Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It doesn't matter how good the bread is, a shit sandwich is still a shit sandwich. 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It was kind of prophetic though, seeing as the dogs and cats seem to be the only things safe to eat right now. 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 28/07/2026@britannica.com The Declaration of Independence does not start with, "We The People" #TheLoop 001
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 22/07/2026If you would just rake your yard, those leaf blowers would never happen. 110
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 18/07/2026All the people responsible for those reports have been sacked. 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Say what you will about Lyndsey Graham, at least he's man enough to admit when he's dead. 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 11/03/2026No other president existed on a diet of only Big Macs and Filet-o-fish. 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Pretty sure that this was just a little pillow for when he falls asleep at meetings. 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Couch potatoes hate him. Donut makers hate him. Not too sure if his wife respects him. 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 03/12/2025What if you are trying to check the brain, but your patient has his head up his a$$? 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 03/12/2025His MRI was to check for cracks in his eyelids. He's just checking the MRI. 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 16/11/2025This actually might be a true statement under this administration. 031
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Traumatic brain injury, followed by an ischemic stroke. Maybe. 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Ran out of wall space for tacky spray painted gold embellishments . 000
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 04/10/2025They only have gender neutral restrooms. Just trying to save her from the HORROR! 120
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 03/10/2025media.tenor.coma man is holding a microphone and saying oh my god oh the humanity .ALT: a man is holding a microphone and saying oh my god oh the humanity . 030
Doug @dougpai.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Wait, which one is supposed to be the heads side? Both sides have an ass on it. 020
