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Doyce

@doyce.bsky.social
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Schrödinger's Canadian. I like #ttrpgs, running, my kids, my spouse, my dog, and ~3 other people. My safe word is Alderaan. linktr.ee/doycet

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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Somebody turned the render distance way down on this server.
Very foggy morning.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
First day of school Pic 🍎
Just a picture before I head to school. My wife demanded it.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Date yourself with an image of your first ever computer.
PS/2 Model 25 286 all-in-one. (mine never ran windows, though)

I miss that keyboard.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Close-up photo of a printed book page with several opening lines highlighted in yellow. The text reads: “Wasting time” might be one of the strangest accusations we’ve ever invented. Apparently you can waste 2:00 p.m. by sitting under a tree doing nothing. The afternoon was going to pass either way. The Earth was going to rotate either way. But because you didn’t convert those hours into money, errands or improvement, we decided the time itself was wasted. As if simply being alive isn’t enough to justify an afternoon.Close-up photo of another printed book page, with the opening three lines highlighted in yellow. The text reads: Somehow lying in the sun for three hours is “wasting your life,” but spending those same three hours exhausted under fluorescent lights making someone else money is called being productive. Skip lunch. Stay late. Answer emails from the toilet. Be reachable on vacation. Maybe someday they’ll reward your heroic devotion with a mug and an automated email on your work anniversary. We became terrified of wasting our own time while getting weirdly proud of how much of it we can give away.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New players making some big choices in this short #Masks #ttrpg campaign.
And image of the "Fuck them kids." Michael Jordan meme, clumsily edited by one of my players to read: "Fuck them civilians."
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"How are you feeling about the move so far?"
Coffee shop sign with "Canadiano" written in on a strip of masking tape  presumably covering an entry for Americano.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dusted off my college era Space Hulk sets to play Mission 1 with my son. Yes, *THAT* mission 1. IYKYK. Sean met the win conditions with one Terminator still up (3 genestealers about to eat his face, but still...) and the Flamer with enough ammo left to self-destruct gloriously.
Sean met the win conditions with one Terminator still up (3 genestealers about to eat his face) and the Flamer with enough ammo left to self-destruct gloriously.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Exactly what it's like.
Do u have Instagram?
I will add u

No :(

Tumblr boy.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 4 mechs.
Battlemaster. Overheating is good for the soul. The Archer. I didn't see the appeal of missile barrage mechs. Battle tech (2018) showed me the vision. It's full of stars (and LRMs).The Thunderbolt. When you want to kick the everloving shit out of everyone, and fly. The Locust. Armor is fleeting, speed is liiiiiife.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someday a mortician gets to superglue his lips shut.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"What are you doing for the 4th of July weekend?" #canadaday #movingday
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Last night in Colorado - AJR at Red Rocks Amphitheater.
The fam. Red Rocks.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The move is going GREAT
Picture of a garage full of unopened moving boxes. Text meme in the upper left hand corner that says "once you realize you don't need to sleep you can really *stops talking and stares into the middle distance for 4 minutes*"
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Nobody else doing it like me. Mostly because the way im doing it is needlessly difficult.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The mightiest of moving tools.
4mm allen wrench
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Portrait of a move. (Not a still life so much as a still-surviving life.)
Tools, flowers, paperwork, plastic bags, and the sense that every flat surface has been deputized into logistics.Just a colored pencil filter on the previous photograph
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It me
Coffee shop board with Americano replacrd with Canadiano.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Renaissance Festival for Father's Day.
My kids at Renaissance Festival for Father's Day.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Them: how's the move/packing going? How are you holding up? Me:
We are at stage "Crocs with socks in public."

Apologies for the shame I have brought upon my family.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Canada Caravan hooooii
Photo of our fully jam packed uhaul van as well as my dad's pickup pulling one of our cars. This will be the first of three trips to Nanaimo BC this month as our family relocates.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
"It's good to be blessed with work." I've got a month of feeling REAL blessed coming UP. Our first U-Haul truck knows where we're going.
Picture of the back half of a 26 ft U-Haul truck emblazend with the tagline: Venture across Canada.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My youngest daughter's birthday party turned the entryway into a Converse ad.
10 pairs of shoes for 13-year-olds. Eight of the 10 are canvas Converse All Stars in various colors and decorations.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Them: You just need to recharge your social battery. My social battery:
cellphone battery, inflated like a deadly pillow, cracking its cellphone case apart
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Okay what the hell is this fashion trend? Buy the right size pants. The fitting room is free.
Picture of someone who should fucking well know better wearing wide-leg jeans turned back up at LEAST 10cm, and ending the pant leg well above the ankle, making simultaneously too long AND too short. Amazing. A car wreck.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
1. Image is not mine. 2. I know there's a grocer's apostrophe - the alt text for the image notes it with [sic] 3. The incorrect apostrophe makes the whole thing better, imo
Skeletor says: ADD COMMA'S [sic] TO YOUR PASSWORDS TO MESS WITH THE CSV FILE THEY WILL BE DUMPED INTO AFTER BEING BREACHED

Second image is Skeletor running off, with the bottom text "UNTIL NEXT TIME"
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Text memed selfie that reads "they should make a sleep that feels like you've slept"
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
April Fool's Day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the Internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true. They should start calling it April media literacy day.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
75 of these happened in the last 81 days (when I learned about this achievement). #totallyfine
Screenshot of an badge in the New York Times "Strands" word search game for finding the spangram first, 100 times. Something that is "normal to want and possible to achieve."
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Photo of a rhinoceros.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
A photo of a printed paragraph on off-white paper with several phrases highlighted in yellow. The text discusses “intellectual loneliness,” describing it as the feeling that few people tolerate complexity, that people rush to feel right rather than understand, and that small talk can become alienating. It concludes that the desire is not for “smart people” but for “people who are still thinking.”
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
screenshot from a roadrunner cartoon. RR has stopped at the edge of a cliff. coyote has overrun and it's looking back in dread while hanging over the drop.

Road runner has been painstakingly (read: as if by an amateur with Flameshot) labeled "Netflix", the coyote is labeled Paramount, and the drop is labeled "WB."
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
WIRED really did something with this header image. That is something, and they sure did it. ("Big Story." I'll bet. Braggart.) Only alt-text can contain my thoughts.
A waist down picture of two (one assumes) men. Arms emerge from the zip flies of the pants, shaking hands. One arm wears a smartwatch with a rainbow face. All this is exactly as disturbing as it sounds. 

The headline of the article reads "Big Story -- Inside the Gay Tech Mafia." Subheader reads: gay men have long been rumored to run silicon valley. Wired investigates." 

We're told this is a 21-minute read, which is well above the average length for such things. Almost too long too believe. Longer than most people can take, unless they're professionals. I mean, *I* might have a Big Story too, but you don't see me doing secret handshakes with it.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My son will absolutely lose points on an assignment in service of The Bit.
In discussing the film adaptation of Just Mercy, my son makes a sweeping generalization about film adaptations that he then immediately creates an exception for with regards to Ju Jutsu kaizen, echoing a recurring bit in the jjk series about Satoro Gojo.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
*laughs in nostalgic*
A palm m105 on its cradle, connected to a nearby laptop via a serial cable and USB to serial conversion cable.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
“Screenshot of a form with radio buttons for contact method. 

‘I can only be contacted by text message (SMS)’ is selected. 

Below, a field asks why telephone calls are not allowed. The answer filled in is: ‘I don’t like it.’”
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Three groups of sundered Isles asset cards. first character group is an Augmented blademaster Gearhead modeled after the character art on the front of the Sundered Isles book. The second is a sorcerer windbinder swashbuckler - an ex-nobleman my son is playing, and the third group is brawler, haunted, slayer for my dude (who is searching for his sister's inhuman killer) .
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Tips for the new year.
Picture of Kermit the frog, in a desert, drinking from a bottle of Arrowhead water. Text reads "remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00am and November 1st."
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Argumate tumblr post that reads: "love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
SDN is a middle school. #dispatch
Employee ID for Robert Robertson in the video game. His employee ID is 5318008, because of course it is.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th,if you want to know.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I'm calling BS on @us.theguardian.com - there is NO WAY la naranja knows/can pronounce "feckless" or "pernicious".
Guardian headline reads: Trump uses UN speech to attack global body as feckless and pernicious
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Cartoon villains. Badly written cartoon villains. That's what we get. Clown shoes and twirling mustaches. Fuck. @wtfjht.bsky.social
The Trump administration canceled federal grants for bike lanes, trails, and pedestrian safety projects, calling them “hostile to motor vehicles”
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"So have you ever heard of the Ship of Theseus?"
Wooden pencil sharpened down to less than 1 inch, and then taped to the end of a red and white striped plastic straw to give you something to hold on to.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"So have you ever heard of the Ship of Theseus?"
Wooden pencil that has been sharpened down to less than an inch and then taped to the end of a striped plastic straw to give you something to hold on to
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky.
A picture of Kabru from Dungeon Meshi with a low battery warning overlaid on top of it, which makes it look as though he is angrily pointing at his "2% charged" status.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Taking my youngest to Nan Desu Kan tomorrow. She's cosplauing Zoey from KPDH, so I decided at the last minute to do a different demon hunter.
Nanami cosplayNanami cosplay backsideNanami
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
New fear tracker for #daggerheart.
3d printed body lying its back, stuck with 12 toothpicks, like a voodoo doll.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
That moment when you realize the #Frieren manga *also* goes unreasonably hard.
A panel from the Frieren Manga where you find out the stille bird species is made of meteoric iron WHAT.
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Oh good a two hour team meeting this morning yaaaaay.
Painting of a Rufus Sewell-looking knight in armor, looking despondent, with text superimposed over the image, reading: "at the function with a heavy heart."
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Doyce @doyce.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
It's getting worse, and spreading to my wife
"not what I'm called" meme where the kid is calling Mr Fantastic "Invisible Man."
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