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Doug Murphy

@dougmurphypeng.bsky.social
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Retired civil engineer, double bass teacher and proud grand-papa

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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I was 16 I worked in a summer daycare. On the first day, one of the 6 year Olds asked me how many kids I had.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's also too easy for autocorrect to change to whereabouts.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One would think that, having an insatiable putz for a father-in-law, he would understand the uselessness of placation.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nova Scotia has suffered from continental drift?
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This one sounds more Russian than Roosian.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Account gone.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TY but they don't all seem to be deleted and I've been blocking individual accounts.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Japan passed this threshold years ago. That's a big part of the reason that you make your restaurant orders through a machine in many places - no employees available to take your order.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We're heading to Greece in a couple of weeks, and one of the programmed stops is at Homer's "birthplace". I'm dying to see how many on the trip believe that.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It would be even more impressive if it were in Greek!
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One thing that scares some about European travel is the supposed language barrier. But with smart phones now able to translate on the fly, even unilingual users can enjoy a visit almost anywhere - even places they can't read the alphabet!
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The marriage in 1885 threw me off. It used the translation of the name Desrosiers to Rosebush. I've since learned that this was common, but until tonight I hadn't figured out that was the same person.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thanks for posting this. It allowed me to find out where Pamelia Desrosiers ended up. I had her in my Ancestry tree as a 4th cousin twice removed of my wife, but hadn't found the move to Keene. The gravestone is wrong, she was born 27 Aug 1871 in Ste-Élisabeth, Québec, Canada near Joliette.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Given papal history, the names were likely oxymorons.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That's the famous "psalm-body told me". Egregious 24:7.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A seldom cited fact is that ass-lickers turn into speed bumps on the road to progress.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Friends of mine moved to a suburb of Houston, and we're told there was a city ordinance that every household own a gun. There was nothing to say it needed to be loaded ...
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mostly because Canada has more rare earth minerals. 🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Our PM explains the developments of Friday night. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A message from the Minister for Keeping it Real
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We all know that, as the Brits would say, SCROTUS has no stones, biblical or other.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Late last night, the SCROTUS gang of criminals tried to slip in some VERY inappropriate wording for the trade deal with Canada. Mark Carney had the best, most appropriate response - to walk away. USians elected SCROTUS; Canadians did not. I love my American family and friends. Not your government.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Atlantic Voices choir has just received permission from Stan's estate to arrange two more song from that album for choir, and they will première in Ottawa next January. I believe it will be the 50th anniversary of the album's release.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Or some lettuce with cyclospora. Can you imagine how little of him would be left after explosive diarrhea?
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Some of us age better than others. (I've got 10 on you)
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Someone cocked that one up. 🤣
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
As a grandpa boomer, I'm happy to report that my 18 year old car (probably terrible for emissions) has just been replaced by a Leaf. Not a Maple Leaf 'cause that's a loser ...
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Mannekin PIs dressed up in his Belgian Red Devils uniform rooting for the team during the world cup! share.google/Egdy8uciijCW...
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The Mannekin PIs dressed up in his Belgian Red Devils uniform rooting for the team during the world cup! | Soccer team, Red devils, Belgium
The Mannekin PIs dressed up in his Belgian Red Devils uniform rooting for the team during the world cup!
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can well imagine that this uniform is on Mannekepis today.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Brings to mind the Air Farce skits where they interviewed a cattle farmer from Alberta. "Kisses for Daddy, Bessie. NO TONGUE! NO TONGUE"
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They've really got you, eh?
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
You're 🔥 today.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
As a grandfather, practicing dad jokes is mandatory. 😎
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The smallest possible weight is of course the Planck ton.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This reminds me of the side by side cartoons of "spot the differences". At least she has the right number of fingers ...
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
5 minutes before I saw this, my wife and I were discussing the extreme disconnection between the state of the stock market and the economic realities of consumers. Thank you for your ever-perceptive art.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The true tell in the posters's profile is "Some posts automated." More AI crap.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Good, he's figured out that women don't pee out of their vaginas. That puts him ahead of most male politicians. 😎
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
What a bunch of grifters! They should (but won't) return their salaries for the lack of effort.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Give me a place to stand .... Ok, I'm officially old. But then again, my wife sang on Bobby Gimby's Centennial song, so she's older. 😎
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
But was it on or off? If off, did it remain off?
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Try there is not. Good hands on whoever.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Please keep Kevin there. We don't want him back.🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
As I see it, the so-called settlement offered by DOJ is non-binding because the lawsuit was dropped. Good luck avoiding audits after this fall, SCROTUS and sons.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I'm not sure that would meet Tarantino's blood threshold. I think it more likely that he'd opt for some arbalest type trap to fire multiple javellins through its sides, the watch the blood ooze out.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Reverend Mr Spooner wasn't a consultant on that ad.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Well, the have the living example of a male 6'3" and 215 lb, so AI "had" to adjust it downwards. Maybe SCROTUS should just stop lying about HIS size so conversations can normalize again.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Chris', on savait b'en que t'en étais capab'. Prochaine fois en joual, jus' pour le fun. 😎
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Cambridge helpfully provides a pronunciation guide. Casaubon | Pronunciation in English share.google/RUApd0K1mNuu...
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Casaubon | Pronunciation in English
Casaubon pronunciation. How to say Casaubon. Listen to the audio pronunciation in English. Learn more.
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Doug Murphy @dougmurphypeng.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
As Steve Martin said in a skit "Those French, they have a different word for EVERYTHING. " And we stole quarantine from French.
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