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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐)

@downonthepharm.bsky.social
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RadioApple shipper who occasionally bangs out a fic or two at archiveofourown.org/users/DownOnThe… I also like playing with yarn. I’m GenX, a 1970 model, which makes me a hell of a lot older than 18 (56). Minors and kiddies, shoo.

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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1h
Shame? That’s a normal Tuesday for them. 🤣 He’d be into it.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1h
I see the vision!
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1h
Vox sets his sights on Luci, and gives the King this duck. Instant relationship! #hazbinhotel #staticapple
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1h
eatingeuropean.com/roasted-duck... Chef Al makes this one evening, expecting Luci to pitch a fit. Joke’s on him - the Royal Serpent unhinges his jaw, scarfs down the whole duck, then asks for seconds.
eatingeuropean.com
Roasted Duck Stuffed with Apples - Eating European
This roasted duck stuffed with apples recipe makes a tender, juicy bird full of cozy, comforting flavors perfect for a festive holiday meal.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1h
Excellent Luci!
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1h
When this man finds out about hand sanitizer, he’ll be importing it in 55-gallon drums.
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Sator 🌈🏴‍☠️ @sator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fish want her, men fear her #hazbinhotel #madmaid
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 13h
Go coo over the adorable Shadow! Luci is such a Disney princess.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 13h
He’s such a precious little eldritch shadow bean.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 17h
Vox thinks he’s the hottest of hot shits over there, and hopes Al notices. Spoiler - Al did not.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Sorry, folks. Park’s closed. Moose out front shoulda warned ya.”
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Iworked for Wally World at 19, with a girl who had worked for KMart. Her department manager asked her to page for a sale once. Perfect page for a blue light special. We let her roll while we laughed our asses off. “Wait - did I say KMart? You guys didn’t stop me? You all suck!
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She accidentally left his ass in the toy aisle of KMart. He got to the front just in time to watch the family station wagon drive away.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My fan club is hanging out with me.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mom’s sweet tooth has been passed down.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m in a program that works with PharmDs to assist us in landing nontraditional jobs. I’m interested in medical writing, and mentioned it to a coach. She asked, “Do you write?” I said yes, short pieces. I didn’t say “about demons and the Devil all fucking around in Hell,” but I thought it.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s such a beautiful boy!
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, the poor baby! 😭
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our timelines are blessed!
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you missed a show back in the day (‘70s through ‘90s), you had to hope there would be reruns or syndication, because otherwise you’d be shit out of luck.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’re an excellent comment-hyper-upper!
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Truth.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want to be unfathomably wealthy from the winery, brewery, and dairy I run on my former farm so I can ride around town on my horse and ignore the townspeople to their faces. I also want to teleport to my beautiful tropical island second home just by touching an obelisk.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a 1920s New Orleans guy frequenting speakeasies and entertainment venues, Alastor has done All The Drugs. His tolerance and vast mental library of substances worth abusing awes Angel Dust, who looks like a rank amateur next to the deer. Angel: Teach me your ways, Your Smiliness!
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*slaps cover of hypothetical zine* This bad boy can fit so many dead doves in it!
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes.
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Geist @cursedsuperbia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My #ARMixtapeEvent2026 piece for @drawinthelynes.bsky.social! The song that inspired this was Shikayat from Gangubai Kathiawadi, which is now on my list of favorites✨ I hope you enjoy💚 (Redid post to add the correct event tag, yes I'm very much going to blame the 4 hours of sleep lol) #appleradio
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing BLACK and RED.
static.klipy.com
Alastor Chair
ALT: Alastor Chair
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d like to hire them, please.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All true Alastor lovers want to break that deer thoroughly.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He suffers so beautifully.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They’ll place nylon threads in the Turtle’s mouth between the lips and gums like he’s Mr. Ed and hire a puppeteer and a ventriloquist.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominate
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck, I love Voyeur Vox.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks!
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It grew a bit.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, definitely. “I’m the strongest Sinner! I can take him!” Rosie: What made you think that your being the strongest Sinner, which you are, means that you can beat an Archangel, dumbass?
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vaggi, who finds this going on in the staff lounge: What the FUCK are you doing? Al, high as a kite and twiddling with Vox’s neck wires: I read “Have a Coke and a smile” in a magazine, and thought that that sounded like a wonderful idea! *starts giggling uncontrollably* Vaggi stomps out.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Vox’s hat succumbing to gravity is the icing on the cake.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossar... Wikipedia can be useful occasionally.
en.wikipedia.org
Glossary of early twentieth century slang in the United States - Wikipedia
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sammie’s nest vs. Luci’s nest.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy Halloween Project! The colorway is Candy Corn - they nailed it. Stitch is C2C, one of my simple stitch/pattern loves. 🧶 #crochet
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Via has to wonder what in literal Hell her dad sees in Blitzø.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Moocifer doodle is adorable!
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Inspired by when ads were good! This video is 20 years old. Good gravy. youtu.be/JJmqCKtJnxM?...
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budweiser wassup commercial
YouTube video by simongir
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ViyaGyudon 🇵🇭✨WATCH FORGOTTEN ISLAND @feedmekatsudon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✨POTATO PLUSHIE UPDATE✨ Only a few days and 10cm is 22% of it's goal and 40cm is 70% of it's goal! It's amazing! Please look forward to the Giveaway/Art contest post to be posted this week! #HazbinHotel #PotatoAlastor
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Robot Santa from Futurama is his role model.
static.klipy.com
Futurama: Robot Santa's Slaying Invitation
ALT: Futurama: Robot Santa's Slaying Invitation
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Attached Al is Best Al.
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of my cats will “pript pript pript” at you when she’s being needy, so I hear that clearly! I love seeing the Cryptids again! They need an art book. 😁
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DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Have some trees for no good reason.
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