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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You libtards don't understand. Hawaii is in Kenya, and Iowa is in Georgia.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maga is so passionate about protecting women's sports that they forgot it existed during the Jack Smith hearing.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Budweiser stock is up 45% since Maga boycotted it. Keep up the good work guys.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Now that Trump started a war, how long until he takes a golf vacation?

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Not a single tiki torch waving, khaki wearing Nazi got deported without due process for anti-Semitism. Because you don't get punished when you agree with the dictator.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Four wheels on your Tesla are redundant. You can reduce weight and make the vehicle more efficient by removing three of them.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

If Trump were an ice cream flavor, he'd be asshole.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

In January, I told my wife that we wouldn't be taking a vacation this year because Trump was going to ruin the economy. Apparently Trump agrees with me.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Trump is talking of a recession. That has to be the shortest golden age in history.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

With Trump threatening war with Iran that makes Iran, Greenland, Panama, Mexico, Canada, and Denmark Trump has threatened with military violence. And he wonders why he hasn't gotten a Nobel Peace Prize.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Remember, maga is mad when you try to erase history by changing the names of military bases to names of people who didn't wage war against our country. Also maga: www.msn.com/en-xl/news/n...

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

The stock market tanking and a rising unemployment rate is just the Golden Age. Those who disagree will be deported by order of President Musk.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Trump is going to tank the economy the Atlanta Fed says. It's Trump's only known way to lower prices.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Imagine if Biden sides with the KGB guy whose allies are Communist China and Communist North Korea. MAGA might call Biden a Communist.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Republicans will flock to the Mexican border to witness an imaginary invasion. How many would go to Ukraine to witness a real invasion?

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Hey kids, your dad jerked off to Lara Croft.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Trump is still mad that Poland fought back against a Nazi invasion.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Ukraine should be annexed by the UK thereby making it part of NATO. Problem solved. When Russia is kicked out by NATO it can become Ukraine again. #Ukraine

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Trump's solution to lower egg prices is to import eggs from Mexico. And he's planning a 25% tariff on eggs from Mexico. So much stupidity. #eggs

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

In Trump Gaza, drag queen hula dancers are permitted, but not at the Kennedy Center? #TrumpGaza

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

President Musk has made $38 billion from taxpayers and has over $111 billion in contracts over the next few years. To nobody's surprise, none of these contracts have been cancelled. books2read.com/u/3yNN7v

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Why did consumer confidence plummet during this golden age?

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Elon Musk will pry into everything, except the Epstein files. Maybe because he's in there with Trump.

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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

The Revolution will be AI-icized

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

If the Pope does or resigns, Trump is set to declare himself the next Pope. He'll then declare himself a saint. Sounds crazy? He's already declared himself a king.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Sure Trump, Ukraine started the war with Russia. Kinda like how those children raped your friend Epstein.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Trump calls Zelynskyy a dictator because he's approval rating is at 57%. Trump's approval rating fell to 39% in the latest Reuters poll, and Trump calls himself a king now. Mad King Don.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

And your egg prices went up. Sick of winning yet?

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Got my little book finished and available at Barnes & Noble to download to your Nook. It's just 99 cents, so buy 100 of them. I hope it helps inspire someone. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/soft-resis...

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

After 4 years of whining about high prices, Senator Roger Marshall says it's patriotic to pay higher prices and higher taxes through tariffs. I'm sure he'll be consistent and oppose tax cuts for the rich so they share in the patriotism.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Finally someone in the Oval Office who represents us.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

With Gabbard confirmed, Putin now has direct access to our national intelligence network.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

It's not like they were told Trump is going to hurt them, and it's not like they knew how bad he was for farmers in his first term. Thing is, they'll just vote Republican again and be disappointed again.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

In order to cut wasteful spending on pennies, Trump will waste more money producing more nickels. If stupid were a gremlin, Trump poured a bucket of water on it. www.newsweek.com/end-pennies-...

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End of pennies may cost jobs in Trump-supporting county

Each penny currently costs more than its value to produce, according to the U.S. Mint.

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Ka Sapp 🌊🏊‍♀️🐬🐸🇺🇦🇨🇦⛵️🌺🌊 @spinika17.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Why post #swasticar wouldn’t want to upset the raging Muskolini by saying Swasticars too often or even #Swasticars

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

And just like that, the Kennedy Center will cease to function.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Hitler had his Nuremberg laws, Stalin had his purge, Trump has his enema.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

The thing they've been wanting for decades.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Massive TB outbreaks, flu so bad states are sitting down schools, bird flu so rampant that people can't buy eggs. Sure glad we have a President who fires health staff and prevents agencies from communicating with each other. Can't wait until Ebola comes to America.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

What's next, he'll recommend drinking bleach again?

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Arab Americans for Trump, why the name change? You got the results you voted for? Shouldn't you be celebrating the future ethnic cleansing of Gaza to make room for a resort for the rich?

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Remember when Republicans said Biden was a dictator because he used executive orders? Guess they never cared about that after all.

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dougittner.bsky.social @dougittner.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Senator Roger Marshall went full on Klansman blaming the airline crash on a lack of white people. This may be news, but just because I'm white, doesn't mean I know how to work in a control tower.

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