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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 14h
UNLIKE the Cybertruck, I've seen F-150 Lightnings in the wild, apparently doing normal truck jobs.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why not take ordinary coffee and add orange zest, toffee, and dried cherry? But it does remind me of the description flavor of the "Drink Me" bottle in "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland," which was "cherry-tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast."
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Our TOTAL CONTROL of the Strait of Hormuz..." ??? hormuzstraitmonitor.com
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"our TOTAL CONTROL of the Strait of Hormuz..." ??? hormuzstraitmonitor.com
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They said they had stopped them from getting a nuclear weapon when they "obliterated" Fordow in the 2025 attacks. It wasn't a casual statement, it was serious and meant literally, and they attacked anybody expressing any doubts:
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He hasn't published anything in any academic journal contained in the JSTOR database.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But it's not open.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yah, Trump hasn't said much about the Reflecting Pool lately. Or renaming New Mexico "New America." Or a 10% cap on credit card interest rates. Or lots of things.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember the world's worst fake hair? Not only did it look unconvincing, but instead of making the change gradually and subtly, he transformed himself overnight from scraggly wisps into something you might call, after Douglas Adams, "a substance almost, but not entirely, unlike hair."
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here's an example of it being used in investing. This poster uses the phrase "the next journey" because he's changing the percentage allocations in his portfolio:
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But is it real?
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And here my friends... the "only tangible relic of National Socialist urban planning," the only surviving structure built by Albert Speer for Hitler. I the eternal monument to the Third Reich, the Schwerbelastungskörper! Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Put a guard on that bust of JFK, lest it mysteriously vanish.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And here it is, friends... the legacy of Albert Speer and Hitler, may I present the colossal, impressive monument to the Third Reich, the Schwerbelastungskörper! Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How can this possibly be? On 6/14/2026, Donald Trump said "I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz.... Ships of the World, start your engines. Let the oil flow! President DONALD J. TRUMP." I guess this must be mistaken:
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But, but, but... Trump opened it back in 6/14/2026: "The Deal ... is now complete. Congratulations to all! I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz... Ships of the World, start your engines. let the oil flow! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Betcha a nickel the 3,000-pound bust of Kennedy goes missing. (Like all of the artworks in the East Wing of the White House).
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Obligatory. Sorry, don't know source, if you do please inform us and I'll credit them in future.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think it's AI slop.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But is it real?
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI slop.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I get it that this is far worse than just having the Strait of Hormuz closed. But for the record--and this is important because the Administration keeps say we have control of the Strait of Hormuz or some such BS--the Strait of Hormuz is closed.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remember "The Deal with ... Iran is now complete... I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, Ships of the World, start your engines. let the oil flow! President DONALD J. TRUMP"--6/14/2026 And meanwhile:
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe not enhanced _by AI,_ but surely heavily photoshopped.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just set the novel in a town named "Thrums." It worked for James M. Barrie.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And the Romans knew it was no longer a republic the moment Julius Cæsar began putting his own picture on the coins.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Learned the wrong lesson from the made-up story about George Washington.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In reality, "checking" took me a good ten or fifteen minutes, and by the time I got to the point of checking the math I was sufficiently fatigued that I might have not bothered--except that I knew the right answer should be in the 90% ballpark and that 99.85% was crazy.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
5% mouse turds. "Answer-shaped." It's harder to catch the errors than in human output. It LOOKS really, really good and it laid out the exact steps perfectly. It looked up the right web pages--I think. And it extracted the right numbers. It got the right inputs.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What caught my eye was the stylized travel-poster "look." Are you sure this image hasn't been edited?
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Speaking of fossil fuel... "The Deal with... Iran is now complete. I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz... Ships of the World, start your engines. Let the oil flow! President DONALD J. TRUMP, 6/14/2026
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mind you, I can easily believe this photo of mine isn't the best, brightest, or most intense waterfall-mist rainbow in the world, but rainbows, formed in whatever way, are usually very delicate and the colors are not bright... and are more like this:
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Likely AI slop.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When the assistant "assists" you by telling you this, is this really assistance? Couldn't you use a calculator to DO three calculations just as easily as you could use a calculator to CHECK three calculations?
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"We are degrading their capacity to develop nuclear weapons." But in 2025, Pete Hegseth said "our bombing campaign obliterated Iran’s ability to create nuclear weapons." "Obliterated" means gone, gone without a trace. You can't degrade something more than "gone."
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What "questions?" These aren't collectible presidential medals, these are "coins" and will be put "into circulation." And I'll bet they discontinue paper $1 bills, to force people to use them.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Did anyone say they hit mines? The news sources I read said they were targeted with missiles. In any case, regardless of whether it is because of mines or something else, the Strait of Hormuz remains closed, traffic remains 5% of normal, and the cost of insurance remains at 56X normal.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I hate them for what they are, and maybe they are wildly inappropriate to be a taxi, but I don't think they're any intrinsically uglier than the 2nd-generation Priuses were when they came out. There weren't many yellow Priuses, but there were some, and to me it they don't way better:
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
worse than the second-generation Priuses, if you remember how they looked at the time. I'm not sure I personally ever saw one in yellow, but they existed. I don't know if the Cybercab is honest-to-gosh low drag coefficient, or if it's all for looks like (Cadillac tailfins or Buick "ventiports.")
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not quite a joke. We bought a house with a Kohler "touchless" toilet. No handle You waved your hand over a specific spot on the tank cover. The proximity sensor and flush motor took four AA batteries that lasted about six weeks. The flush action was unreliable and often left the toilet running.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The executive order reported by the media as ending "DEI" also refers to "DEIA:" diversify, equity, inclusion, _accessibility._
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But, but, but...
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Such a small thing, but:
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Decoration on the Triton Car Wash, Walpole, MA. Now HERE'S quality sculpture.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's the Stowe Community Church, and I find that you do see wires in real photos. But maybe not from that vantage point and distance. To be fair I think they have been photoshopped out of many otherwise-real photos.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey, "law and order" crowd:
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"The Deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete. ...I authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and, authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade. Ships of the World, start your engines. Let the oil flow!" Trump, 6/14/2026.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If we are "winning," then the Strait of Hormuz is open.
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hommage to the LightCycle in "Tron," I think. (Is Elon old enough for that? Checking: born 1971, "Tron" released 1982, fits perfectly).
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dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know it doesn't matter. But it should. These are not Presidential commemorative medals, they are circulating coins. (And it's a trivial detail, but where's Trump's name "inscribed below the portrait?")
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