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Doug Orleans

@dougo.bsky.social
608 followers 1.1K following 545 posts

Just here to grab the handle.

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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You're not getting paid to post??
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ender Wiggins, leader of the Dragon Army Irregulars
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mr. Bean sometimes goes undercover in France as Le Gume.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's always pronounced this way.
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Star Trek TNG Data Shrugs
Alt: Star Trek TNG Data Shrugs
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF.
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Bill Murray & Andie MacDowell: What Did You Do Today?
Alt: Bill Murray & Andie MacDowell in Groundhog Day: What Did You Do Today? Oh, Same Old, Same Old
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Melody would vote for Drew, surely?? I think Barrett might be bitter against Devens too.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He has Dee's and Angela's vote, and Drew's, but who else for sure?
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy equinox, everybody.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Nipsey Russell as Tin Man in The Wiz
Alt: Nipsey Russell as Tin Man in The Wiz saying "slide some oil to me"
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Law is fine and all, but what about Order?
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Nathan Fillion's Blasé Look
Alt: Nathan Fillion stopping to think instead of speaking.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Derogatory (complimentary)
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I hated it, but I remember Ebert loved it.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Left-wing votes are all in solidly safe blue states.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A Facebook friend reports a 63% match.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh, I hadn't scrolled down. It's not very confident I guess.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I took the Extended quiz, not just Standard, but it seemed like there were duplicate questions. Several about "anymore"
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Busted. "You talk most like someone from New Jersey — about 56% of your answers match a typical resident."
Map of the US with reddest area ("most like you") in Philadelphia/South Jersey and an orangey area centered around Santa Barbara in California.
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Erik Ostrom @erikostrom.com · 02/09/2026
So we scroll on, posts against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the doom.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Too late, I went over your head 😂
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
The almost-full moon in the east near sunset. With some trees below and a new building with balconies on the right side.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Quote posts disabled? No fair!
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How fast was that sign going, though?
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Excellent kerning!
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I thought the joke was what people were complaining about.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Olivia Wilde Laughing: We Love America
Alt: Olivia Wilde nodding along with Michael Moore
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Scorigami! scorigami.danaben.net
scorigami.danaben.net
MLB Scorigami
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
open.substack.com/pub/data4dem...
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Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wind chimes. Utterly tuneless. Bing ding bonk bing? Give me something I can hum.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I can still recite it: "How did your game change for I'm gonna say the better when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I?"
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
By the way, a ton of BB alumni & fans are using Threads these days. So I don't think the numbers are fake. But I still find it unusable without a way to hide reposts.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Rigged!!
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eve & Eve
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Looking forward to Fourth Way
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
www.opensecrets.org/political-ac...
opensecrets.org
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On February 7th, 2022, Twitter user @Froggenthusias1 tweeted, "Minecraft proves that abolishing child labour was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines."
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Earl of Sandwich
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lorelei, No Lie
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I saw Invasion of the Body Snatchers at 8 and it messed me up!
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Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers
Alt: Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Too much Monster last night?
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Frail marathoner?
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@frailmary.bsky.social 🏆
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Person or podcast network
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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BNSI Kismet Train Collision 17 Years Later
ALT: BNSI Kismet Train Collision 17 Years Later
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And I can breathe during air travel today
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Has anything gotten worse in the last 40 years?
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's cheaper in the long run to make one high-quality post than a bunch of low-quality posts that you keep having to repair or throw out
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Dave McKay @mckay.me.uk · 05/08/2026
Please help Robin achieve his lifetime ambition of getting over a thousand likes on Bluesky.
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Didn't we already fix Y2K? Why is she still obsessed?
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Doug Orleans @dougo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sex purge night?
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