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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

The Workers' Party of Korea sternly warns the #DPRK people to NEVER read this article describing how Respected Supreme Leader #KimJong-Un had a mother who was a mistress of the Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il, and from a lower social class, lest his "divine" lineage be tarnished. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Why North Korean leader Kim Jong Un never talks about his mother, Ko Yong Hui

Very few North Koreans know about her, as her origin could threaten the regime’s legitimacy.

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Chinese leader #XiJinping arrived for an official visit. Marshal Kim Jong-Un warmly greeted his arrival by saying "We are happy for Daddy to come & tell us all how special we are!" Xi presented the #DPRK with flowers & a card that read "My, aren't you a big, strong boy!" www.bbc.com/news/live/cd...

China's Xi Jinping lands in North Korea to meet Kim Jong Un in rare visit - follow live

The Chinese leader is making his first official visit since 2019, as Beijing attempts to reassert sway over Pyongyang.

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Kim Jong-Un, Commander-in-Chief, observed sea trials of the newest #DPRK destroyer, noting that the vessel finished its mission upright, unlike last year. His esteemed Daughter Kim Ju-Ae expressed her approval, adding "Hey, Sailor, new in town? Must get lonely at sea." www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

ctvnews.ca

North Korean leader Kim showcases new warship ahead of visit by China's Xi

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un observed sea trials of a new warship repaired after a failed launch last year and vowed to accelerate efforts to build a nuclear-armed navy, state media said Saturday, ...

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Several high-ranking #DPRK officials were recently harshly disciplined for heinous crimes during field guidance events of the Supreme Leader, including: -Failing to visibly hold up a notebook -Not saying "Kim Bless You" after a sneeze -Eating the Leader's last donut -Lack of proper oversized hat

His every utterance is like a tonic of wisdom!

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Tears of joy flowed from the women of the #DPRK champion football team, who were greeted by the Respected Supreme Leader upon their victory. They were informed their families would now be released from the loving "protective custody" of the Ministry of State Security. www.scmp.com/week-asia/li...

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Tears in North Korea as Kim meets footballers after historic title win

Naegohyang Women’s FC became the first North Korean side to win Asia’s top club title last month.

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

When hiking on Mt. Kumgang, Respected Marshal #KimJong-Un encountered a grizzly bear, who immediately on instinct made submissive poses towards the Supreme Leader, showing that not even the fiercest creatures dare act but humbly in his imposing presence. Surely, a Leader for all nations to envy!

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The U.S. Imperialists are preparing the terms of their surrender to #Iran. The people of the #DPRK, inspired by the military genius of our Supreme Leader, look forward to also accepting their surrender to him in the near future, in the face of our overwhelming power. www.euronews.com/2026/05/23/t...

euronews.com

Trump says agreement to end Iran war 'largely negotiated'

The US president announced on his Truth Social platform on Saturday that a deal with Tehran to end the Iran war was "largely negotiated" subject to approval, ending speculation over the possible resu...

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Today, Respected #DPRK Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un successfully completed Wordle in a single guess for the 1,799th consecutive time. Wordle 1,799 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Respected Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un took first place at the recent retro-themed Kid 'N' Play lookalike contest, showing once again that the #DPRK remains at the vanguard of Pop Culture and the envy of all others.

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Respected General Secretary and 13-time Dad-of-the-Year (2014-2026) Kim Jong-Un recently participated in the Pyongyang mixed doubles Fashion Competition with beloved child Kim Ju-Ae. Father and Daughter won 1st prize for their outfits inspired by the very latest in Bad Guy Stereotype haute couture.

"Does your jacket squeak when you raise your arms, too?"

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Our glorious #DPRK heroes, choosing to die rather than embarrass the Respected Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un by surrendering, will surely further our Russian allies' noble goal of helping the people of #Ukraine escape the misery of foolish things like Freedom and Democracy! www.bbc.com/news/article...

North Korea: Kim Jong Un praises troops who 'self-blasted' to avoid capture

It confirms suspicions that North Korean soldiers are being told to detonate their grenades to kill themselves.

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Foolish Americans. It is common knowledge and irrefutable that the gift of Global Warming is caused by the complete warmth and love that the People of the #DPRK have towards the Respected Supreme Leader Marshal Kim Jong-Un.

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Did your neighbour get an unapproved haircut? Do your coworkers listen to K-Pop? Do your siblings complain about food shortages? Does your preschool child fail to sing patriotic songs with gusto? GOOD NEWS! Such heinous crimes against the State can be reported to our expert (re)educators HERE by DM!

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

The Supreme People's Assembly today conferred the title of Head of State on General Secretary Kim Jong-Un in a Constitutional update, showing the Korean people's deep love for the Leader. "He may be a despot, but he's just so darned adorable!" said a #DPRK spokesman. www.nbcnews.com/world/north-...

nbcnews.com

North Korea revises constitution to drop references to unification of Korean Peninsula

It’s the first time North Korea has added a territorial clause to its constitution, one expert said.

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the WPK, strongly condemned the #NHL for failing to give the #DPRK the first round draft pick, and instead handing it in a truly corrupt manner to the team most likely to waste it. "The Korean People will never pardon this insult" he said, adding, "Nobody likes you, Gary."

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Respected Kim Jong-Un today presented gifts to Pyongyang traffic maidens, showing the fatherly gratitude of the #DPRK for their efforts, often directing as many as 10 vehicles in a single rush hour, in addition to their "voluntary" comfort duties for the Leader. The women were overcome with thanks.

A happy Traffic Maiden, grateful for the recognition of the Respected Marshal (and a negative pregnancy test!)

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Reminder: It is #SpringCleaning week in the #DPRK. Neighbourhood collection centers have been established for recyclables. Please be sure to separate propaganda leaflets into coloured paper and plain, and remember this year's Victory slogan: "Grass clippings belong in your soup, not your landfill!"

Eager "volunteers" cheerfully stop their daily tasks to help keep our Juche Republic beautiful, while a kindly soldier totally doesn't force them to do this.

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

The #DPRK Foreign Ministry today lambasted the false & defamatory ranking of our passports as among the "weakest", stating that the merest glance at the image of our great Leader on the pages melts the hearts of every border officer & assures a warm welcome! www.visualcapitalist.com/ranked-most-...

visualcapitalist.com

Ranked: The World’s Most Powerful Passports in 2026

For most European citizens, the world is their oyster. But for citizens of some African and Asian countries, there's no escaping the visa.

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Respected Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un today noted the imperialist Aggressors' total lack of military success in Iran, saying, "Wait...THESE are the people we've been worried so much about?" The #DPRK will now downgrade America's threat status to "mostly harmless". www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/o...

nytimes.com

Opinion | The U.S. Military Was Losing Its Edge. After Iran, Everyone Knows It.

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Andrew L. Seidel @andrewlseidel.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

America is not a Christian nation.

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea and Supreme Leader of the #DPRK today issued the following statement: "Release the #EpsteinFiles." The Leader eagerly awaits the information contained therein, but totally not for tips on acquiring young girls. Pinky swear!

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Today, Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in a single guess for the 1,542nd consecutive time. Wordle 1,542 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

The #DPRK finds it interesting that America claims Iran is a nuclear threat and attacks it, meanwhile America KNOWS about our mighty super-duper nuclear arsenal but doesn't dare attack us! Either America was looking for an excuse to target Iran or our handsome, powerful leader is too much for them!

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Today, respcted Marshal Kim Jong-Un, Secretary General of the Workers' Party of Korea, completed Wordle on 1 guess for the 1446th consecutive day. Wordle 1,446 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Today, Respected General Secretary and Supreme Leader of the #DPRK Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1433rd consecutive time. Wordle 1,433 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Respected Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the #DPRK Armed Forces, vowed to sternly punish the nitwits who failed to launch our newest mighty warship properly. The ship was even clearly marked with all appropriate "This Side Up" and "Do Not Drop" labels. www.cnn.com/2025/05/22/a...

cnn.com

Kim Jong Un’s fury after watching North Korea’s new navy destroyer crippled in botched launch | CNN

North Korea’s newest warship was severely damaged during a launch ceremony Wednesday, with leader Kim Jong Un, who witnessed the accident, saying it brought shame to the nation’s prestige and vowing t...

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Kim Yo-Jong, beloved sister of the respected Marshal Kim Jong-Un, chided the hostile forces on their silly "daydreams" of #DPRK denuclearization in a recent interview. "If the Imperialists wish to daydream, they can check out my OnlyFans page for NSFW fun!" she said. abcnews.go.com/Internationa...

abcnews.go.com

North Korean leader's sister denounces denuclearization calls

The powerful sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un on Wednesday mocked Washington and its Asian allies for what she called their “daydream” of denuclearizing the North, insisting that the country ...

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Uh-oh. We might be in trouble. The #DPRK is all about the LOLs. There's no humor like totalitarian humour. "Knock-knock" "Who's there?" "The secret police. We know you're listening to K-Pop." www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

wired.com

Bluesky Can’t Take a Joke

Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Kim Jong-Un, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the #DPRK, personally tested the newest weapon of our invincible military, guaranteed to assure victory against all enemies! The respected Chairman hit 20 bull's-eyes with only 10 shots, proving his genius! www.france24.com/en/live-news...

france24.com

North Korea's Kim tests new sniper rifle on visit to special forces

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un personally test-fired a newly developed sniper rifle during a visit to the country’s special forces, state media said Saturday, whose training he said would boost the…

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Our Peerless Leader Kim Jong-Un gave Field Guidance to our superior #DPRK scientists developing "unmanned" drones for kamikaze raids. He cleverly noted that you can still call it "unmanned" if you only put a child at the controls. www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/3/...

aljazeera.com

North Korea’s Kim Jong Un oversees tests of new AI-equipped suicide drones

North Korea’s leader oversaw tests of his country’s latest military innovations which use artificial intelligence.

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Respected General Secretary Kim Jong-Un is always at the forefront of the intelligence activities of the #DPRK, with his masterful leadership. But holy hell, we didn't expect the evil enemy to make it THIS easy!

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Rest assured the evil Imperialists will get a much better look at this technical marvel of the #DPRK, when our mighty forces come forth to crush our enemies in the final march to Juche victory!

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

These unpardonable insults must meet with a horrible retribution. Respected Kim Yo-Jong will surely add you to her list of hatemongers now banned from her OnlyFans account, and the people of the #DPRK will forever curse your sophistries!

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

The brave and loyal citizens of the #DPRK will never let this insult go unpunished! Besides, none of our people would ever want to leave our country and be for even a moment away from the loving care of our peerless Marshal Kim Jong-Un.

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Due to overwhelming demand by right-thinking persons from around the world, the #DPRK has been forced to limit tourism so that we have enough time to show all of our guests the shiny, happy, well-fed people who lve a life of nothing to envy! Nothing to hide here! www.bbc.com/news/article...

North Korea halts tourism just weeks after reopening

Tourists were finally allowed into North Korea last month, but the excitement has been short-lived.

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Today, Respected General Secretary and Supreme leader of the #DPRK Kim Jong-Un completed Wordle in 1 guess for the 1352nd consecutive time. Wordle 1,352 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Note that Kim Jong-Un's official titles are: General Secretary of the WPK, Chairman of the Central Military Commission of the WPK, President of the State Affairs of the DPRK and Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the DPRK They are NOT: El Presidumpty The Dictater-tot The Dear Eater Kimzempic

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Us, too! Respected Supreme Commander Kim Jong-Un is pleased to offer you the finest accommodations and will surely help keep you and your nuclear weapons safe! Our safehouse address: 123 Revolution Street, Pyongyang. (The EYKAY is under the ATMAY. Shh.)

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Distinguished super-important personages from all over the World have sent congratulations & gifts to Respected #DPRK General Secretary Comrade Kim Jong-Un on the occasion of the Day Of The Shining Star. Local Party committees have also fondly marked the birthday of the late Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il.

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a man stands in front of a large screen with a picture of a woman on it ..

Alt: Kim Jong-il from team America

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

In view of the firing of most of America's nuclear weapons safety personnel, Respected Kim Jong-Un, Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces of the #DPRK today offered to take over safekeeping of the evil Imperialists' nuclear arsenal. "We promise to look after them as if they were our own," he said.

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Wordle 1,338 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Respected Comrade Kim Jong-Un today solved Wordle in one guess for the 1,338th consecutive time.

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Dear Puppet Scum Leaders of South Korea; ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Happy February 14th! Please be our Valentine!* ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Love, The Workers' Party of Korea (Respected Kim Jong-Un, Chairman) *Don't worry, the #DPRK is still going to bring about your final destruction. That's still totally a go.

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

The Chairman of the Air Transport Directorate of the #DPRK sent a commiserating message to 2nd-place #Westjet, noting that Air Koryo was always destined to be the best thanks to respected Kim Jong-Un's guidance & our modern(ish) Russian planes - now with SEATBELTS! www.narcity.com/canadian-air...

narcity.com

A Canadian airline was just ranked #2 in the world — But it wasn't Air Canada

A Canadian airline just landed the number two spot on a global ranking of the best hybrid airlines for 2025 — but, perhaps surprisingly, it wasn't Air Canada. While Canada's largest airline did make t...

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

The #DPRK Ministry of Sporty Stuff today flailed the #NHL puppets for holding so-called "international tournament" without the participation of the North Korean team, widely known as the World's best. With respected Coach Kim Jong-Un behind the bench, our invincible athletes couldn't possibly lose.

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Nowadays, everybody wanna talk like they know something about him, But nothing comes out when they move their lips, Just a bunch of gibberish, And #DPRK enemies act like they forgot about Kim.

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

The Central Military Commission of the #DPRK has issued a protest to the #NFL after the respected Chairman Kim Jong-Un was snubbed in the #Superbowl VIP invitation list. Such brazen insults can never go unanswered and the people of the DPRK will surely exact a fearsome revenge for this slight.

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🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

#DPRK Celebrates almost 24 Hours of Uninterrupted Electrical Supply to Pyongyang. The WPK hailed the recent achievement of 23½ hours without a power outage in Pyongyang, noting that the warm love of Workers for the Supreme Commander makes all things possible, and will last forev... **disconnected**

🇰🇵The Glorious DPRK🇰🇵 @dprk-officialish.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

#DPRK scientists flailed the ridiculous unscientific prognosticators for their foolhardy attempts to predict the end of winter. Every schoolboy knows Respected Kim Jong-Un ushers in spring at will with his warm, loving smile. Even the seasons bow to his peerless greatness. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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Wiarton Willie predicts early spring, but Fred, Sam and Lucy the Lobster disagree on Groundhog Day | CBC News

Wiarton Willie has predicted an early spring. But Willie's prediction goes against his fellow weather-prognosticating animals like Shubenacadie Sam, Fred la marmotte, Punxsutawney Phil and Lucy the Lo...