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Douglas Fir

@douglasfir.bsky.social
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Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.

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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 14h
Like, I get it! And I see the vision! And with train and transit stations in malls I still think it could come true!
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 15h
This poor guy. I think about this all the time
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 15h
Absolute fever dream of an album. Might be perfect. No notes youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer? - YouTube
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As soon as they get a big ten football 1995-2015 jeopardy though, watch out America
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If Minnesota beats Michigan tomorrow I vow to kick 1 (one) person in the chest out of excitement
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy weekend, sheeple. youtu.be/Qh1pvspa0Fs?...
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Devo "Uncontrollable Urge" (ABC TV 1980)
YouTube video by Paul Parducci (FlikBox)
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I were 0-2 with losses to UMass and BC I too would fake a punt every now and then
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy weekend, jerks youtu.be/ZaKTWgUdkWY?...
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CAKE - Wheels (Official Audio)
YouTube video by CakeVEVO
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rutgers come ON
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m extremely jealous of the people at this Rutgers game, and I wish I was kidding.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pleased to announce that my voice has been aged/harmed into the exact right pitch to fucking HOWL “closer” by NIN in the correct key. And they say cigarettes kill. Yeah, kill this song next time I’m at karaoke
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy weekend, dudes and dudettes youtu.be/p0OVD0_YJnU?...
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Welcome to the World of Plastic Beach
YouTube video by Gorillaz
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You know I don’t like to tell tales out of school, but it seems like the average Mississippi state fan is the kind of smart that thinks you “drive the canoe from the front” if you catch my drift.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A reminder to please not door me www.startribune.com/risk-of-gett...
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Risk of getting ‘doored’ keeps wary Minnesota riders on the edge of their bike seats
A devoted St. Paul bicyclist died this summer when he hit a just-opened car door. The driver was not cited, and few ever are.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fine, two bangers this weekend youtu.be/k_7bV9fUnrc?...
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Sleepy Brown - I Can't Wait [TheWraith]
YouTube video by videoinjection
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ascots to match the socks What’s in your soeakerboxxx Pink and blue -Andre 3000/Three Stacks/ Johnny vulture
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We should bring ascots back. I’m wearing an ascot at least once this year, mark my fucking words
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m declaring it the weekend. Happy early Friday bucaroos and bucaraas youtu.be/3dJO47d26kc?...
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Vanilla Fudge "You Keep Me Hangin' On" on The Ed Sullivan Show
YouTube video by The Ed Sullivan Show
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Radiohead wrote Dollars and Cents and buried it 8 tracks deep on their least popular album so no you don’t really need to tell everyone about that thing you did at work that was just doing your job.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don’t know how to explain the joy I got from going to a wedding last weekend with my childhood (and current) friends other than this. I woke up without stress related TMJ or neck pain for the first time in 6 months.. and I danced so hard my sciatica was back.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy weekend, jerkoffs youtu.be/iMa4-KvejBw?...
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Gorillaz - The Moon Cave live at SNL
YouTube video by Gorillaz Expresso
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Did IT finally respond to my ticket about my zoom being spotty
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have two jokes to respond to this but neither are ok for social media in 2026. So I’ll pass.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Told a 23 year old coworker that I would talk about Taylor Swift when she was ready to talk about Devo and the look she gave me will sustain me FOREVER.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Of all the smashing pumpkins riffs to ever smash pumpkins nothing smashes more pumpkins than this riff from the smashing pumpkins youtu.be/qVuN2qTCg0Y?...
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Where Boys Fear To Tread (Remastered 2012)
YouTube video by The Smashing Pumpkins - Topic
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just… I’m making a roux in there. No need to disrupt that. It’s done when it’s the right consistency. I’ll know when it’s done.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If you see me walking into HBS and I’ve got headphones in I’m either listening to blood and thunder or the song below and either way, I’ll take the headphones off when I’m done. No need to bother that. youtu.be/rNykVW_BuvM?...
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Moby - Signs of Love (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Moby
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy weekend fuckos. Nothing better than literal rock music youtu.be/v-Su1YXQYek?...
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Mastodon - Blood And Thunder
YouTube video by Knightmare910
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is the worst fucking night at the museum yet
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The funniest thing is this rich fucking loser from Texas Tech has put Ted Cruz in another dumbass Ted Cruz position. Stupid attracts stupid
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I sure hope that tackling in the ncaa in 2026 is easier than tackling in NCAA2026 or I might be in trouble.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
God bless Brendan Sorsby but what an absolute fucking joke
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Happy weekend and dalé to you and yours youtu.be/X9_n8jakvWU?...
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Enrique Iglesias - I Like It (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by EnriqueIglesiasVEVO
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I know you all know this but a Pitbull moment is when you get to say “I see you watchin' me, you see me watchin' you, I love the way you move, I like them things you do” to another living creature.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Had a real Pitbull moment with a raccoon outside my window about 5 feet from me last night
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I didn’t know who James tararico was last week and now all the dumbest people I know think he’s the most DANGEROUS MAN ALIVE so he must be doing well
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Joko Homo Too Much Paranoias Gut feeling/ slap your mammy Simply unfair stretch of three songs in the middle of an album
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
AI Slopaganda Is that something? Anyway went on Facebook this morning AMA
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Thank you so much
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Also a top 10 all time hardest song ever ending with the very 90s lyric of Freedom! Yeah. Freedom! Yeah, right. Is just perfect.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sorry that’s 32 years old. I’m still young
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
There’s this 36 year old Rage Against the Machine lyric that I will jokingly say when I’m arguing politics (for example, what does the billboard say?) and it’s occurring to me that not only does nobody get the reference now, but nobody ever has. People are just nodding to be polite.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
All of our pitchers AND hitters come out to this. That’s the rule. It’s like no beard on the Yankees but opposite. youtu.be/FBEE-t-uyI0?...
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Korn - Somebody Someone (Official Video)
YouTube video by KornVEVO
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Rochester Somebodys
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Is the podcast buying a baseball team?!
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Twitter has become like attending a high school reunion where only the guys with wraparound shades that moved to forest Lake showed up. Blusky is like going to a $75 brunch where your liberal friends talk over each other about how the GOP doesn’t care about real people. Is Reddit good? Idk man
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I’m not a wild historian but I can’t remember a better 5 minutes of hockey out of that club since they opened their doors.
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Watching Denver is weird because I respect Joker possibly more than any other player of my lifetime and I think Jamal Murray is like a B- dude on most days. So when Murray has 10+ FTA and Joker has 1, im not even mad like the wolves are getting screwed im mad like how did we get here as a game
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
You know what? Let’s have some fun this weekend. youtu.be/qRsBA0YeMO8?...
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Atlanta – I Amnesia
YouTube video by Gnarls Barkley Official
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Douglas Fir @douglasfir.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Happy weekend, mes amis et mes ennemis youtu.be/5RVXaZli9go?...
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Rhythm & Soul
YouTube video by Spoon - Topic
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