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@dotter.bsky.social
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The proof of that is Zohran Mamdani. He kept his promise to make NYC a more liveable place. Even the NYPD has to admit that the crime rate went DOWN!
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You cannot buy honesty from someone who has none to sell. But! You can steal honesty from someone who does. It works the other way, too. Stop making it impossible for people to earn and maintain an honest living and they'll stop pursuing a dishonest one.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dubyah's still around isn't he? Has anyone asked him what he thinks of Trump's America?
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Casserole Alert/Warning
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Casserole Advisory
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They might be giants. In fact, I'm pretty sure they are.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dinosaur ghosts possess the living. Why do you think the "leader of the free world" acts like his brain is the size of a walnut?
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The problem with AI is that its creators (both human and AI) use it exactly to fool people. Its public reputation is that AI is all lies and garbage, because it is. The informed choice is to NOT use AI. That's why AI companies are working so hard to take that choice away.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This explains America's right wing media. They're giving their audiences what they want; something, anything to be mad about! If Wells knew he was describing the MAGA movement...
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
HG Wells wrote in The Shape Of Things To Come that anger is addictive. If you're angry for long enough, you come to need it as junkies needs their fix. The only joy you can feel is fulfilled vindictiveness.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(I assume this is in the States.)
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The trick is to be the home you want to go to. It doesn't make sense, but it's true.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any. Says Skeletor urging you to use your power to change the future before there’s no future left.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you can do that and not cut your hand, I believe I know why you keep losing fights.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(I would have called that wisdom, but it's a virtue either way.)
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hope you get the job, Steve! (He won't)
A black-and-white cartoon illustration with a bright green background shows an otter named Steve nervously sitting behind an office desk being interviewed by two other otters.

Baked-in text:
“At the interview Steve is asked if he can perform under pressure.  
Steve is not 100% sure he knows all the lyrics…  
but he’s about to try his best.”

On Steve’s name tag: “steve”  
On his mug: “I ♥ FISH”  
Bottom left corner: “inotternews.co.uk”  
Bottom right corner: “In Ötter News ©”
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Steve doesn't really understand the gym...
A friendly, grayscale cartoon otter named Steve stands at a cluttered desk, holding a large mug in front of a bright red background, with a computer monitor and stacks of files behind him.

Text in the image:
- At the top: “It would be easier to lift the weights in the gym if everyone just worked together.”
- On Steve’s name tag: “Steve”
- On the mug he’s holding: “I ♥ FISH”
- On a sticky note attached to the computer: “Well done!”
- At the bottom right corner: “In Ötter News”
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
/facepalm/ The mighty Thurl Ravenscroft; I beg your pardon.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They feel that they are free to spread hate and fear, advocate and even direct violence and, of course, tell "Holy Truth" that contradicts physical evidence. But merely human governments are preventing them from exercising these "rights." Plus they like feeling attacked. It's an excuse to be angry.
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
im sorry if this offends but i believe that you are in fact capable of learning new things, improving your skills, becoming a better person, and having a happier life than you currently do.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I was hoping for a quiet week, Steve....
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hi. Did you see the news about Japanese researchers using Ewingella americana to treat colon cancer in mice? Google found several articles, here's one. www.sciencealert.com/powerful-ant... If only humans were mice...
sciencealert.com
Powerful Anti-Cancer Drug Discovered Inside Japanese Tree Frog
Scientists have discovered a promising new approach to fighting cancer in the gut bacteria of a Japanese tree frog, with one strain completely shrinking tumors in mice, with no severe side effects.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You are more beautiful than you think. In fact, no matter how you look, you're beautiful and desirable to someone. But you do not own beauty, you only lease it. Sooner or later, time is going to take it back. Enjoy it while you can.
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BixByte @bixbyte.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm talking about toxic friendships in the furry fandom, gaslighting, and why walking away from people can be one of the healthiest choices you make. #Furry #FurryFandom #Fursona #MentalHealth #Gaslighting #Boundaries #ToxicFriendships #SelfGrowth #FurryDrama www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4z7...
youtube.com
Furries and Toxic Friendships, Gaslighting, and What I Learned
YouTube video by BixByte
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R. RATT 🌲🐀🦝🌿 @sylvanrat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Horses of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your reins!
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Indeed, one of the first lessons of wisdom is knowing when to shut up.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You know though, if those responsibilities don't find you, the consequences will. And you're also hiding from the pub...
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Nifty! ... I'll have to look up Arishka, then. Thanks!
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What's the point of being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes!
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
For once, I actually agree with Steve's advice. Being silly is good for the soul.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
(Personally, I like toaster strudels better, but it's the same shape.)
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
For warriors, their true enemy is their own limits. Their greatest ally is themselves. But of course, there are always other enemies and other important allies.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Vaccines save lives. This is the FIRST time that ZERO cervical-cancer deaths have been recorded for this age group, and it’s thanks to the introduction of a vaccine against the human papillomavirus (HPV). Yes, you read that correctly. ZERO.
ctvnews.ca
Cervical cancer deaths for vaccinated young women fall to zero in England: study
The HPV vaccine for cervical cancer has reduced the risk of dying from the disease before the age of 30 in England to almost zero, the first study of its kind showed Thursday.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Science is not a destination. It's a journey. There's no road map, not yet. Scientists are drawing it as they go.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The only thing you can do about awful people is not be one of them. Says Skeletor also blasting some awful people with his magic death ray - another thing he can do at least.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Courage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same and that's why life is hard. Says Skeletor knowing he’s mostly stupid but sometimes courageous.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cute. Very. Definitely. 😊
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh my! 😉 That was one helluva fight scene! Bravo! It leaves a few unanswered questions though. Like, why did they not need to breathe? (I'm guessing this was some kind of Rose-coloured Hero Clash.)
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
1:15 Most of a rack just for The Korps! ... want another one?
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You know, Elon Musk has like fourteen kids by four ex-wives. No way is he a virgin. So how come he talks and acts like an incel?
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That might cover rent.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hmm. To spare those poor, hard-done-by corporations from the kid's dastardly spoilers, the doctor's really only need to hold him until his hacking skills are outdated and irrelevant; two years, maybe three?
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Scandalous! 😁 ...is there a male version? Or do male agents wear the same outfit but bra size -A?
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
So it's not 100% effective, but it helps a lot. Hey, every step is a step forward, right? 👍
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Has anyone ever seen Trump laugh? I've never heard of him laughing. I don't think he can.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I like this guy!
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Stop expecting honesty from people WHO lie to themselves. Says Skeletor knowing you know exactly who he’s talking about.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it. Says Skeletor thinking we probably need a new majority.
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Musk's DOGE crew saw a line item that was "benefitting" some foreign government and diverted the funds to Musk's pocket. They didn't think to check what it was for; keeping screwworm out of America. Now there's screwworm in America. Sue Musk!
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DOtter @dotter.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It kind of sounds like they're going to scare off their customers, too...
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