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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds a little bit like not having enough life rafts on the Titanic.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
College GOP student looking at a sign showing four classes: biology (vertebrate and invertebrate) and poli-sci (vertebrate and invertebrate). The invertebrate poli-sci class is full.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Love! Although Ainsley Hayes is still my favorite short-time character.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Is this the sunflower equivalent of a 4-leaf clover? #BloomScrolling
Sunflower seedling with sets of 3 leaves
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Mexican sunflower #BloomScrolling
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
College GOP student looking at a sign showing four classes: biology (vertebrate and invertebrate) and poli-sci (vertebrate and invertebrate). The invertebrate poli-sci class is full.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Poppy. #BloomScrolling
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Cartoon of Trump throwing a dart at a dartboard called invade-o-rama. The spokes say: imminent threat, passes of the moon, Marco-terrorism, nuclear weapons, tea leaves, regime change, Epstein cover-up, human rights, national security, my own morality. It lists countries that Trump has threatened, including Iran, Venezuela, and Cuba.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Butterfly weed #BloomScrolling
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Stokes Aster #BloomScrolling
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Well, Trump does love to say, “at levels never seen before”
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
#BloomScrolling
Coral-colored roses
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#BloomScrolling
Red rose
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#BloomScrolling
Yellow rose
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Climbing rose #BloomScrolling
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
#BloomScrolling
Brilliant red-orange gazania flower
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
#BloomScrolling
Astrantia blooms
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just checked this morning, and it is showing at $0 for the Kindle version. One note: it’s free on the platform for 5 days, but once you get it, it’s yours forever.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
 College GOP student looking at a sign showing four classes: biology (vertebrate and invertebrate) and poli-sci (vertebrate and invertebrate). The invertebrate poli-sci class is full.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I've made this book free from June 3 to June 7 on Kindle to help out! Good for ages 3 to 6. If I Were a Cow www.amazon.com/If-Were-Cow-...
amazon.com
If I Were a Cow
What do you get when you cross the farmyard fun of Click Clack Moo with the important life lessons of Elmer? The answer is this delightful children's picture book with whimsical characters that will c...
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Cartoon of Trump throwing a dart at a dartboard called invade-o-rama. The spokes say: imminent threat, passes of the moon, Marco-terrorism, nuclear weapons, tea leaves, regime change, Epstein cover-up, human rights, national security, my own morality. It lists countries that Trump has threatened, including Iran, Venezuela, and Cuba.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Cartoon of Trump throwing a dart at a dartboard called invade-o-rama. The spokes say: imminent threat, passes of the moon, Marco-terrorism, nuclear weapons, tea leaves, regime change, Epstein cover-up, human rights, national security, my own morality. It lists countries that Trump has threatened, including Iran, Venezuela, and Cuba
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Cartoon of a departures board at Trump airport, showing flights to Epstein Island and Zorro Ranch
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Cartoon of Trump throwing a dart at a dartboard called invade-o-rama. The spokes say: imminent threat, passes of the moon, Marco-terrorism, nuclear weapons, tea leaves, regime change, Epstein cover-up, human rights, national security, my own morality. It lists countries that Trump has threatened, including Iran and Venezuelan.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Parody of the X Files TV Show: The Epstein Files: The truth is still in there.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Parody of the X Files TV Show: The Epstein Files: The truth is still in there.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Parody of the X Files TV Show: The Epstein File: The truth is still in there.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Parody of the X Files TV Show: The Epstein File: The truth is still in there.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Parody of the X Files TV Show: The Epstein File: The truth is still in there.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Parody of the X Files TV Show: The Epstein File: The truth is still in there.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Parody of the X Files TV Show: The Epstein File: The truth is still in there.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Parody of the X Files TV Show: The Epstein File: The truth is still in there.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Parody of the X Files TV Show: The Epstein File: The truth is still in there.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So it IS a war, then. Got it.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Cartoon of a departures board at Trump airport, showing flights to Epstein Island and Zorro Ranch
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Cartoon of Trump throwing a dart at a dartboard called invade-o-rama. The spokes say: imminent threat, passes of the moon, Marco-terrorism, nuclear weapons, tea leaves, regime change, Epstein cover-up, human rights, national security, my own morality. It lists countries that Trump has threatened, including Iran and Venezuelan.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Cartoon of a departures board at Trump airport, showing flights to Epstein Island and Zorro Ranch
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The ice cream headache one is my favorite!
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Reminds me of the Christopher Walken SNL skit where he plays a “trivial psychic” youtu.be/h-xz0z1gU1M?...
youtu.be
Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic: Limited Usefulness - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Cabinet meeting with an agenda that says “25th amendment.” Everyone’s wearing the same shoes that make their feet hurt. Rubio says: “People say we should take a stand.” Hegseth responds: “I would…if only I could feel my feet.” There is a big stack of shoe boxes in the corner with a tag that says “From POTUS”
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Maybe he can’t tell his left from right.
Cartoon of Trump giving the state of the union address. The Democrats are seated in serious. The Republicans are standing and clapping enthusiastically. Speech bubbles over the Republicans say: I jumped up first I jumped up higher, I clapped louder, I clapped faster.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
youtu.be/CizwH_T7pjg?...
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George Does The Opposite | The Opposite | Seinfeld
YouTube video by Seinfeld
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Sounds like the Seinfeld episode where George gets his dream job at the Yankees because he goes a whole day where he does the exact opposite of what he would normally do.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Cartoon of RFK Junior saying many of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive and a person reading a newspaper that says they’re eating the dogs.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
College GOP student looking at a sign showing four classes: biology (vertebrate and invertebrate) and poli-sci (vertebrate and invertebrate). The invertebrate poli-sci class is full.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cabinet meeting with an agenda that says “25th amendment.” Everyone’s wearing the same shoes that make their feet hurt. Rubio says: “People say we should take a stand.” Hegseth responds: “I would…if only I could feel my feet.” There is a big stack of shoe boxes in the corner with a tag that says “From POTUS”
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
College GOP student looking at a sign showing four classes: biology (vertebrate and invertebrate) and poli-sci (vertebrate and invertebrate). The invertebrate poli-sci class is full.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Cabinet meeting with an agenda that says “25th amendment.” Everyone’s wearing the same shoes that make their feet hurt. Rubio says: “People say we should take a stand.” Hegseth responds: “I would…if only I could feel my feet.” There is a big stack of shoe boxes in the corner with a tag that says “From POTUS”
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
College GOP student looking at a sign showing four classes: biology (vertebrate and invertebrate) and poli-sci (vertebrate and invertebrate). The invertebrate poli-sci class is full.
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DPElk @dpelk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Cabinet meeting with an agenda that says “25th amendment.” Everyone’s wearing the same shoes that make their feet hurt. Rubio says: “People say we should take a stand.” Hegseth responds: “I would…if only I could feel my feet.” There is a big stack of shoe boxes in the corner with a tag that says “From POTUS”
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