Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I met Taylor Swift one time and she was so funny and cool and fwiw, I’ve been married for 23 years, and I’m just saying if I was invited to her wedding without a plus one, I’d 1000% go. I bet it will be fun. (Sorry babe. I’ll bring you a piece of cake) 040
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 22/09/2025At great risk to my career, I’ll be diving headlong into this one: pumpkin orb spiders are cool as hell and, by wrapping up this fly to eat later, are doing their part to eliminate food waste. 120
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 12/09/2025i know all anyone can talk about is dragonflies these days, and the last thing we need is another hot take from a non-expert, but dang, look how red his butt is. 130
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Got nominated for an Emmy. First time, and our show got nominated for 24. Pretty frickin’ cool. 😎 🐧 260
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 14/06/2025We got this enormous box and my kids are too old to care 😭 170
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I bet the person who came up with Mattress Firm is a little too pleased with themself. 110
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Representative of how much of the book she actually wrote. Every single thing in her life has been and continues to be a cash grab. 010
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I just want to say thanks to the entire editorial team at #TheHill for bodying this fool in every way imaginable. If I were the next president, I’d have ChatGPT make this into an oil painting, hang it in a public White House bathroom and then amend the constitution so it couldn’t be removed 040
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 13/04/2025this is the kind of logic that leads someone to buy a cyber truck in the first place. maybe just sell it? also, "over $400"? you spent over $100k for a piece of shit car made by a nazi... 010
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Fill in the name of the streaming service and this is the new version of updating adobe acrobat but that shit was free at least. 000
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 13/03/2025The miracle was that there was actually still ice cream in it. #teenagers 020
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I googled it and found out that this man coined the term. Look how small his right hand is. Remarkable. And the left seems to have been lost in what I can only assume was a mustache-related accident. 100
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Made some changes to my profile at the other place. 030
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 02/01/2025This little genius figured out how to effectively use this decorative pillow. 030
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Free sweatshirt. Fits weird, worn twice, does not inspire. 000
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Not sure how many crows you need to officially have a murder but this many seems about right. 130
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 08/12/2024my son caught this beast at Castaic Lake yesterday. biggest trout either of us have ever caught!! 020
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Big moment I didn’t even know I was waiting for. AMA 260
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Who is the absolute legend who thought Michigan should be ranked? #goblue 010
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 21/11/2024dude says he's going for longevity but now he's just doing plastic surgery. i fear he's our generation's Jocelyn Wildenstein and I hope he gets some help. 010
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Fish warned us Tyson fight wasn’t going to go our way. 000
Daniel Pipski @dpipski.bsky.social · 16/11/2024This is so dumb. Uh, one excuse is that you’re fighting someone 30 years older than you? Jake Paul even if you win, you lose bruh. Fight a professional fighter your own age. 000