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Nathaniel Downes

@downix.bsky.social
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Photo of William Shakespeare captioned "The Lady doth protest too much, methinks"
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Photo of ever larger blank dominoes, with the smallest one labelled "Lowtax bans hentai" and the largest one labelled "Trump destroys democracy"
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The voice apparently said for the US to surrender to Iran.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
So, the president has apparently just surrendered to Iran. That was not on my 2025 Bingo card.
Donald Trump post on Truth Social from June 17th, 2025, saying "Unconditional Surrender!" in all caps.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The Man With One Red Shoe
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Republicans took the opening of the Minecraft trailer as literal
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Zuck: The average American has three friends.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
.... *deep inhale*
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Comfortable in my skin, care about people, not parts.
A poetry assignment. 

Explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like "male" "female", "nonbinary", "masculine", or "androgynous".
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Just remember how "real men" dressed in the "good old days"...
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Image of a statue of Caligula, with the caption "On January 21, 41AD, the ancient Roman version of the Secret Service killed the mad emperor Caligula. Just saying..."
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.
David Prouse as Anakin Skywalker
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Margaret Dumont saying "I believe Donald J Trump was sent by god."
Groucho Marx saying "Why? Did he run out of locusts?"
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Image is of a blue flag with the caption "Marked Safe From Recieving Classified Information on Signal Today"
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Image of Ikea instructions for a guillotineImage of Ikea instructions for a guillotine used as the cover to the Spring 2013 issue of Jacobin magazine
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Image of the muppets Statler and Waldorf. Captions on image say;
"Remember when America had friends?"
"You mean last month?"
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Literally
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Photo of person being loaded into ambulance with the caption "If you're not getting taken away in an ambulance with sparkle panties, oompa loompas, and two crying easter bunnies, you're just not living your life"
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I have a Rosie. And no, she does not understand personal space.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Photo of Napoleon Bonaparte, quoting him. "The amateurs discuss tactics: the professionals discuss logistics"
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
And nope
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
And nope
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Back in my day there was so much Toilet Paper and Eggs that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It's how we got assault weapons banned before.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Woman says "I believe Donald J. Trump was sent by god."
Groucho Marx retorts, "Why? Did he run out of locusts?"
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Try again.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Optics matter. Positions matter. All Harris needed to do, was nothing. No meetings with war criminals. No bombs to support genocide. No mention of "right to self defense." Nothing.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I am using this far too often...
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
They already have.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
No need; as written, nobody can qualify as female, as the necessary organs do not exist until the 9th week, but the EO explicitly says "at conception"
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Post your favorite Doctor Who (wrong answers only)
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
One of the best book covers I have seen lately is nothing but text on white:
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
So, despite evidence to the contrary, you will insist on the lie, got it. Muting now.
Carl Sagan quote: One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
The bill itself is an unconstitutional Bill of Attainder, but...
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Congratulations on being the first Logical Fallacy of the day.
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Nathaniel Downes @downix.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.
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