Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Awww. Sweet. Looks like my kitty. Here she is right now. 020
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm having my second cup of decaf and Poppy is keeping me company. 140
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I saw an old guy proudly wearing this t-shirt yesterday. He obviously doesn't understand irony because he was wearing it to pick up free food at our neighborhood giveaway.🤭 Another kicker? The tee sells for $21. 230
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Can someone explain this abomination to me? People actually pay 5 bucks for 4 ice cubes? Why? 420
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 09/07/2026You wouldn't believe how loud she's snoring right now. 010
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My Magat neighbors got a new van that looks like this. All I see is a Patriot Front transport. What other use is there? No windows? 200
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 01/07/2026They do look like those. My first thought was pareil. 210
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I found it growing in my yard after the rains. How weird is this thing? 200
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 27/06/2026This is what the shrimp dinner costs near me. 000
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Like this one! I can't be jealous, though, because she's the dumbest cat EVER. 140
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Holy shit! Look who visited us at 2 am last night! 130
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 30/05/2026It doesn't get more Alabama-ish to try and feed a stray kitty and get this instead. So far it's a lot easier to train a possum on proper food times than the kitty. 182
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I looked behind me yesterday and this is what was looking back. 020
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I don't know what was done to this washcloth, but I share the sentiment. I wish I knew where my googly eye stash was. 000
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I threw some beads on my bead mat. It seems like they're trying to communicate with me. 020
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 26/03/2026This is today, but the prices were snapping up higher as I screenshot this. Next time it will be considerably more around here as well. 122
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Here are the faces under the masks. Take a good look. 010
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I guess this walking, talking potato is putting ICE in our airports, huh? I'm sure that will go as smoothly as Homan's barroom pickup lines. 000
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Our stray black kitty returned to be fed after a month's absence. Please rejoice! 071
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 07/03/2026So I took a survey from my local news station in my very red state of Alabama. I found the results surprising, to say the least. 192
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I still get a newspaper. This was in yesterday's paper. I think I like Chirsty Walton. Even if I don't shop at her store. 031
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 04/02/2026There are few things in this house that haven't had her ass sitting upon. 030
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 16/01/2026This is my bruised finger. I'll bet it has more internal bleeding than that mother murdering fellow has. 020
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 15/01/2026My car trunk deliberately slammed my finger. I now have internal injuries. 221
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I have to brag about something. Look at my decaf coffee haul from yesterday! I got a two for one at Winn-Dixie, then found half price Dunkin at Publix! Jealous?? 010
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 26/12/2025"You let you cat on the table? That's disgusting!" Yes, yes, I do. She was traumatized when she came to us and this table was the first place she felt safe. 391
Wokey McWokeface @dotofblue.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I've had to do that for this girl, but luckily not today! 110