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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Get yerself a pardner which makes yer bed for ya.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Aye!
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Guess ya could say I am batty for ya.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I guess I got one foot in the grave....
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I am always right. Obviously!
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Aye shucks... thought I can sink my teeth into that one. Let's take it to the neck level.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Vampires would be great medics... always draw blood first try!
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
[Bark] PEOPLE THAT EDIT COOL How do you slap such cool filters over yer stuff like... I also want that...
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
DID I MISS A PARTY WITH BOOZE 😞
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Aye, ya leg is enough! [ He started laughing and laughing and... reaching for a bottle of bourbon, handing it to him. ] Ya can have it. Here.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I can give ya some of my booze!
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
[ His expression seemed... a little sad. ] I've known people like ya... but I hope for everyone that ya can get what yer hopin' for. Just know... Ya always have a different way.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I ain't a good one... But I ain't tryin' to be. The gal needs someone else not part of the system... but I ain't gonna be me.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I ain't got a family like that, but I can sympathize. But ya know... It would be a statement. Breakin' the cycle... some like that. But ya know, I ain't yer father... nor uncle. Ya do what you think is right.... but keep yer heart open for the voices of the oppressed.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I'm thinkin' the gal should have different views... that's all.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I can't be the only one thinkin' like that ....
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I ain't lyin'! Bein' of the system ain't good... Ya know. Even if ya want change... yer just part of the problem in the end.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Yer know, there ain't not criminals if they want change... and sometimes change is by force. I once thought like ya did, but sometimes the system ain't listening to good deeds. Ya know... being part of a system is tellin' em ya can ignore it.. Corruption runs deep like a son of a bitch. [+]
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Listen here, .... er... Ferret. Ya know, it ain't about the bet for me, aye? I see them pigs treat people poorly, and it ain't pretty. Ya seem like ya want to do somethin' good.... and yer have to start from outside. The inside is, ya know, corrupted...
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I reckon Zaun should be treated better by Piltover. It got enough money... I've seen it! I mean... I've heard.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
.... I ain't seein' myself as a sloth... It ain't even strong like me! But aye... Yer still thinkin' about joining 'em Enforcers...?
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I ain't knowing what a darn sloth is, but it ain't sound like me, I say! A bear... I never got compared to an animal before. Ya know, what I ain't got in speed, I got in strength! But the point is... er... what did we talk about?
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Or ya can give me all 'em drinks, and everyone else stays sober!
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Aye Noxus... I had my fair share with 'em... They ain't got nothin' on me tho! Haha! I am as sharp as a deer... or some quick animal. Ya know, yer gettin' used to it!
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Ain't nobody got time for all that facin'!
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If ya hold her away from the pigs... ya know. Could actually be good.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
[Bark] I haven't written Graves before erm I hope he isn't all too weird (sweating)
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Yer talkin' like Missy Fortune by now! I ain't dullin' 'em... just my way of relaxin'
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Yer don't? Oh ye right... yer like... a bigger fetus...
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Ya know me. I ain't turnin' down drinkin'! All I need is some cheap liquor and my cigar to be happy.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
So we ain't takin' over Piltover? Darn... Aye, then a drink will do.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
WE TAKIN' OVER PILTOVER???
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Yer assigning animals to each other?
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"... A joke, ey? So yer joke is calling me a walrus and pretending to be fate? Yer folk have a weird sense of humor." He huffed out, cigar smoke practically catapulted into his face. "Yer lucky, I'm in a good mood... otherwise yer would be sleepin' with fish."
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"A WALRUS?! WATCHA THINK YER ARE!" He grabbed the other by the collar, lifting him off the ground with one arm. "You ain't no Twisted Fate... Yer just here to mock me!"
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
He narrows his eyes. "... What else do you call me."
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
.... What did you say?
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
.... What's my first name.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It's always lucky with ya around.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Drinks on me if yer name is Twisted Fate.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I heard Zaun has the best bar! Let's get to 'the last drop'!
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
We drinkin'! Pop 'em bottles and get the cheap bourbon pourin'!
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
DRINKIN' TIME
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Ya'll are so.. curious....
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
.... Ay I know ya. You've been fightin' next to her side, ye?
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Aye!! Ya know... I gave quite some information 'bout the new guards in Piltover.... [ He put an arm around him, getting a cigar out of hus pocket. Slowly, he pit it between his lips to light it. ] And it seems like they know we are onto 'em... at least they got more than least time.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
.... Aye, that was impressive.... Ya know, that might be an impressive party trick!
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Ya bet. Ya seem familiar... yer hangin' around commander Krill, aye?
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Ya bet. I yearn for a good drink... It's been a day since the last one.
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𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 @doublebarrels.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Who has better bars... Zaun or Piltover?
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