DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1hShame? That’s a normal Tuesday for them. 🤣 He’d be into it. 010
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1hVox sets his sights on Luci, and gives the King this duck. Instant relationship! #hazbinhotel #staticapple 181
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1heatingeuropean.com/roasted-duck... Chef Al makes this one evening, expecting Luci to pitch a fit. Joke’s on him - the Royal Serpent unhinges his jaw, scarfs down the whole duck, then asks for seconds.eatingeuropean.comRoasted Duck Stuffed with Apples - Eating EuropeanThis roasted duck stuffed with apples recipe makes a tender, juicy bird full of cozy, comforting flavors perfect for a festive holiday meal. 010
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1hWhen this man finds out about hand sanitizer, he’ll be importing it in 55-gallon drums. 020
Reposted by DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐)Sator 🌈🏴☠️ @sator.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Fish want her, men fear her #hazbinhotel #madmaid 9968259
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 13hGo coo over the adorable Shadow! Luci is such a Disney princess. 050
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 13hHe’s such a precious little eldritch shadow bean. 010
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 17hVox thinks he’s the hottest of hot shits over there, and hopes Al notices. Spoiler - Al did not. 020
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Sorry, folks. Park’s closed. Moose out front shoulda warned ya.” 110
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Iworked for Wally World at 19, with a girl who had worked for KMart. Her department manager asked her to page for a sale once. Perfect page for a blue light special. We let her roll while we laughed our asses off. “Wait - did I say KMart? You guys didn’t stop me? You all suck! 110
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026She accidentally left his ass in the toy aisle of KMart. He got to the front just in time to watch the family station wagon drive away. 110
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My fan club is hanging out with me. 050
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Mom’s sweet tooth has been passed down. 010
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m in a program that works with PharmDs to assist us in landing nontraditional jobs. I’m interested in medical writing, and mentioned it to a coach. She asked, “Do you write?” I said yes, short pieces. I didn’t say “about demons and the Devil all fucking around in Hell,” but I thought it. 0110
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He’s such a beautiful boy! 010
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Our timelines are blessed! 110
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you missed a show back in the day (‘70s through ‘90s), you had to hope there would be reruns or syndication, because otherwise you’d be shit out of luck. 030
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You’re an excellent comment-hyper-upper! 020
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I want to be unfathomably wealthy from the winery, brewery, and dairy I run on my former farm so I can ride around town on my horse and ignore the townspeople to their faces. I also want to teleport to my beautiful tropical island second home just by touching an obelisk. 070
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As a 1920s New Orleans guy frequenting speakeasies and entertainment venues, Alastor has done All The Drugs. His tolerance and vast mental library of substances worth abusing awes Angel Dust, who looks like a rank amateur next to the deer. Angel: Teach me your ways, Your Smiliness! 020
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026*slaps cover of hypothetical zine* This bad boy can fit so many dead doves in it! 051
Reposted by DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐)Geist @cursedsuperbia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My #ARMixtapeEvent2026 piece for @drawinthelynes.bsky.social! The song that inspired this was Shikayat from Gangubai Kathiawadi, which is now on my list of favorites✨ I hope you enjoy💚 (Redid post to add the correct event tag, yes I'm very much going to blame the 4 hours of sleep lol) #appleradio 615336
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Share someone who looks stylish wearing BLACK and RED.static.klipy.comAlastor ChairALT: Alastor Chair 083
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’d like to hire them, please. 010
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026All true Alastor lovers want to break that deer thoroughly. 010
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He suffers so beautifully. 0174
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They’ll place nylon threads in the Turtle’s mouth between the lips and gums like he’s Mr. Ed and hire a puppeteer and a ventriloquist. 010
Reposted by DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐)Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dominate 7485041346
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fuck, I love Voyeur Vox. 150
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, definitely. “I’m the strongest Sinner! I can take him!” Rosie: What made you think that your being the strongest Sinner, which you are, means that you can beat an Archangel, dumbass? 030
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Vaggi, who finds this going on in the staff lounge: What the FUCK are you doing? Al, high as a kite and twiddling with Vox’s neck wires: I read “Have a Coke and a smile” in a magazine, and thought that that sounded like a wonderful idea! *starts giggling uncontrollably* Vaggi stomps out. 092
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Vox’s hat succumbing to gravity is the icing on the cake. 091
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossar... Wikipedia can be useful occasionally.en.wikipedia.orgGlossary of early twentieth century slang in the United States - Wikipedia 060
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sammie’s nest vs. Luci’s nest. 031
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Happy Halloween Project! The colorway is Candy Corn - they nailed it. Stitch is C2C, one of my simple stitch/pattern loves. 🧶 #crochet 2834
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Via has to wonder what in literal Hell her dad sees in Blitzø. 070
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The Moocifer doodle is adorable! 000
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Inspired by when ads were good! This video is 20 years old. Good gravy. youtu.be/JJmqCKtJnxM?...youtu.bebudweiser wassup commercialYouTube video by simongir 041
Reposted by DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐)ViyaGyudon 🇵🇭✨WATCH FORGOTTEN ISLAND @feedmekatsudon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026✨POTATO PLUSHIE UPDATE✨ Only a few days and 10cm is 22% of it's goal and 40cm is 70% of it's goal! It's amazing! Please look forward to the Giveaway/Art contest post to be posted this week! #HazbinHotel #PotatoAlastor 1288
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Robot Santa from Futurama is his role model.static.klipy.comFuturama: Robot Santa's Slaying InvitationALT: Futurama: Robot Santa's Slaying Invitation 020
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Attached Al is Best Al. 110
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of my cats will “pript pript pript” at you when she’s being needy, so I hear that clearly! I love seeing the Cryptids again! They need an art book. 😁 110
DownOnThePharm (Devout Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Have some trees for no good reason. 2162