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Sarah Twycross

@doublecross.bsky.social
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Writer, tabletop designer, card-carrying anarchist & queer, also @Middry's wife. She/It. Work stuff: ko-fi.com/satwycross subscribestar.adult/doublecross satwycross@gmail.com Writing commissions open.

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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 7h
The 'I don't like men with too many muscles' 'I DIDN'T MAKE HIM FOR YOU' exchange from Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I cannot beat the allegations
The chudwoke meme quiz with maximal 'is woke' and minimal 'acts woke'
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Darryl by Jackie Ess
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Johnny Bravo (butch) says 'I'm gay so whatever gets my dick hard is a woman faggot'
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you all from saving me from a disastrous fashion choice, I will now proceed to plan B: shaving myself bald while No One Is Ever Going to Want Me by Giles Corey plays
No sideshave wins the poll
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I voted sticker
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I appreciate we like the picture if me, I also like the picture of me, but decisions must be made and there's a strawpoll for a reason.
Two votes on a poll. One yes. One no.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Should I get a side shave strawpoll.com/NPgxe2DJBZ2
A picture of Sarah for reference
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When a trans woman needs her cigarette ignited
Cluster chaser lights
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A human thinks "the way you express care for me makes me feel loved in ways i cannot reconcile with reality due to my own issues" and what they say is "SHUT UP FAGGOT"
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The vaguepost queen
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The stooge, Curly Howard
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Does anyone wanna come over
Two back doors lead into pitch blackness. This image is a PoV shot.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Logging on
An absurdly small pug puppy in a jumper stares sadly past the threshhold of a car door.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A photo of the google search 'I will return this weary exile to the home that is his birthright', the legend from Polynices' shield in Seven Against Thebes. The Google AI Overview has interpreted this literally and is providing practical advice on how one may return a weary exile to the home that is their birthright.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The fear from mgs 3
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Say thanks, Norm. You can never die, Norm.
Norman Fells, Esq.Norman Fells, fishbowl edition.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Quinns' 'Play Pretend' Battle Jacket
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A chimp in a suit holding a colt 1911 pistol with the impact font caption 'when it's time to fight, you fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to noah's ark...and brother, it's startin' to rain', an image an objectively goes hard as fuck.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Theyre calling it 'the most esoteric memorial tattoo we've ever seen'
A forearm with a pig's hoof print, surrounded by the words 'La Hija Del Cid'
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Realizing you are a very disabled adult and will continue to be well into life feels like
Gregory Samsa from Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Internet Personality NorthernLion
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Brighton Belle has gone to sleep Blood on mouth, mud on feet Yet look at her in starry crown Her judgemental gaze, looking down As all things must, she says goodnight And dances off t'ward the light Rest in peace, Tilly
A white and tortoiseshell longhair cat, curled up in a bundle on some wires. She looks beautiful and at peace.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Dark souls victory achieved splash but it says 'tonsils uninfected'
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Phan said 'did you know Poochie's not supposed to be black?' and I was confused for a second but then thought about it and went 'yeah, he's just nineties cool, which means he's stealing black style', assuming she meant the simpsons character. Then she showed me this motherfucker.
Pucci from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
New project.
A page of writing. If you use a screen reader and wish to know what it says, please contact me so I can send it to you. It does not otherwise fit in the alt text box.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Things have changed.
The entity known as Sarah Twycross with long, unstyled hair.The entity known as Sarah Twycross with shorter, styled hair.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Posing for the cover of the Harlequin Romance I'm going to write about gay transgender cowgirls.
Sarah Twycross in a black t-shirt, blue jeans, belt and black cowboy boots, arms behind her head, posture as though she is leaning on a phantom barn door. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The corollary makes me cry on a semi-regular basis probably factors into my gender identity & methods of love more than is natural.
Louis Wain's 'I feel in love with a lovely kitten & that kitten was myself', a watercolour of a pleasantly surprised kitten with the title captioning it.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
RED DECK WINS (No netdecking)
Evidence of having achieved mythic in Magic the Gathering Arena at rank #993
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A three panel comic of a poorly drawn, sobbing goblin. In the first panel, the goblin says 'I'm sad'. A beat passes, with a panel of the goblin's sobbing face. A third panel, zoomed in on the face, has the goblin repeat, 'I'm sad'. There is a mocking, melodramatic air to it.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Nervous Broad from Problem Sleuth.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
A form based page of ttrpg rules, too long to reasonably fit in an alt-text, that uses multiple conditionals and dead ends to intentionally confuse readers and confound attempts to fill in these results.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Yes.
The magic the gathering car for spider-man noir.A man emerging from a spider, a spider man if you will, called Kroble. It is, mechanically, identical to spider man noir.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I AM A KNIIIIFE
A big knife beside its sheathe
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This isn't a game about fascists getting shot. This is a game about ecstasy and relief. This is a game about worst fears. This is a game about dark dreams. This is a dream about better worlds and worst ones. This is a game about lying. This is a game about journalism.
A combination gonzo fist and hamsa (three fingers, two thumbs, eye in the palm) glows with orange light. Above, in handwriting, the initialism 'F & L o t D Q '98'.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_e6...
The touch map meme, but with the three categories being John Henry ( with the heaviest hammer you got ), This Band ( if it's good enough ), and  Them ( only if it's good enough ). All are marked hard 'NO' except for the hearts - John Henry is marked with 'PLEASE' for the full heart, and a half of the hearts for the other two, indicated they have been split.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Discover tab kuleshov effect
Post reading 'His grave site will be a gender neutral bathroom' followed by a post reading 'GET THAT BOY PREGNANT'
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Hey I'm a woman who feels like this, wanna hear me talk about God, the illusory world and consensus reality like a prophet?
I had all the characteristics of a human being - flesh, blood, skin, hair - but my depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that my normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow painful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner if my mind functioning.

Credit to Bret Easton Ellis, in American PsychoThere is an idea of Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I am simply not there.

Credit to Bret Easton Ellis, in American Psycho
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
"Yes, I do enjoy Shrek Forever After, how could you tell?"
Brogan the Chad Ogre from Shrek Forever After smiling self-assuredly.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Wish you were here.
A gloomy field of rolling golden stubble that a photo cannot do justice. It is misty with cold rain. A telephone pole cuts the world in half.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Babygirl <3
Grist, the Hunger Tide, a green/black card. It is a necromancer made of bugs.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
CW Animals The animals in question
A pale arm pets a fluffy black cat lying in the same bedA black cat loafs on the floor. He is so small.A majestic blue cat scratches her ear with her back leg.A grub like dog lies in a duvet depression
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Believe it or not this is the first page of some vile smut
Consistency. That’s what they want from me, from the others like me. A high performance floor, a low performance ceiling. No miracles, no disasters. Trust. It’s all about trust.

The mech’s foot slips because the autopilot’s inverse kinematics can’t account for rockslides. I instinctively jerk my own foot, and the autopilot registers it, slamming the mech’s toe spikes into the mountainside. That instinct is trained - training is what I’m good for, what makes me so consistent.

I gave my entire childhood to the academy. Like an olympic athlete, I trained my entire life for something I knew would only last a few years, something that could have disappeared at any moment. Who knows when experimental projects like these will have their funding cut because the government doesn’t like what DART’s done in the middle east or Indochina or wherever else the needle’s been inserted this year.

I trained, because I wanted to be a mech pilot. Lots of kids say they want to be astronauts when they grow up. They never think about having to be in the airforce, having to be selected, having to be the best and brightest to be the one who gets to do it. I did. I didn’t fantasize about being a pilot - I planned. Charted and coursed every step of the way. I know exactly how this machine works, every subsystem of the autopilot, the specifications of every bullet it fires and the grip strength of every finger.

The mech can’t rock climb on its own, and I wasn’t cleared for jumpjets on this mission. My fingers curl in the interface gel, and the mech’s fingers curl in turn. I feel the texture of the rock simulated and transmitted through the touch sensors, test if it will hold the weight. I feel some give, and in frustration I rip a small boulder out of the mountain. I throw it behind me, and I probably kill something. Doesn’t matter. The next handhold doesn’t fail me.
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Getting on video call with my wife for the first time in a while and she tells me I look noticeably slimmer.
A blushing wolf emoji
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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
A wolf emote looking horrified
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