Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026if you go fast enough, the roads behind you should snap back into a straight line. 010
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026he should ask for a Coke when he visits a local fish and chips shop. 020
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Last time someone took a bite of something so sinful and delicious, they got kicked out of Eden and caused this whole "civilization" mess. 120
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026She believes he is a pinata filled with Oxycontin 40s 050
Reposted by Douggie HundoPrincess Kira @princesskira.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Repost if you think girls with a tummy are sexy 💚 525387
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The Oreo chicken sundae is the most Deadly Outlaw item on here on here. 010
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026we can watch cartoons together while you convalesce 110
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026In the 90s I worked at a call centre, telemarketing cold calls for long distance telephone calling plans. Plenty of genXers called in with brown bottle flu on the Saturday morning shift 9am shift. 020
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026GrownupBels and theyre the size of hockey pucks. 010
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Happy Birthday to my favourite princess and muse! 1201
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026its the way that AI tries to replicate deep fried food or a hamburger patty, it looks more like a mass of maggots than just a pile of glop. 020
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026this should be the image they use for the wikipedia entry for "Hamburger". its perfect. 010
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I loved going to the variety store to get a bunch of popsicles and dreaming about what I was gonna buy with the popsicle pete points 010
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Mormons specced hard into sugar tech in the same way the Germans developed rockets as a way of getting around restrictions on conventional artillery after the Treaty of Versailles. The things they doing with treats out in Utah are going to have effects on society we never even considered. 110
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 16/07/2026my eyes are on fire and my throat feels like i smoked a pack n a half by the campfire last night, but at least we're getting more pipelines! 110
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026My throat feels like I smoked a pack and a half of Export A greens last night 000
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026bsky.app/profile/doug... reminds me of this piece i did a while back, I should do more with this character 040
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026anyone who doesn't put their dog in a child safety seat should have their dog removed and spend minimum 20 years in prison. it would be the same as putting a revolver to their head and pulling the trigger. 000
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026a smart kid would use the shotgun to shoot out the mounting brackets on the shelf. 010
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026im gonna take a tall vase and dump in all purpose flour, sugar, butter, eggs, chocolate chips, baking powder and artificial vanilla extract while making Office Jim faces to the camera 000
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026"You met me at a very strange time in my life..." 030
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026lmao the one where theyre beating on his nuts like taiko drums 040
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026i prefer my tom macdonalds to be real pieces of shit, not fake ones. 040
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026It's how they tested them for quality control down at the dice factory, before it was outsourced overseas. 020
Douggie Hundo @douggiehundo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If you do a loop thru the arch a blaster upgrade spawns at the top of the Washington Monument 010
