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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
guess which frame was hung off-balance
A photo of two framed photographs on a wall. A top the right corner of the frame on the left is a small hotel bottle of lotion

The photo on the left is for army dudes from World War II standing next to a World War II Jeep, the photo on the right is of Morro rock with a troop landing craft in the water, pushing up a low wake as it traverses the Bay with about 22 men inside… but the image is so zoomed in and blown up… It looks like a painting…… It could be a painting?
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A photo of an acoustic panel 3D molded to look like sound waves or water ripples — in the foreground are a hardwood floor and the corner of a wood desk table thingy
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
she’s so good
Screenshot of audiobook player showing The Games House by Claire North
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
try two tennis balls, one on either side of the spine in and around that spot — you can tie them n a sock with a knot between the balls — or buy a cork peanut
screenshot of an Amazon product page with photo of a ‘cork peanut’ for self-massage. copy reads: Myga - Cork Peanut Lacrosse Ball Muscle Roller Self Massager for Myofascial Release, Trigger Point Therapy
and Deep Tissue Massage - 5.51" × 2.36"
50+ bought in past monthphoto of a hand hold two balls in a sock for self-massage
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
terrific
THE
WAVE
in the
MIND
TALKS AND
ESSAYS ON
THE WRITER,
THE READER,
AND THE IMAGINATION
URSULA K. Le GUIN 
NARRATED BY CHRISTINA MOORE
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
pff, poseur shit — every green beret or navy seal i know uses one of these
one large photo of a fly af Trader Joe’s mini insulated bag in pale lavender with red silkscreen print of a stylized silhouette TJ’s store & palm trees, accented with a choral pink zipper — and six smaller photos of the bag from different angles along the left
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
anticipation — 3 seconds waiting for the LP show at The Castro
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it’s midnight
screenshot from a Weather app showing 103°F in Death Valley, California right now at 11:55pm, up from a low of 96°F and down from a high of 118°F earlier today. Also forecasting. forecasting highs over 100°F for the next eight days in a row, falling from 111°F tomorrow, Friday, August 21, to a high of 105°F next Saturday, August 29–the day Death Valley we’ll see it’s lowest nighttime low in at least nine days, of 80°F
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
just spent 5 nights aboard Chez Lazy Daze at a buddy’s ranch — addictive af
a photo of a sweet ‘05 Lazy Daze 26.5ft ‘mid-bath’ motorhome. there are trees, sky, and dirt
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
tapping my head to show where the brains are.gif
close-up photo of a white hose leading into an RV filling up the freshwater tank and the hose is suspended from the shower handle catch of the outdoor shower right next to the freshwater input port so yours truly can go stand in the shade
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
no cheating post yer lock screen
screenshot of the lock screen on my iphone, image is zoomed in one of the American lunar explorers on the moon in full space suit, reflective solar screen down and showing in the reflection another astronaut, the lunar lander, and the lunar horizon. Screen also says: August 2 5:55 and there are icons for a flashlight and a camera at the lower left and right corners respectively
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
daaaang
a screenshot of a Bluesky post from the official account of New York Mayor Mamdani, with a still from the video he posted. Post reads: 
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@mayor.nyc.gov

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[video still of Mayor Mamdani speaking, closed caption]: “we can decide whether our silence will become another weapon,”
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the bar was set low in 1980…and yet
An original movie poster for the 1980 ‘Get Smart’ movie, ‘The Nude Bomb’: “Don Adams is Agent 86 in his first motion picture THE NUDE BOMB’

‘Would you believe Maxwell Smart goes undercover to expose a plot to make the world naked?’
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Candid photo of Steve McQueen on the phone (sitting on the floor writing at a low table wearing only white jeans rolled up to the calf all sexy as fu…)
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
??
A screenshot of the post I’m responding to showing nothing but an Instagram login page
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Screenshot listing other Woodstock’s Pizza locations in California:

Woodstock's Pizza Davis
G Street, Davis, CA

Woodstock's Pizza Santa Cruz
Front Street, Santa Cruz, CA 

Woodstock's Pizza Chico
Main Street, Chico, CA

Woodstock's Pizza SLO
Higuera Street, San Luis Obispo, CA

Woodstock's Pizza | Isla Vista
Embarcadero del Norte, Isla Vista, CA

Woodstock's Pizza SDSU
El Cajon Boulevard, San Diego, CA
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
went w/a friend to wyoming…when he continued to the south for a reunion, i no-showed my flight from cheyenne to instead rent a car and drove hwy 50 solo thru colorado, utah & nevada it. was. awesome. picturesque af, no other people for miles can’t wait to do it again in the other direction, slower
A photo from the driver’s seat of a car showing an empty highway extending into the infinite distance above the dashboard, and above that a wide open sky filled with fluffy white-topped, dark-bottomed clouds
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Post a warning
Photo of a 25-tile grid, surrounded by concrete, and painted with the logo for Elks Lodge #607 — there is a warning sign on the foreground-right post of four posts surrounding the tile grid connected by a chain so that you couldn’t walk on the tiles if you wanted to. The warning sign says: ‘CAUTION: Slippery When Wet or Icy’
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
was just thinking it might be time for another run of stickers
Picture of a ‘union logo’; a circle with a stylized graphic of a guillotine in the middle surrounded by the words, ‘INTERNATIONAL UNION OF GUILLOTINE OPERATORS’ (Design A)Picture of a ‘union logo’; a circle with a stylized graphic of a guillotine in the middle surrounded by the words, ‘INTERNATIONAL UNION OF GUILLOTINE OPERATORS’ (Design B)
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
no new pictures — where are you mentally?
meme in two frames, man in the street interview. top frame a wide-eyed man in a hoodie looking at the interviewer says, ‘the earth is a resort for like 500 people’

bottom frame he looks into the camera eyes even wider and says, ‘and the rest of us are just the staff’
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
magnets still trip me out sometimes
A screenshot from my phone in sleep mode showing the time as 4:20 PM, the background is an extreme close-up of an astronaut in his space suit on the moon, and it shows I’m listening to an audiobook: The Evolving Void by Peter F HamiltonA photo of three magnets and a short length of steel-ball linked keychain, the chain is attached to two magnets, one at the end, one in the middle, with the third taller magnet as the third point in a triangle, which is pulling the untethered end of the chain suspended in air away from the fridge…and like that will just hang there almost forever unless acted upon how???
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
”wall street steadies after tr*mp says he won’t use force to take greenland” wall street is dumb as shit
screenshot: “Wall Street steadies after Trump says he won’t use force to take Greenland” article headline proceeded by stock tickers showing the major American exchanges up by less than 0.5% on the day
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
@rossfloate.bsky.social took this just for you — this is my pal Dennis, ‘ultimate frisbee‘ hall of famer and documentarian (‘Flatball’ narrated by Alec Baldwin)
Photo of a guy holding a frisbee peeking out from behind his Saab station wagon and posing for the camera
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
pigeon with a glass rose trapped on her footpigeon with a glass rose trapped on her footwider shot of pigeon with a glass rose trapped on her footpigeon with a glass rose trapped on her foot and three of her flock in a wide shot
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Screenshot from Audible app: 
“The story of your year
In 2025, you journeyed through 358 titles and averaged 435 min per listening day. You listened the most on Wednesdays and achieved your longest stretch of 15 hrs 13 min on February 17. Most impressively, you didn't miss a single day of listening-that's officially 365 Club status.”
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
is it imperfect? sure. is it also awesome? in this essay i will argue yes, quite…
Screenshot of a 3-quote-post thread from David Leavitt (@ davidleavit.bsky) — with all three of his quote-posts hidden and labeled ‘Spam (Account)’ and labeled: “Labeled by @moderation.bsky.app Learn More”
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
beat me to it
A screenshot of a ‘Listifications’ notice (alerts you when someone blocks or mutes you On Here): ‘@valentenya.bsky.social has blocked you’
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
update — i barely scanned the instructions and did it wrong the first time so this is, aptly, my real word for 2026:
A new screenshot of the same Miriam Webster, dictionary post on blue sky, this time stopped on the word “slapdash“… because I didn’t read the instructions clearly the first time. Instead of pausing the video at a “random” point, I took a screenshot of the GIF while it’s running revealing my true word for 2026–because my first attempt was indeed…slapdash. The gif is magic!
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
…is that good?
A screenshot of a post by Miriam Webster dictionary where they ask you to pause a video of rapidly flashing words, and the word it stops on is your word for the year. The word in my screenshot from the paused GIF is: laughable
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Don’t sleep on silver — 10yr & 6mo:
screenshot of the price performance of silver futures on a 10 year timeframe. Shows a 385.42% increase.screenshot of the chart for Silver futures on a 6-month timeframe. Shows a 92.92% increase.
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
this is the info i want when the power goes out — also est. time to restored power (3:45, in about an hour and a half, shown before the map)
screenshot of a map of San Francisco, close up on the area around Alamo Square, Park, showing areas of power outage in red. There is a legend at the bottom showing that everything in red indicates 5000 or more people affected.screenshot of a map of San Francisco, showing the whole city, areas of power outage in red — and not several blocks around me, but nearly all the northwest corner of the city. There is a legend at the bottom showing that everything in red indicates 5000 or more people affected
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
trying to decide the best night to watch my favorite christmas movie (if you haven’t seen it don’t watch the spoilery trailer, just look at the cast list, settle in with a gummy or whatever and go for it)
Movie poster for the movie ‘Go’, 1999
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A 4-panel cartoon: 1) simple guy center frame; curly hair, square glasses, a big red nose, red t-shirt, 2) he’s been bonked hard in the head by a brick-shaped word: THINGS, 3) another brick-shaped word deals his head a glancing blow as it rockets past from lower left to upper right: KEEP, 4) all we see are his arms sticking up from the bottom of the frame because he’s buried by a massive jumble of thick, heavy letters fallen from a great height spelling out: HAPPENING
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
hard to be exact but looks like i’ve read ~225 audiobooks so far this year
screenshot of my audible.com daily listening time as a bar chart showing the six days from 11/28 to 12/3 — only one day show less than 8 hours…and that just barely
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Love me a French butter dish…but can’t beat this for ease of use and shelf life of the butter
Picture of a glass container with an airtight plastic lid
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
A picture of a hermit crab using a human skull as a shell.
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
movie poster for Danny Boyle’s debut feature film, Shallow Grave
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
while my central coast friends had their earthquake, i saw a zeppelin over san francisco bay portents and whatnot
A photo through the passenger side window of a moving car. Past a concrete barrier we see San Francisco Bay looking North toward San Francisco from the 92 Hwy. In the mid-right of the photo, above the water and the low clouds hanging close to the horizon we see in the air a white shape—ignoring as we must the accidental double-reflection of the top of the driver’s commuter coffee mug above and below the shape. If we were to zoom in we would see, just out of focus, the shape appears to be a long white cylinder hanging in the air (exactly the way bricks don’t) parallel to the horizon, but headed at an oblique angle to the viewer so that the cylinder is foreshortened. Further analysis reveals its nature: a lighter-than-air dirigible, longer than a blimp — in essence, a Zeppelin. A sight not seen in these skies to the best of this author’s knowledge in more than 10 years…
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
what perfect album came out (around) the year you turned 16?
Album cover showing two casually dressed mannequins with their torsos resting upright on a table in an old industrial urban loft apartment while their legs and asses rest on chairs behind them — the album is Upstairs at Eric’s by Yazoo (aka Yaz)
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Dramatic photo of Dr. Frankenstein from the 2025 movie ‘Frankenstein’
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A screenshot of a paused tik-tok video. A person in a very lifelike gorilla mask with the ‘subtitle’ in the center of the video, says: ‘your ideology’
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
my daily ride or die
a photo of a device with a 5.75” m-inch long black handle with a 4-inch wire extension ending in a wire spring curved into a circle. text reads: PERFECT MILK FROTHER
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
four books to get to know me
Book Cover: The Barbary Plague: The Black Death in Victorian San Francisco by Marilyn Chase 
Blurb: “An involving medical detective story…richly atmospheric [and] consistently enthralling.” — The San Francisco ChronicleBook Cover: Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins Book Cover: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson (cover art by Ralph STEADman)Book Cover: Thinking in Systems – A Primer by Donella H. Meadows
[Edited by Diana Wright, Sustainability Institute]
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
this i believe: we urgently need more physical propa…messaging posters again, talented designers spreading messages the oligarch media would never, in meatspace where the not-online live see also: pirate radio, zines, and idk neighborhood ice cream socials and bbqs and whatnot
A screenshot of a spread of American ‘message’ posters from the 1920s-1940s, saying things like: “Avenge Pearl Harbor,” “A Woman Living Here Has Registered to Vote thereby assuming responsibility of Citizenship,” “ANY TASK IS EASY when you know your job! Be an Expert!,” “You kept fit and defeated the Hun. Now set a high standard for A CLEAN AMERICA!,” and “Re-elect ROOSEVELT, Vote American Labor”’
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Cheers, been a while since my last New Word Day
A screenshot of the thread I’m replying to with the word ‘alterity’ highlighted and a pop-up giving the dictionary definition of ‘alterity’: the state of being other or different; otherness
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Found it.
A photo of the front cover of a paperback copy of the book The Long Walk by “Richard Bachman“ — an original copy from before Stephen King was revealed as writing under the name Richard Bachman.A photo of the back cover of a paperback copy of the book The Long Walk by “Richard Bachman“ — an original copy from before Stephen King was revealed as writing under the name Richard Bachman. It reads:

The Place: An ultra conservative America of the not too distant future…

The Event: The countries number one sports contest, a grueling, 450 mile marathon walk, where a single mis-step could be the last…

The Competitors: The cream of the nation’s youth, 100 red blooded American boys out to make it to the top, no matter who they trample on to get there…

The Prize: a fortune, in money, fame, and everything, the heart desires, for the one and only winner…

But in a flawless society there are no losers — because the New American Government knows how to bury its failures…

The Long Walk
A novel of chilling, macabre possibilities. A photo of the front cover of a paperback copy of the book The Long Walk by “Richard Bachman“ — an original copy from before Stephen King was revealed as writing under the name Richard Bachman — along with the two bookmarks I found inside it: a piece of notepad paper that just says “all drugs together“, and movie theater ticket for the 9:40 PM showing of The Color of Money at the Festival Cinemas in Arroyo grande California.
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
pro tip: to justify the extra $80/night hotel room with private patio, bring your home coffee setup to save $5-$10/day 🧠
Photo of a bamboo bar cart in a hotel room, with a small electric kettle, a container of community instant coffee, a container of honey, and an insulated coffee mug with lid.
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i grabbed a bag of this Sweet Heat Snack Mix at Costco and can’t stop eating them?
A screenshot from the Costco app showing Kirkland Signature Sweet Heat Snack Mix, 24oz., with an image of the packaging, and pricing & delivery information. Price is $11.99, 2-Day Delivery
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Doublejack @doublejack.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
made casarecce pasta and jarred vodka sauce with cans of pink salmon tonight — rotating through emergency stocks. i made a lot for leftovers and it’s very mid — but if i were legit in an emergency it would smash. tip: vacuum seal & organize sachets of spices and whatnot (i need to do this)
A close-up picture of a pot of pasta and tomato sauce
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