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Daniel Pipski

@dpipski.bsky.social
506 followers 178 following 757 posts

movie writer ( #TicketToParadise ), tv producer ( #ThePenguin #BatmanCapedCrusader, #ATeacher ), husband dad he/him sober #GoBlue - interested in community, jokes and positive takes

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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I met Taylor Swift one time and she was so funny and cool and fwiw, I’ve been married for 23 years, and I’m just saying if I was invited to her wedding without a plus one, I’d 1000% go. I bet it will be fun. (Sorry babe. I’ll bring you a piece of cake)
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
In CA this is just filling up the tank
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
At great risk to my career, I’ll be diving headlong into this one: pumpkin orb spiders are cool as hell and, by wrapping up this fly to eat later, are doing their part to eliminate food waste.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i know all anyone can talk about is dragonflies these days, and the last thing we need is another hot take from a non-expert, but dang, look how red his butt is.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I want to live in this picture forever.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
No cheating post your lock screen
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Got nominated for an Emmy. First time, and our show got nominated for 24. Pretty frickin’ cool. 😎 🐧
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
What an unlikable fuck.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
We got this enormous box and my kids are too old to care 😭
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I bet the person who came up with Mattress Firm is a little too pleased with themself.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
What an incredible poster for an incredible film.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Representative of how much of the book she actually wrote. Every single thing in her life has been and continues to be a cash grab.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
He’s so handsome
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I just want to say thanks to the entire editorial team at #TheHill for bodying this fool in every way imaginable. If I were the next president, I’d have ChatGPT make this into an oil painting, hang it in a public White House bathroom and then amend the constitution so it couldn’t be removed
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
this is the kind of logic that leads someone to buy a cyber truck in the first place. maybe just sell it? also, "over $400"? you spent over $100k for a piece of shit car made by a nazi...
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Data dump
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Fill in the name of the streaming service and this is the new version of updating adobe acrobat but that shit was free at least.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Me too! Love that movie.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Jesus Christ, live a little, NY Times Games.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The miracle was that there was actually still ice cream in it. #teenagers
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
he chose him by his white face?
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I googled it and found out that this man coined the term. Look how small his right hand is. Remarkable. And the left seems to have been lost in what I can only assume was a mustache-related accident.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Made some changes to my profile at the other place.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This is what I’m working with.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
This little genius figured out how to effectively use this decorative pillow.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Free sweatshirt. Fits weird, worn twice, does not inspire.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Not sure how many crows you need to officially have a murder but this many seems about right.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
my son caught this beast at Castaic Lake yesterday. biggest trout either of us have ever caught!!
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Big moment I didn’t even know I was waiting for. AMA
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Who is the absolute legend who thought Michigan should be ranked? #goblue
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
dude says he's going for longevity but now he's just doing plastic surgery. i fear he's our generation's Jocelyn Wildenstein and I hope he gets some help.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Fish warned us Tyson fight wasn’t going to go our way.
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Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is so dumb. Uh, one excuse is that you’re fighting someone 30 years older than you? Jake Paul even if you win, you lose bruh. Fight a professional fighter your own age.
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