douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Right now, we're working on robots that fuck and fight. Well get to useful stuff after that and cancer research sometime next decade. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can we have statuses on Bluesky? I' d love to be able to set my status to "Maaaaaan, FUCK!" or "Oh, here we go, more bullshit. WHAT!?" 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No yeah.....keep talking Hegseth. The louder the better. 010
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hey. Regarding all of yesterday's talk about people who have been hi in the head: I wish to say, in the strongest terms possible......hang on, just had it ....... 001
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah. I'm 54 years old. We all knew 40 years ago that the Boomers would fuck this up. And now Trump is the last gasp. The final two minutes, as it were. Well done, assholes. 001
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Either one is fine as long as there's video. 001
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Please. It's Diet Fox at this point. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I mean .... To the extent that anyone could be intimidated by this guy. My Mum could knock him the fuck out with a left jab. 020
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Refresh my memory: how many American lives were lost in Benghazi, and how much of the calendar did the GOP fill in losing their shit about it? 010
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is just more proof that we all live in some sort of video game and the Devs are just fucking with us now. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Shall we all hold out breath as we await our DOJ to charge him with a 245,000,000 - count felony? He's just openly rigging an election and we're all asleep. God dammit, America. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So either he has 1.35 trillion just laying around or he intends to "reward" us with our own fucking money and tack it on to the national debt. This assumes of course that he isn't straight up full of shit, which we all know he is. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comCrazy FireALT: Crazy Fire 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ok..Watch this clip and then tell me this isn't some sort of advanced animatronic.some.kind.of.new 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You know, when I was kid the adults always said "in America, anyone can become the president." They weren't fucking around, were they? 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Right. Doesn't that suggest that "Lake America" is about 3% more batshit crazy than insisting the Earth is flat? 110
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Whatever. Let's just try to keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today, Chuck. 030
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So if I understand this, it's roughly the same number of people who would use a lighter to see what's in a gas can? 61622
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Because.....he stole it in airport security? 010
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comSimpsons: Onion Belt StyleALT: Simpsons: Onion Belt Style 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Let me translate: "I have fuck-all to run on and I've added exactly no value to the country whatsoever. Moreover, my party lost the gay marriage debate, so that's off the table. Therefore, my friends, we are moving to a smaller, more defenseless minority to punch down on. Vote hate.. again. Go.GOP! 010
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026What's the point of asking this mother fucker questions? At all? Tell me. What's the fucking point? 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Grandma always said these thing "come in 3's". 030
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Lol. Keep talking, asshole. Every time he speaks into a camera, another Democrat gets nominated. 010
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Nice pic. Is that someone in a ghille in the foreground? Because it kinda looks like someone in a ghille in the foreground. :) JK 030
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comSnagglepuss: Exit Stage Left!ALT: Snagglepuss: Exit Stage Left! 010
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Would have been way better if it was on paper and marked up in Sharpie. Also, fuck Sharpie from now on. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026What are you, some kind of savage? One should NEVER hope that violence comes to anyone. I hope - like a true goddamned American - that someone slips him a hero dose of LSD 40 minutes before his first presser following the midterm elections. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I have had a bottle of Champagne in the fridge at home and at work since before last Christmas. Come. The. Fuck. On. Already. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Same reason "they" "couldn't" remove Saint Reagan? Just who the fuck do you think is running the show here? 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Paging @halsparks.com , Hal, your attention is requested..... 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026static.klipy.comFuckin A Fucking AALT: Fuckin A Fucking A 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Just for posting that as he claims "no contact with the outside world", I hope crab lice find him. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Nah, man. Fucked up is making your kids watch Poltergeist and then laying them down to bed in their room with a mature Shagbark hickory outside the window. "Night night!" 260
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026...he invokes a period of Russian history he knows fuck-all about because it sounds scary to a group of conservative nose pickers who also know fuck-all about it. 010
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026How are they going to do that? Giant Eagle was bought out by Kroger. Even if this is quasi-true, I know these greedy fucks don't want to make LESS money, so they are up to something. 021
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026All of that would be a welcome QOL improvement for Colorado. Count me in. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026youtu.be/q7Ol-YDS4Jc?...youtu.beThe Interrupters - "Take Back The Power"YouTube video by Hellcat Records 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026It's our family's Christmas movie. 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The White House. Like, the government, right? Opened gas stations? What the fuck is THAT commie shit? 010
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Ask me about my collection of passenger side mirrors. 010
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026youtu.be/j9MubNsh3rs?... @bobcesca.bsky.social @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.socialyoutu.beWhy Are Americans So Bloody Stupid?YouTube video by Taboo Education - Let's Talk Death 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026"Hey Junior, you have a little......yeah...no...on your nose .....no other side ... " 000
douglasglatt.bsky.social @douglasglatt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"So then, I put an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time..." 040
