👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Spent $400 on a skin care thing for JPs bday. He better use this thing 😩 1180
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Passed my second licensing exam (one to go), had a killer leg day, now gonna spend the rainy day playing video games and go celebrate with some friends tonight ♥️ 936911
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Unfortunately will have to spend the next few months dodging conversations to avoid having to tell people Lorde doesn’t really do anything for me 0340
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 22/04/2025If I can hear you chewing over my noise cancelling headphones then perhaps you should be hunted for sport 5480
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Baby it doesn’t matter if you have 7 plates on either side - if those legs are bending less than a plane wing in mild turbulence, you’re not gonna do shit for those muscles 0190
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Boss told me I look like a tech ceo today and if he means Elon I’m gonna kms 3190
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Trader Joe’s online ordering would heal roughly 15% of my overall anxiety in life 2220
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Hi short king with the dumpy at the gym! how are you short king with the dumpy at the gym? 1490
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 26/03/2025It is FAR too early and I am FAR too busy today for me to be this worked up 😵💫😵💫😵💫 2310
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Invest in your mattress and bedding. Money spent you will never regret. 2450
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 11/03/2025How did I wake up 40min early and end up having the best chest day I’ve had in weeks? 2230
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Excited to announce that the next time I hear about the “viral Dubai chocolate” I’ll be rocketing myself directly into the surface of the sun 0290
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 05/03/2025If your feet are in the pic I’m zooming in I don’t know what to tell you 4554
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Two aggro white guys talking about crypto at the gym? Now I’ve seen everything! 2351
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I thought the Rimowa and Loro Piana ads were funny but IG trying to sell me $8k Francis Bacon prints is crazyyyyy. How well off does IG think I am lmao 150
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Not to be all gainer core but I do tend to prefer the way my body looks after a big meal 3820
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I think I’m just going to need to make peace with the fact that if I want a good sleeper sofa for the guest room it’s gonna be expensive 😔 1290
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 21/02/2025PM just called to say she knows I had a rough week + not to take clients’ bad decisions personally. So simple but it meant so much to feel seen. All this to say if you’re in a position of leadership, it makes all the difference to your team to show you care. 4370
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Mon: Finnish salmon soup w/ fresh homegrown dill Tues: cacio e pepe ravioli w/ asparagus and Italian sausage Wed: bad mood Thurs: steak tips w/ gravy, caprese salad w/ homegrown basil Fri: homemade Alfredo pizza w/ grilled chicken and broccolini 👨🏻🍳👨🏻🍳👨🏻🍳 2270
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I’ll use better than bullion as a dipping sauce at this point idc idc 3240
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 19/02/2025The best part about being in a creative field is putting so much of yourself into your work. The worst part about being in a creative field is putting so much of yourself into your work. 1371
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Bigfoot researchers are so funny like oh you’re looking for a mysterious hairy giant with legendary feet? Get in line! 2711
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Had incredible feedback at work, got a new tattoo, and now just got good news for the first time in 3 years about my health. Extremely grateful for this day. Now a beer while I wait for the train for a weekend away with JP ♥️ 41000
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Did the most romantic thing possible this Valentine’s Day: bought us a high end mattress 😌 3651
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Every interaction I’ve ever had with Siri has been against my will 1724
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I need to start saying dumber shit. I’m 33 and still haven’t had the opportunity to tell someone they took the obviously shitty thing I said “out of context” 0340
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Kinda living for this live photo my teammate got of me presenting 51361
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Posted to IG yesterday but just feeling grateful today too 102354
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Make it make sense: an uber I reserved 24 hours in advance can cancel on me 4 minutes away, without penalty, ensuring I’m late for the reserved time - but if I want to cancel it to find a closer driver than they’ve switched to, I get charged a fee? 3260
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Who knew Obamas tight five would ultimately lead to more dangerous consequence than the killing of archduke Franz Ferdinand 1120
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I don’t speak Portuguese but I have a solid handle on “I want to stay in the close friends list” 1430
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Stoplight party so I guess I’ll wear the only yellow I have 1190627
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Do you think instead of things like “let’s go grab drinks” - groups of white girls say things like “let’s go stand as a group in the center of busy city sidewalks” for fun? 3370
👹 @dphdphdph7.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Only you can keep Bluesky a safe place to browse in public. Tag those posts with adult content, friends! 2495
