/2026cleanup at bernie’s: the hired help that cleans and sanitizes bernie lomax’s beachside mansion every week after the previous weekend’s debauchery. 011
david proenza @dproii.bsky.social · 02/08/2026holy shit... the disney plus/hulu app might have the worst fucking interface of any of the streaming services. and that's fucking saying something. 000
