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I just want to know who's going to play you in the movie adaptation of this post?

There are guardrails. He SHOULD be impeached and removed from office. Unfortunately greed is the real supreme leader in the USA, and those in a position to remove him are getting rich, so have no desire to do their fucking jobs.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 11h

If you follow this to its natural conclusion, it'll end up with every hole resembling a giant cone, funneling the ball towards the cup so that old shit for pants can't miss.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I hate farce, love silly, so Carrot wins hands down for me.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That's minging. They've a cheek charging extra if cattle class is full. I think even having a first class on this service is more to do with vanity from the rail company than customer demand.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think the concept of the dead cat left the United States a loooong time ago.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What exactly are "The Navy" supposed to do?

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Pop back at around 12:50 for Simon Marks 👍🏼

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Actually, this makes so much sense. Last time I was at Manchester airport going on holiday I did see dozens of airplanes landing. I thought nothing of it at the time, but now she mentions it, I bet you at least some of them were full of people from foreign countries!!!

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Another punchline searching for a joke.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thank you! I had "I didn't have *non religious person* agreeing with *religious person* as my final bingo square!!!!

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

People need to start waking up. A civil war is coming.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What the fuck is wrong with these Christians?

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Of course. Reform voters don't want to listen to a brown person 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"in parliament"? C'mon buddy 🤔

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When shall we three fuck again?

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

She's an ironist, apparently. Although if you have to repeatedly tell people that you're an ironist, I think you're doing it wrong. Plus she's a stuck up snob, so that's that 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

GodDAMN you comedians don't half see through shit 😳

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The fess is that you're an idiot?

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

⬆️ this is what I came here for

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I predicted some time ago that a Democratic win in the mid terms could result in a civil war in the USA, as Trump and his cult will not accept the results. As we get closer to November I've seen absolutely nothing to dissuade me from that belief.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was genuinely listening to a radio advert voiced by Mr Bryden as I read that.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What a walloper. By contrast, if you feel Scottish, yer Scottish. And we're proud to have you.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You say that like it's a bad thing 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He has. Doesn't pay UK tax, then complains about the state of the country.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We'll see how he does when the show kicks off properly. Although Strictly do love a VT. We tend to watch it on record and skip all the guff. Just interested in the dances, judge's comments and scores.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Absofuckinglutly! I take great pleasure barging past them when I see my luggage arrive. I've been known to "accidentally" clip some when removing my suitcase from the belt, too. Maybe they'll give people more space next time? (I doubt it)

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You didn't miss much. 3 minutes of entertainment squeezed into 2 hours.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Same with pepper 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You come in at 9:55, knowing it closes at 10:00, and expect to order, have food cooked, and eat all in 5 minutes?

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Energy bills set to shoot up again in January. Why can the left nut make more of the link between renewables and low energy bills. The previous green levy has led to the false belief that renewables are expensive. Imagine if we weren't at the mercy of the international gas and oil trade.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Scotland looks on at the conversation about "The North" with intrigue 🤔

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing it has no place in a fruit salad.

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"Ignore the evidence of your own eyes"

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Dougie @dougielaing.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You're right, it wasn't. But he doesn't appear to have done anything to support his friend and fellow artist. In the current climate if you're neutral you are complicitly accepting the terrible things (Genocide, Paedophilia, Torture etc...).

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