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Wokey McWokeface

@dotofblue.bsky.social
13K followers 6.7K following 5.2K posts

Blue dot in Talibama. Never trumper. Seriously pissed atheist childless cat lady. My name was the same on the other site. I want to know where the money from the tariffs is going. A president that doesn't care for all people IS NOT A PRESIDENT.

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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Awww. Sweet. Looks like my kitty. Here she is right now.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She is one.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really hate his face.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm having my second cup of decaf and Poppy is keeping me company.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Close-up of a white pig.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
TaDA!
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The stuff of nightmares!
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I saw an old guy proudly wearing this t-shirt yesterday. He obviously doesn't understand irony because he was wearing it to pick up free food at our neighborhood giveaway.🤭 Another kicker? The tee sells for $21.
Prison is perfect for liberals tee.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can someone explain this abomination to me? People actually pay 5 bucks for 4 ice cubes? Why?
Boxes of ice cubes in a freezer case priced at $4.99 for four cubes.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You wouldn't believe how loud she's snoring right now.
Fluffy cat sleeping on s chair.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My Magat neighbors got a new van that looks like this. All I see is a Patriot Front transport. What other use is there? No windows?
Tall van with no windows.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This guy is a total asshole racist prick!
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
They do look like those. My first thought was pareil.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I found it growing in my yard after the rains. How weird is this thing?
Odd sphere in the grass. Brown with whitish stuff flaking off.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I got a new hat.
Blue hat with flowers and AUNT TIFA
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This is what the shrimp dinner costs near me.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
And the UBS delivery man!
The UBS man
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Like this one! I can't be jealous, though, because she's the dumbest cat EVER.
Fluffy cat lying on legs.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Holy shit! Look who visited us at 2 am last night!
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Messy table Caturday!
A cat lying on newspapers with another cat lying on a table in the background.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It doesn't get more Alabama-ish to try and feed a stray kitty and get this instead. So far it's a lot easier to train a possum on proper food times than the kitty.
Opossum eating out of pet bowl.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I looked behind me yesterday and this is what was looking back.
Blue-eyed fluffy cat staring creepily.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Looks better like this.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I don't know what was done to this washcloth, but I share the sentiment. I wish I knew where my googly eye stash was.
A disgusted looking washcloth folded upon a towel.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I threw some beads on my bead mat. It seems like they're trying to communicate with me.
Strands of beads.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Izzy is watching the stray kitty eat.
Black and white cat watching a black cat eating.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
He looks a bit like my Izzy boy.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is what my friend made.
Decorative deviled eggs.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Can you find the cat?
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Any one of these.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is today, but the prices were snapping up higher as I screenshot this. Next time it will be considerably more around here as well.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Here are the faces under the masks. Take a good look.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I guess this walking, talking potato is putting ICE in our airports, huh? I'm sure that will go as smoothly as Homan's barroom pickup lines.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Our stray black kitty returned to be fed after a month's absence. Please rejoice!
Black cat by a water dish at night.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This cat is snoring.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
So I took a survey from my local news station in my very red state of Alabama. I found the results surprising, to say the least.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I still get a newspaper. This was in yesterday's paper. I think I like Chirsty Walton. Even if I don't shop at her store.
News ad supporting peaceful demonstration of the American people.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I'm posting this for no particular reason.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
There are few things in this house that haven't had her ass sitting upon.
Big fluffy cat with her butt on the newspaper comics.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This is my bruised finger. I'll bet it has more internal bleeding than that mother murdering fellow has.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My car trunk deliberately slammed my finger. I now have internal injuries.
Picture of a finger with a bruised nail.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Look at him right now!
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Oh baby! I'm ready for my opulent year.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I have to brag about something. Look at my decaf coffee haul from yesterday! I got a two for one at Winn-Dixie, then found half price Dunkin at Publix! Jealous??
3 containers of Dunkin coffee next to 5 containers of Chock full o'nuts coffee cans.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Happy Caturday from Poppy and me!
Fluffy brown and white cat draped on the back of a chair.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"You let you cat on the table? That's disgusting!" Yes, yes, I do. She was traumatized when she came to us and this table was the first place she felt safe.
Fluffy cat lying comfortably on a placemat on a dining table.
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I've had to do that for this girl, but luckily not today!
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Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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