hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 18hwhat’s the bible verse where god says give me pussy or give me death 0182
Reposted by hogzilla 👠hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 10/07/2026based on a real conversation that i had in my head 0143
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 08/10/2026my head is leaky but unbowed or whatever that quote is 0100
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026from a minute ago, but felt cute / wanted attention / take your pick 🤓😘 btw i’m listening to whitney houston 1027420
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026any of yall crafty/thrifty queers have ideas for repurposing poppers bottles? i have some thoughts percolating but thought i’d ask the experts 460
Reposted by hogzilla 👠Arrow, Spooky Bi Babe 💕 @funwitharrow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Happy MCM babes 🖤 1013512
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026there is so much music in this world i can’t even fathom 110
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026g*n to my head i couldn‘t think of 9 (nine!!!!) favorite albums but i do love seeing everyones!! 280
Reposted by hogzilla 👠straydoggirlthing 🔞🏳️⚧️🇵🇷 @doggirlcreature.bsky.social · 02/10/2026send cock…….. i mean a will to live 081
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i never know how to say this without sounding totally wack but thank you all for the likes and kind words and all that stuff truly. there is an unfortunate disconnect in how i perceive myself and it often feels genuinely shocking to receive this kind of attention ❤️ i am sincerely grateful!! 2360
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a lil throwback #fcf and also something about a vein 🤷🏻♂️ 724523
Reposted by hogzilla 👠Arrow, Spooky Bi Babe 💕 @funwitharrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My dick was very excited to celebrate the FCF holiday. Now who is gonna cum over and help me clean up? 6978
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026spelling errors in the alt text i’m so sorry y’all 020
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it’s 1999 i’m drinking a grapefruit sobe from a glass bottle smash mouth is playing on mtv2 and the world is sepia toned 1130
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i never really understood how much of politics is calculated cowardice but i’m learning 0130
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i’m always baking chocolate chip cookies because i find it is always a good time for a chocolate chip cookie!! 1150
Reposted by hogzilla 👠hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 25/03/2026it is wednesday, isn’t it? 🧐 314211
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026thank you sweet babes for the hugs and the kind words i had an exhaustive cry (this is normal for me!!!) and will be ok 1130
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026but i will carry on! bc what choice do i have?? haha 060
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026yesterday me knew that eating two enormous bowls of winco brand captain crunch would utterly shred the roof of my mouth and yet here i sit today absolutely befuddled at the consequences of my actions 0120
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hey if you want a stardom centered album that doesn’t suck consider that’s showbiz baby by jade or popstar by tinashe or starfucker by slayyyter or the fame by lady gaga or 1121
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026in an attempt to honor the other (less nude) parts of myself, here is a very messy cinnamon roll i made from scratch, and all of the albums i’ve listened to since yesterday morning 💕💕 0220
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026getting turned away at the gates of heaven bc the % of my camera roll that is nudes is truly unholy 2181
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026mistyped jobs as joobs and it did somehow make joob searching feel slightly less humiliating 1150
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“oh everybody has the capacity to goon” - @thick.bsky.social from last week in LA with this babe. a quick trip, but a really excellent one 🥰 2490
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026also, if you’d like to see me be gay somewhere else, music is a pretty good outlet - music.apple.com/profile/nast...music.apple.comem on Apple MusicFollow on Apple Music 050
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026caroline polachek saying “banana split“ at 1:12 continues to be one of my favorite music moments of all time and this is an unparalleled pop song in my slut opinionmusic.apple.comI Belong In Your Arms by Chairlift on Apple MusicSong · 2012 · Duration 3:27 040
Reposted by hogzilla 👠Arrow, Spooky Bi Babe 💕 @funwitharrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You have that one vein that needs licked? 21448
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ok ok one more upcycled nude from last week for mcm and an intention to take new nudes (newds?) sometime soon. 214310
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026based on data, i’d say i have four frontrunners: bad bunny, tyler, the creator, underscores, audrey hobert 050
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026who do you think your most streamed artist will be this year? 🤔 pic unrelated i just like to smile 820416
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026looked at this photo long enough to hate it and then long enough to like it again, does that make sense? 1019212
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026sorry i’m late to carly rae’s new i have been debilitatingly depressed 191
hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026carly rae on a bossa nova beat does just make a lot of sense 0112
